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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 24, 2009, 06:03:24 AM

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#60
April 24, 2009, 08:48:21 PM
ahem, Dick Cheney? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#61
April 24, 2009, 08:49:03 PM
Quote from: Sheered Völva on April 24, 2009, 08:46:57 PM
I just had a thought.

Oftentimes when someone has a heart attack and recovers in good health (go for it, Roger!), they review their way of dealing with life, and of acting toward others.  They often become less stressed, more patient and more peaceful, and more patient and kinder toward others.

Just a thought.


:omg:

Suu

#62
April 24, 2009, 08:54:59 PM
Is the hospital leveled yet?

*puts on CNN just in case*
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#63
April 24, 2009, 08:57:17 PM
This has the makings of a great Scrubs episode featuring a rant-off between TGRR and Dr. Cox. 
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#64
April 24, 2009, 08:59:36 PM
Quick, the WOMP signal!  (can't leave work fast enuff)
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#65
April 24, 2009, 09:14:13 PM
Quote from: RWHN on April 24, 2009, 08:57:17 PM
This has the makings of a great Scrubs episode featuring a rant-off between TGRR and Dr. Cox. 

That would be awesome, but I'd like to see a rant between TGRR and Lewis Black.
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but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
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#66
April 24, 2009, 09:39:48 PM
That wouldn't be much of a contest, given that Lewis Black forgot how to be funny 3 or 4 years ago.

Anyway, glad to hear Roger doesn't get his wish this time.
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#67
April 24, 2009, 10:30:58 PM
whew, I just read this entire thread, glad you're okay, Roger.
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#68
April 24, 2009, 10:41:32 PM Last Edit: April 24, 2009, 10:43:15 PM by Pope Dysnomia
SHITFUCKDAMN

Glad Roger is ok though.  I started reading this thread and went...


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#69
April 24, 2009, 11:15:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 24, 2009, 08:13:53 PM
UPDATE: No serious damage, and they're letting him go home tonight.

Thanks for letting us know 'bout this Nigel!  This is the best news I've heard all day!  (was worrying all day too)  hip hip who ray YaY!  I'm glad no serious damage was done although I am sure that hospital will never be the same. 

Send my regards to TGGR.  (wearin' my heart upon my sleeve)
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#70
April 24, 2009, 11:28:16 PM
Poor Roger, nobody will kill him. Not even a heart attack.
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#71
April 24, 2009, 11:36:48 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 24, 2009, 09:54:32 AM
We can't let the doctors and nurses kill Roger before one of us at least has a go at it.

You bastards had your chance.

You know, I always wondered if I'd be one of those types that - when faced with the certainty of death - would start trying to bargain with one of the Abrahamic Gods.  I am proud to say that I am not.  I was more pissed off than anything else, and spent what for all I knew was my last few moments flicking off another driver, and feebly croaking curses into my cell phone, as I left the road.

Anyway, thanks for the good wishes.  It turns out that there's nothing seriously wrong with my organs (other than them being girly and weak), it's just that there IS apparently a limit to how high you can jam your blood pressure before SOMETHING gives.  I was fortunate enough that the apoplectic fit I was throwing caused a valve in my heart to fuck up a bit, rather than to have a stroke or something equally awful.  I am told that I will make a complete recovery.

TGRR,
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The Good Reverend Roger

#72
April 24, 2009, 11:38:48 PM
Quote from: Sheered Völva on April 24, 2009, 08:46:57 PM
Oftentimes when someone has a heart attack and recovers in good health (go for it, Roger!), they review their way of dealing with life, and of acting toward others.  They often become less stressed, more patient and more peaceful, and more patient and kinder toward others.

Yeah.  I hate fuckers like that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#73
April 24, 2009, 11:41:18 PM
Well, it's good you're still going to be bipedal Roger.

Whether any of us likes it or not, we need you.

Now I'll need to make a WOMP to commemorate all this.

The Good Reverend Roger

#74
April 24, 2009, 11:42:27 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 24, 2009, 11:41:18 PM
Well, it's good you're still going to be bipedal Roger.

Whether any of us likes it or not, we need you.

Now I'll need to make a WOMP to commemorate all this.

I was just laughing at your avatar again.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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