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Re: The Book of Prophecy ~ As Written by Payne
« Reply #60 on: April 16, 2009, 06:37:05 pm »
Hhe, no problem, I just thought a perfectionist such as yourself would want to know.

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Re: The Book of Prophecy ~ As Written by Payne
« Reply #61 on: April 16, 2009, 07:40:10 pm »
Fuck yeah - I'll get it sorted, don't you worry

BTW - has anyone noticed it runs to 23 pages :tinfoilhat:

*edit* this fread is now about applying the law of fives to paynes holy vision to provide evidence that there is a secret code, embedded in it that even God wasn't aware of  :eek:
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Re: The Book of Prophecy ~ As Written by Payne
« Reply #62 on: April 16, 2009, 07:47:07 pm »
oh there's a secret code in it all right  :fnord:

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Re: The Book of Prophecy ~ As Written by Payne
« Reply #63 on: April 16, 2009, 09:03:59 pm »
There actually are some codes and allusions to other, secret, things in it.

That's the whole point of these things, isn't it?

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Re: The Book of Prophecy ~ As Written by Payne HAS BEEN RIPPED OFF!
« Reply #64 on: June 09, 2009, 05:01:49 am »
Thanks for including me in your prophecy!  But I'm afraid I have some bad news.

You've been completely ripped off!  There's this guy with the Discordian name of Belteshazzar who stole your work and got it published!  I did some checking, and found out his real name is Daniel.  Unfortunately, I haven't found his last name yet, but I did learn he's Jewish and from Iraq.

It's obvious that he ripped you off just from the first two verses of your two works.

Here's yours:
1:1 In the third year of the reign of Hugh, Moderator of PD came Hustle, Moderator of Pimpsville unto Apple Talk, and besieged it.
1:2 And the Lord gave Hugh Moderator of PD into his hand, with part of the vessels of the house of Admin: which he carried into the land of Maine to the house of his Admins; and he brought the vessels into the treasure house of his Admins.

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1:1In the third year of the reign of Jeholakim king of Judah came Nebuchadnezzer king of Babylon unto Jerusalem, and besieged it.
1:2 And the Lord gave Jehoiakim king of Judah into his hand, with part of the vessels of the house of God: which he carried into the land of Shinar to the house of his god; and he brought the vessels into the treasure house of his god.

Maybe you can bring a lawsuit against this Belteshazzar.  :argh!:


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Re: The Book of Prophecy ~ As Written by Payne
« Reply #65 on: April 14, 2010, 07:16:18 pm »
Bump, as per LMNO's suggestion.

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Re: The Book of Prophecy ~ As Written by Payne
« Reply #66 on: April 14, 2010, 07:25:30 pm »
Oh, woot, and such.

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Re: The Book of Prophecy ~ As Written by Payne
« Reply #67 on: April 14, 2010, 07:28:21 pm »
Also, Loveshade ruins the joke, ITT.

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Re: The Book of Prophecy ~ As Written by Payne
« Reply #68 on: September 11, 2019, 06:39:34 pm »
Also, Loveshade ruins the joke, ITT.

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