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I'm so badass, the thread.

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, March 28, 2009, 01:21:51 AM

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Zenpeanut

#45
April 08, 2009, 08:42:57 PM
I'M SO BADASS I PUT MY KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK AND THEN REMOVED THE CAPS LOCK KEY PERMANENTLY

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#46
April 08, 2009, 08:53:34 PM
Quote from: Zenpeanut on April 08, 2009, 08:42:57 PM
I'M SO BADASS I PUT MY KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK AND THEN REMOVED THE CAPS LOCK KEY PERMANENTLY

:mittens:

The Good Reverend Roger

#47
December 15, 2010, 09:05:09 PM
I'm so badass, I grope TSA employees.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#48
December 15, 2010, 09:13:05 PM Last Edit: December 15, 2010, 09:15:25 PM by Richter
IM SO BADASS THAT A MUGGER FOLLOWED ME INTO AN ATM, AND I CONVINCED HIM TO WITHDRAW MONEY

IM SO BADASS THAT WHEN I EAT SPICY VINDALOO IT CRIES
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

East Coast Hustle

#49
December 15, 2010, 09:20:19 PM
I'M SO BADASS THAT WHEN I STARE INTENTLY AT THE WAVES, THEY TURN 90 DEGREES TO GET OUT OF THE WAY OF THE SHIP.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Adios

#50
December 15, 2010, 09:22:00 PM
I'm so badass the Pope is afraid to pray for me.

AFK

#51
December 15, 2010, 09:26:59 PM
I'm so badass , John Boehner cries at the mere mention of my name!

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#52
December 15, 2010, 09:29:48 PM
IM SO BADASS STEAKS JUMP OUT OF THE COW AND ONTO MY GRILL WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS

IM SO BADASS THAT MILLER LIGHT APOLOGIZES FOR BEING SHITTY IF I GET NEAR IT

WHEN PEOPLE GET HORNY THEY HAVE SEX.  IM SO BADASS THAT WHEN SEX GETS HORNY, IT CALLS AND ASKS TO COME OVER AND HAVE ME
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Suu

#53
December 16, 2010, 03:45:54 AM
Quote from: Richter on December 15, 2010, 09:29:48 PM
IM SO BADASS STEAKS JUMP OUT OF THE COW AND ONTO MY GRILL WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS

IM SO BADASS THAT MILLER LIGHT APOLOGIZES FOR BEING SHITTY IF I GET NEAR IT

WHEN PEOPLE GET HORNY THEY HAVE SEX.  IM SO BADASS THAT WHEN SEX GETS HORNY, IT CALLS AND ASKS TO COME OVER AND HAVE ME

Holy fuck.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Rumckle

#54
December 16, 2010, 05:35:09 AM
I'M SO BADASS I DON'T FINISH MY S
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

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#55
December 16, 2010, 05:43:41 AM
I'M SO BADASS I HAVE A ROBOTIC ANUS THAT GOES TO 11.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

AFK

#56
December 16, 2010, 03:05:02 PM
I'M SO BADASS
IF YOU WERE TO VISUALIZE MY BADASSNESS WITH AN ASS
IT WOULD BE THE SIZE OF MAMA CASS
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

#57
December 16, 2010, 05:08:11 PM
I'm so badass the bus waits for me.
I'm so badass people at parties give me the strong booze they're reluctant to drink.
I'm so badass they then promptly implore me to play guitar for them.
Then I tell them I'm so badass I don't have to and my presence is enough (real reason= poor coordination at that point)
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

#58
December 16, 2010, 05:42:52 PM
I'm so badass I don't HAVE to play guitar for people, they just hear it in their minds.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Rumckle

#59
December 16, 2010, 10:58:12 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on December 16, 2010, 05:43:41 AM
I'M SO BADASS I HAVE A ROBOTIC ANUS THAT GOES TO 11.

I'M SO BADASS I CAN MAKE NET'S ROBOTIC ANUS GO TO 12
It's not trolling, it's just satire.
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