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Started by Dr Goofy, April 23, 2009, 07:13:25 AM

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LMNO

#120
January 06, 2010, 01:09:23 PM
He declared Ketchup to be a vegetable.

Elder Iptuous

#121
January 06, 2010, 01:23:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 06, 2010, 01:09:23 PM
He declared Ketchup to be a vegetable.
It is obviously a fruit spread.

Reagan also made a monkey go to sleep after teaching him proper morals.

Cain

#122
January 06, 2010, 02:42:03 PM
Everything you need to know about Reagan can be summed up in Iran-Contra.

Or the ketchup thing, if you're good enough at Lo5ing it.

LMNO

#123
January 06, 2010, 02:59:11 PM
To be clear: the Gvt was under fire for not providing nutricious food in it's federal school lunch programs.  So, they declared that ketchup and relish were not condiments, but vegetables, so that a meal of french fries and ketchup could be classified as "healthy".

tl;dr -- fuck the poor.

President Television

#124
January 06, 2010, 04:50:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 06, 2010, 02:59:11 PM
To be clear: the Gvt was under fire for not providing nutricious food in it's federal school lunch programs.  So, they declared that ketchup and relish were not condiments, but vegetables, so that a meal of french fries and ketchup could be classified as "healthy".

tl;dr -- fuck the poor.

To this day, my stepfather insists that ketchup is his favourite vegetable. He's Canadian. :x
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