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Started by Corvidia, March 23, 2009, 02:43:41 AM

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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#15
March 23, 2009, 03:23:46 PM
Why, for the love of Eris, does anyone get a job in corporate America and expect anything more than the lowest wages they can get by with and the least useful management they can survive with?

There are corporations that are different, but those should be refreshing surprises. If you interview at WalMart or Starbucks or any other Major Retail Corporation... EXPECT THEM TO TRY TO FUCK YOU.

If you don't expect them to treat you like shit, you haven't been paying attention for the last 15 years.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

AFK

#16
March 23, 2009, 03:27:23 PM
If you can't unionize, form a Discordian Cabal.  That's what we did at the Brookstone shop where I formerly worked.  If you can't get more monies, at least get more lulz. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#17
March 23, 2009, 03:29:08 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 23, 2009, 03:23:46 PM
Why, for the love of Eris, does anyone get a job in corporate America and expect anything more than the lowest wages they can get by with and the least useful management they can survive with?

There are corporations that are different, but those should be refreshing surprises. If you interview at WalMart or Starbucks or any other Major Retail Corporation... EXPECT THEM TO TRY TO FUCK YOU.

If you don't expect them to treat you like shit, you haven't been paying attention for the last 15 years.

This.

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 23, 2009, 03:27:23 PM
If you can't unionize, form a Discordian Cabal.  That's what we did at the Brookstone shop where I formerly worked.  If you can't get more monies, at least get more lulz. 

But this even more.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#18
March 23, 2009, 03:30:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 23, 2009, 03:29:08 PM

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 23, 2009, 03:27:23 PM
If you can't unionize, form a Discordian Cabal.  That's what we did at the Brookstone shop where I formerly worked.  If you can't get more monies, at least get more lulz. 

But this even more.

Oh My Eris, YES!
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Jenne

#19
March 23, 2009, 03:48:33 PM
Truthfully, I think most people DO expect Corporate Amurrica to fuck them in the ear.  But that doesn't mean they should enjoy it.  *shrug*  And sad to say that most see the unions as must another way to get fucked.  Paying out dues and not getting bupkiss for them.

Lyris_Nymphetamine

#20
March 23, 2009, 07:39:32 PM
i lost my virginity at a starbucks. twice.

LMNO

#21
March 23, 2009, 07:43:58 PM
I'm not sure that each orifice gets it's own "virginity".


Just saying.

AFK

#22
March 23, 2009, 07:45:09 PM
That would be a good name for a porn-spoof on The Office.

The Orifice.

Or maybe not. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Lyris_Nymphetamine

#23
March 23, 2009, 07:46:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 23, 2009, 07:43:58 PM
I'm not sure that each orifice gets it's own "virginity".


Just saying.
who said it did?

Corvidia

#24
March 23, 2009, 11:44:10 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 23, 2009, 03:23:46 PM
Why, for the love of Eris, does anyone get a job in corporate America and expect anything more than the lowest wages they can get by with and the least useful management they can survive with?

There are corporations that are different, but those should be refreshing surprises. If you interview at WalMart or Starbucks or any other Major Retail Corporation... EXPECT THEM TO TRY TO FUCK YOU.

If you don't expect them to treat you like shit, you haven't been paying attention for the last 15 years.
I was drinking the kool aid, not gonna lie. I had heard from friends who worked for the company that it was pretty good (and it can be, if you've got an awesome SM, which I do not). Had I applied at Mal Mart, I would have expected this. I applied at Starbucks and my friend's mom hired me. She said it was awesome, so I trusted her (don't ask me why). Watching her get fired (I really did see her get fired--the DM did it at the store) should have been a wake up call. :P

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 23, 2009, 01:18:52 PM
I had Starbucks this morning.  Does this mean I fail.   :cry:
Yes.
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
March 24, 2009, 02:35:33 AM
Quote from: LMNO on March 23, 2009, 07:43:58 PM
I'm not sure that each orifice gets it's own "virginity".


Just saying.

Why not?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lyris_Nymphetamine

#26
March 24, 2009, 04:07:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2009, 02:35:33 AM
Quote from: LMNO on March 23, 2009, 07:43:58 PM
I'm not sure that each orifice gets it's own "virginity".


Just saying.

Why not?

if each did i'd have lost my virginity at least 4 times in a starbucks.
somehow, 4.

LMNO

#27
March 24, 2009, 01:43:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2009, 02:35:33 AM
Quote from: LMNO on March 23, 2009, 07:43:58 PM
I'm not sure that each orifice gets it's own "virginity".


Just saying.

Why not?

Saddlebacking, anyone?

AFK

#28
March 24, 2009, 01:44:19 PM
Quote from: Laughtrack on March 23, 2009, 11:44:10 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 23, 2009, 01:18:52 PM
I had Starbucks this morning.  Does this mean I fail.   :cry:
Yes.

But failing has never tasted so good. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Corvidia

#29
March 24, 2009, 07:36:13 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 24, 2009, 01:44:19 PM
Quote from: Laughtrack on March 23, 2009, 11:44:10 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 23, 2009, 01:18:52 PM
I had Starbucks this morning.  Does this mean I fail.   :cry:
Yes.

But failing has never tasted so good. 
That's what they want you to think.
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.
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