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Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« on: April 07, 2009, 02:54:46 pm »
1. Words like "dickballs" creep into your spoken vocabulary

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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2009, 02:58:38 pm »
2.  When talking IRL, you wish you had a "quote" button to comment on something trivial said five minutes ago.

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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2009, 02:59:14 pm »
2.  You've been logged in for 255 days, 7 hours and 33 minutes.

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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2009, 03:00:13 pm »
4.  You spend a weekend at high geekery, and have to avoid cracking in jokes that THEY won't get.
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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2009, 03:01:22 pm »
2.  When talking IRL, you wish you had a "quote" button to comment on something trivial said five minutes ago.
2.  You've been logged in for 255 days, 7 hours and 33 minutes.


2. You fuck up threads with your very first post.

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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2009, 03:04:10 pm »
6. the Scrid knows more about your life than your meatspace friends

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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2009, 03:11:25 pm »
7.  You use "citation needed" in a spoken sentence.
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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2009, 03:14:16 pm »
You make an OKCupid account so you can troll horny morons, only you end up getting nothing but messages from people who say things like "OMG, you really run PD.com? Who are you over there? Are you Roger?"
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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2009, 03:16:04 pm »
2.  When talking IRL, you wish you had a "quote" button to comment on something trivial said five minutes ago.
2.  You've been logged in for 255 days, 7 hours and 33 minutes.


2. You fuck up threads with your very first post.

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You make an OKCupid account so you can troll horny morons, only you end up getting nothing but messages from people who say things like "OMG, you really run PD.com? Who are you over there? Are you Roger?"

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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2009, 03:16:34 pm »
8. You've managed to convince yourself that this topic can't possibly apply to you
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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2009, 03:16:57 pm »
:lol:

Also, you call your kids SPAGS all the time.  :x

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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2009, 03:18:01 pm »
10. You think of people you like as "glorious faggots".
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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2009, 03:18:24 pm »
11. Whenever anyone mentions a forum on TV, your bowels tingle with anticipation

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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2009, 03:21:27 pm »
12. You find yourself shouting, "SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK, PTERADACTYLS!"

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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2009, 03:22:48 pm »
:lol:

Also, you call your kids SPAGS all the time.  :x

THIS and....

10. You think of people you like as "glorious faggots".

THIS!!   :lulz: