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Started by Lies, March 19, 2009, 08:49:30 AM

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March 19, 2009, 08:49:30 AM


And now photo instructions on how to make it-











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Rumckle

#1
March 19, 2009, 09:21:41 AM
 :horrormirth: :fap: :lulz:

That looks freaking crazy, did you add anything while preparing it? Because it looks like it might turn out rather dry.
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Lies

#2
March 19, 2009, 09:56:32 AM
Sorry, I can't take credit for this, so I can't tell you any of that, I just found it on some geek website :P
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
March 19, 2009, 03:18:23 PM
Oh for fuck's sake! That's my friend Zach; me and B and LK were at his dinner party the night we clowned Tanq. SMALL WORLD!

The meat pig was delicious, but I object to his use of Johnsonville brats... the rest of the sausage was all homemade, and had a subtle, delicate savor.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Richter

#4
March 19, 2009, 03:20:58 PM
Between this, Bacon Weave (aka Death Sammich), and the Baconturducken, folks hear are certianly pioneering new territory in heart failure.




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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
March 19, 2009, 04:03:12 PM
Here is Zach's blog: http://www.porktopia.com/2009/03/porkgasm.html

He will be mightily pleased to hear that his meat-pig is making the rounds.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#6
March 19, 2009, 06:00:00 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 19, 2009, 03:20:58 PM
Between this, Bacon Weave (aka Death Sammich), and the Baconturducken, folks hear are certianly pioneering new territory in heart failure.




IA! IA!

I felt my arteries harden just looking at the pictures.

AFK

#7
March 19, 2009, 06:05:59 PM
I wouldn't be too eager to have a piece from the middle of that monstrosity. 
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BADGE OF HONOR

#8
March 19, 2009, 07:02:48 PM
Disgusting and stupid.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Jenne

#9
March 19, 2009, 07:36:08 PM
Aw, the piggy's cute.  But looks like overkill to me for some reason, though I realize you probably just need a bit on your plate, not a ginormous piece.

Hm, will have to show this to the crowd I hang with and see what they say about this for a future gathering.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
March 19, 2009, 08:13:45 PM
I had a nice cross-section slice right out of the middle and it was delicious!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

-Kel-

#11
March 19, 2009, 11:45:37 PM
Wow, must try that soon

East Coast Hustle

#12
March 22, 2009, 12:11:28 PM
that looks fucking disgusting.


Pig is already the tastiest meat on earth. treating it like that is akin to painting flames and skulls on a bentley.
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Triple Zero

#13
March 22, 2009, 02:00:01 PM
you can tell by the lack of pictures of anyone enjoying eating it :-)

I'll post my pictures of the "bacongasm" we cooked a while ago in Denmark as I finish uploading them. It turned out impressive, juicy, awesome and fucking delicious.
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#14
March 23, 2009, 08:00:43 AM
Actually, we ate the whole fucking thing except for ONE slice which Zach had the next day for breakfast. We were just too busy stuffing it into our mouths and enjoying the party to take more pics. :) It was really good, although as I said, I didn't care for the Johnsonville sausages, especially contrasted with the delicious homemade sausage. I gave my Johnsonville sausage segments to B.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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