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Kids Music Band Names?
« on: March 10, 2009, 05:40:27 pm »
Yeah, so I'm shelving the illegitimate son of convention for awhile and concentrating on my new venture, kids music.  I already have one song written and am working on others.  But I need a good band name.  So, for some reason, i'm compelled to ask you spags for suggestions.  Keep in mind, this is music for kids and that, with any luck, I might one day actually perform this music in front of kids, so, anything not PG or lower probably won't work. 

So, have at it. 
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Re: Kids Music Band Names?
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2009, 05:46:40 pm »
What's His Name and His Bag o Music Makin Mayhem

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« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2009, 05:50:50 pm »
"The Funny Adults".

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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2009, 05:53:40 pm »
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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2009, 05:58:02 pm »
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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2009, 07:27:22 pm »
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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2009, 07:40:29 pm »
Compliance training.
Huzzahmbies.
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Gallant Fellows.
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« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2009, 10:24:49 pm »
The Pool On The Roof
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Bucket Of Owls
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Re: Kids Music Band Names?
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2009, 01:08:13 am »
Heinous Anus

wait wait wait


Scott Spagmeyer and his Magnificent Nose Music


hmmm
I'm finding this difficult without having heard any of your kids stuff.
are you telling stories?
making goofy noises?
are these educational?

I can't imagine there not being a pun -- give us some clues!

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« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2009, 10:43:06 am »
Well, I only have the one song written.

And it's about carrots. 

The chorus goes:

Because...
I hate carrots
Yeah, I hate carrots
My mom says they're keen
filled with beta carrot-enes
I don't want to sound mean
But I hate carrots.

So not really educational so far.  I think my schtick will be sortof little songs about what it's like to be a kid.  And their will be puns for sure, but they won't really be central to the songs or anything. 
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« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2009, 01:32:36 pm »
Silly Hat Day Everyday
Groan Ups
Silly Head Day
Playgrounded
Lumpy Breakfast
Into the Laboratory it Goes*
Singalong Scott and his Monkey Music




*my aunt used to say this when my baby cousin would put something in his mouth

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« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2009, 01:33:48 pm »
POOPY TIME!

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« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2009, 01:36:01 pm »
I kinda like Groan Ups. 

But keep em coming. 

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« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2009, 01:03:22 am »
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« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2009, 10:14:09 am »
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