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What the Fuck is Wrong with Walking?

Started by Corvidia, April 14, 2009, 08:50:32 PM

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Penumbral

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2009, 06:03:50 PM
It is an expression of disgust.

I understand.

You think everyone needs kids?

Disgust at what?

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Reginald Ret

Saying that having no kids might be a good idea is like saying that anarchism might be a good idea in that it triggers a similar response.
'no kid' response: ZOMG you want to kill all kids!
'no laws' response: ZOMG the moment there are no laws every single person in the world will go berserk and start slaughtering everyone else!
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

If you don't want to have kids, just don't fucking have any. Don't go around smugly judging those of us who do choose to reproduce. I WANTED kids, and I chose to have them. You think me not having kids would have been a good idea? I think a good idea is that you go fuck yourself.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

By the way, if you're saying this shit and you're not gay, celibate, or have a vasectomy, you're an irresponsible hypocrite.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Reginald Ret

Currently celibate, planning on a vasectomy and an irresponsible hypocrite.

Furthermore i agree with
QuoteIf you don't want to have kids, just don't fucking have any. Don't go around smugly judging those of us who do choose to reproduce.
I only wish to say that i am not judging and i think kids are great. I am merely stating an opinion not unlike the opinions of proud parents that insist everyone should have a kid.
Free speech and all.

Oh and if you are gonna say that those loudmouth proud parents should stfu also: go fuck yourself.
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Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

No, but I think that people who lay the guilt/inferiority trip down on people who don't have kids (whether by choice or otherwise) should STFU.

Basically, when anyone decides other people's reproductive choices are their business, I think they should go fuck themselves.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Also, unless I'm Congress, don't respond to "STFU" with "FREEDOM OF SPEECH!"

I'm not passing any laws to restrict it, bitches.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


potato

Quote from: Regret on April 20, 2009, 11:44:24 PM
I am merely stating an opinion not unlike the opinions of proud parents that insist everyone should have a kid.
who the hell are those people? a whole bunch of gay parents and I really want to know.
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hooplala

Quote from: Nigel on April 20, 2009, 11:26:44 PM
By the way, if you're saying this shit and you're not gay, celibate, or have a vasectomy, you're an irresponsible hypocrite.

I don't know about that...
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East Coast Hustle

I think everyone is getting confused.

Pen merely said that having children was not an actual need, he never made a value judgment on whether people choose to have kids or not.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

That line was lumped in with a bunch of other things he was making value judgments on... this whole thread is ABOUT value judgments.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Triple Zero

yes but What the Fuck is Wrong with Parents who make Babies That Can't Walk?
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