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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 24, 2009, 06:03:24 AM

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tyrannosaurus vex

#30
April 24, 2009, 03:59:58 PM
IT'S ALL THAT FUCKING BACON!

I knew that shit would start claiming lives. You were all warned!
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Telarus

#31
April 24, 2009, 04:05:19 PM
Aw, Fuck. Get well soon, Rog.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#32
April 24, 2009, 04:05:50 PM
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 24, 2009, 03:04:07 PM
Nobody knows why yet?

Heart attack.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

hooplala

#33
April 24, 2009, 04:09:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 24, 2009, 04:05:50 PM
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 24, 2009, 03:04:07 PM
Nobody knows why yet?

Heart attack.


Serious question please... is this for real?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#34
April 24, 2009, 04:12:59 PM
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 24, 2009, 04:09:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 24, 2009, 04:05:50 PM
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 24, 2009, 03:04:07 PM
Nobody knows why yet?

Heart attack.


Serious question please... is this for real?

As hard as it is to not answer this with "serious as a..."

Yes, it's for real. I really don't know much, I'm waiting to hear from him today but I'm assuming he's pretty wiped out so it probably won't be until later. If we get lucky maybe someone will bring him a laptop and he can fill everyone in. My friend Heather had a heart attack last year,  they only kept her a couple of days, he might be out soon.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

hooplala

#35
April 24, 2009, 04:21:22 PM
Holy shit that's terrible.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

LMNO

#36
April 24, 2009, 04:22:17 PM
And I thought February sucked.


FUCK YOU, APRIL!

Richter

#37
April 24, 2009, 04:31:44 PM
Bad Season
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Dark Monk

#38
April 24, 2009, 04:45:32 PM
Roger is buff enough to fight the Reaper in hand to hand combat. He's hardcore like that.
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

Darth Cupcake

#39
April 24, 2009, 04:49:53 PM
Everything about today keeps getting shittier.

ROG YOU BETTER GET THE FUCK BETTER ASAP
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#40
April 24, 2009, 04:54:03 PM
Roger ...


get your ass back here. There's shit to do!

You do not have permission to have heart attacks and ... stuff.





hope you're o.k.

Can someone drop this off with him?

fomenter

#41
April 24, 2009, 05:41:50 PM
good luck and get well roger


QuoteWhat is a Curmudgeon anyway?

      A curmudgeon's reputation for malevolence is undeserved. They're neither warped nor evil at heart. They don't hate mankind, just mankind's absurdities. They're just as sensitive and soft-hearted as the next guy, but they hide their vulnerability beneath a crust of misanthropy. They ease the pain by turning hurt into humor.  . . . . .   They attack maudlinism because it devalues genuine sentiment.   . . . . .   Nature, having failed to equip them with a servicable denial mechanism, has endowed them with astute perception and sly wit.
      Curmudgeons are mockers and debunkers whose bitterness is a symptom rather than a disease. They can't compromise their standards and can't manage the suspension of disbelief necessary for feigned cheerfulness. Their awareness is a curse.
      Perhaps curmudgeons have gotten a bad rap in the same way that the messenger is blamed for the message: They have the temerity to comment on the human condition without apology. They not only refuse to applaud mediocrity, they howl it down with morose glee. Their versions of the truth unsettle us, and we hold it against them, even though they soften it with humor.

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we want our curmudgeon back...
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Faust

#42
April 24, 2009, 06:27:09 PM
oh fuck.....
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Chairman Risus

#43
April 24, 2009, 06:38:46 PM
You're not getting off the hook that easy, Roger. You've gotta come back and deal with us shitheads. Get well soon.

Dr Goofy

#44
April 24, 2009, 07:32:46 PM
 :x Those poor poor doctors and nurses.

I hope he gets better fast.
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