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Cram, if you were the DM of this, I promise I would play it

Started by Cain, March 21, 2009, 10:38:53 PM

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Cain

March 21, 2009, 10:38:53 PM
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4789924/Naruto_Style_Dungeons_and_Dragons_Campaign

QuoteA Naruto Style Dungeons and Dragons Campaign.

Fucking lail.

Suu

#1
March 21, 2009, 10:39:26 PM
 :horrormirth:
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Vene

#2
March 21, 2009, 11:02:24 PM
Oh god! :horrormirth:

Herbertina Merrique V

#3
March 21, 2009, 11:20:01 PM
What the fuck. :horrormirth:

I was just about to try and sleep, and now I can't get rid of this image in my head, Raistlin with yellow spiked hair and this bandanna thingy.
THE MORALE WILL CONTINUE UNTIL DISCORDIANS IMPROVE

Ask me anything. Or else.

Faust

#4
March 21, 2009, 11:24:33 PM
When I play D&D I play as a wizard.
However I always roll play that wizard as a 500 pound black woman with a personality like queen latifa's.
It disarms the gm who is generally a nerdy kid just out of his teens.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Lies

#5
March 21, 2009, 11:26:29 PM
When I think of naruto, I think of the special "sand attack" that the 10 year old boy tried to imitate and died from having his head stuck in the sand while his friends sat around and watched him die

QuoteThe children were allegedly reenacting one of the show's character's special attacks, where the target is enveloped in sand. Though the boy thrashed around when he couldn't breathe, his friends apparently thought he was joking and didn't pull him out until damage had already been done. He died later in a hospital, surrounded by his family.

:horrormirth:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Vene

#6
March 21, 2009, 11:27:15 PM
Quote from: Herbertina Merrique V on March 21, 2009, 11:20:01 PM
What the fuck. :horrormirth:

I was just about to try and sleep, and now I can't get rid of this image in my head, Raistlin with yellow spiked hair and this bandanna thingy.
Enjoy

Herbertina Merrique V

#7
March 21, 2009, 11:33:56 PM
:argh!::hi5::lulz:
THE MORALE WILL CONTINUE UNTIL DISCORDIANS IMPROVE

Ask me anything. Or else.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
March 22, 2009, 04:46:40 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 21, 2009, 11:26:29 PM
When I think of naruto, I think of the special "sand attack" that the 10 year old boy tried to imitate and died from having his head stuck in the sand while his friends sat around and watched him die

QuoteThe children were allegedly reenacting one of the show's character's special attacks, where the target is enveloped in sand. Though the boy thrashed around when he couldn't breathe, his friends apparently thought he was joking and didn't pull him out until damage had already been done. He died later in a hospital, surrounded by his family.

:horrormirth:


:x There's really no mirth in that. Children do stupid things and shouldn't be left unattended. That's as funny as a baby drowning in a bucket.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Lies

#9
March 22, 2009, 05:21:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 22, 2009, 04:46:40 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 21, 2009, 11:26:29 PM
When I think of naruto, I think of the special "sand attack" that the 10 year old boy tried to imitate and died from having his head stuck in the sand while his friends sat around and watched him die

QuoteThe children were allegedly reenacting one of the show's character's special attacks, where the target is enveloped in sand. Though the boy thrashed around when he couldn't breathe, his friends apparently thought he was joking and didn't pull him out until damage had already been done. He died later in a hospital, surrounded by his family.

:horrormirth:


:x There's really no mirth in that. Children do stupid things and shouldn't be left unattended. That's as funny as a baby drowning in a bucket.

The real issue is, WHO DO WE BLAME?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cainad (dec.)

#10
March 22, 2009, 06:27:23 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 22, 2009, 05:21:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 22, 2009, 04:46:40 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 21, 2009, 11:26:29 PM
When I think of naruto, I think of the special "sand attack" that the 10 year old boy tried to imitate and died from having his head stuck in the sand while his friends sat around and watched him die

QuoteThe children were allegedly reenacting one of the show's character's special attacks, where the target is enveloped in sand. Though the boy thrashed around when he couldn't breathe, his friends apparently thought he was joking and didn't pull him out until damage had already been done. He died later in a hospital, surrounded by his family.

:horrormirth:


:x There's really no mirth in that. Children do stupid things and shouldn't be left unattended. That's as funny as a baby drowning in a bucket.

The real issue is, WHO DO WE BLAME?

YES

WE MUST LOOK AT THIS HORRIBLE OCCURRENCE AND ASSIGN ALL THE BLAME TO ONE FACTOR, RATHER THAN RECOGNIZING IT AS A TRAGIC SERIES OF FOOLISH MISTAKES

I NOMINATE "Allowing children to watch anime" AS THE REAL CAUSE OF THIS

BAN ANIME!

LMNO

#11
March 23, 2009, 12:59:52 PM
BABY DROWNING IN A BUCKET?



:lulz:

Cramulus

#12
March 23, 2009, 01:35:17 PM
OKAY EVERYBODY MAKE CHARACTERS FOR THE PLAY-BY-POST NARUTO D&D GAME I'M STARTING

http://principiadiscordia.com/naruto

AFK

#13
March 23, 2009, 01:41:03 PM
That's what a Naruto looks like? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Vene

#14
March 23, 2009, 05:29:22 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 23, 2009, 01:35:17 PM
OKAY EVERYBODY MAKE CHARACTERS FOR THE PLAY-BY-POST NARUTO D&D GAME I'M STARTING

http://principiadiscordia.com/naruto
:fap: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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