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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #165 on: April 15, 2009, 02:40:29 pm »
Okay, this one has been affecting me for a long time now:

116: When scanning through Recent Unread Topics, you see the little icon indicating that you've posted in that thread, and you think to yourself, "Wait, why the hell would I post in that thread? It has nothing to do with me; I don't even recall it being that interesting."

116a: Your post was just a lulz smiley or something dumb like that.

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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #166 on: April 15, 2009, 02:49:05 pm »
117. When you're formulating a good idea, you visualize how you'd explain it to the forum.

118. "Big News", to you, is something that deserves its own thread

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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #167 on: April 15, 2009, 03:27:47 pm »
119. You are surprised that your parents don't know what "GASMGASM" is.
120. You occasionally refer to things as being "made of mittens and win" on public venues like facebook and english class.


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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #168 on: April 15, 2009, 03:51:08 pm »
114:  You wish other forumites had "printscreen" buttons for their brains.

114b: You are incredibly thankful certain forumites don't.
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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #169 on: July 10, 2009, 04:09:05 am »
121. this stupid thread reminds you how much you miss PD, and inspires you to bump it needlessly just to say so.



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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #170 on: July 10, 2009, 04:15:06 am »
116. It's your goddamn homepage and your roommates think you have some sort of unhealthy addiction.
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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #171 on: July 10, 2009, 04:18:56 am »
117. Your biggest pet peeve is that Cram's avatar no longer depicts the Prime Minister of Japan, despite the label, and you feel the strange inclination to mention this in smalltalk to classmates and total strangers, as though it should be a conversation starter.


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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #172 on: July 10, 2009, 09:34:50 am »
218: You stay up until 4:30 in the morning reading pages of shit like this.
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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #173 on: July 10, 2009, 09:56:08 am »
219. You don't know how to casually refer to the userbase without using the word 'spag/s/'.
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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #174 on: July 10, 2009, 10:38:53 am »
116. It's your goddamn homepage and your roommates think you have some sort of unhealthy addiction.

116a) They're right.
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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #175 on: July 10, 2009, 01:06:13 pm »
People on other forums have actually stopped asking you what 'spag' means.
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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #176 on: July 10, 2009, 01:08:46 pm »
117. Your biggest pet peeve is that Cram's avatar no longer depicts the Prime Minister of Japan, despite the label, and you feel the strange inclination to mention this in smalltalk to classmates and total strangers, as though it should be a conversation starter.

wait wait wait, Cain told me that Bono, and the old dude from the Black Hole Sun video ARE the Prime Minister of Japan


aw man! I don't know nothin about international relations.   :oops:

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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #177 on: July 10, 2009, 01:10:07 pm »
Cram is always the Prime Minister of Japan, no matter what form he chooses for his earthly avatars.

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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #178 on: July 10, 2009, 02:04:42 pm »
120: You separate your life into Before PD (BPD) and Anno PD (APD) portions.
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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #179 on: July 10, 2009, 03:00:10 pm »
219. You don't know how to casually refer to the userbase without using the word 'spag/s/'.

219a: You use spag as a normal part of your everyday vocabulary.
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