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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 24, 2009, 06:03:24 AM

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YAY ROGER IS ALIVE



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Glad to hear you are back Roger
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Adios

Take care of yourself you bastard.

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Good to have you back Roger.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on April 25, 2009, 06:33:04 AM
My dad says that the first one is just a warning shot.

FWIW


Indeed.  Roger will be spending all day Monday being poked, prodded, and lectured by his physician for that very reason.

Also:  No more cheap cigars.  :tgrr:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

And thanks, everybody else, for your kind thoughts.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Faust

This is too fucked up, make sure they give you the best damn examination they can. The kind that would make a Thai prostitute blush
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Better luck next time, Roger.
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Glad to see your back!

Jenne

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2009, 06:18:32 PM


Indeed.  Roger will be spending all day Monday being poked, prodded, and lectured by his physician for that very reason.

Also:  No more cheap cigars.  :tgrr:

Make sure you adjust your diet and stress management too, dude.  SO GLAD you are back, though.  You scared the shit outta me.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Jenne on April 27, 2009, 04:27:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2009, 06:18:32 PM


Indeed.  Roger will be spending all day Monday being poked, prodded, and lectured by his physician for that very reason.

Also:  No more cheap cigars.  :tgrr:

Make sure you adjust your diet and stress management too, dude.  SO GLAD you are back, though.  You scared the shit outta me.

Scared the piss out of myself while I was at it, now that you bring it up.

I shall do whatever the Docs tell me.  Tobacco, diet, you name it.

But I keep the rage.  Life just isn't worth it without the rage.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 04:29:54 AM
Quote from: Jenne on April 27, 2009, 04:27:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2009, 06:18:32 PM


Indeed.  Roger will be spending all day Monday being poked, prodded, and lectured by his physician for that very reason.

Also:  No more cheap cigars.  :tgrr:

Make sure you adjust your diet and stress management too, dude.  SO GLAD you are back, though.  You scared the shit outta me.

Scared the piss out of myself while I was at it, now that you bring it up.

I shall do whatever the Docs tell me.  Tobacco, diet, you name it.

But I keep the rage.  Life just isn't worth it without the rage.

You're just trying to prove to the world that if you don't shit your hate, YOU WILL DIE...right?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Jenne on April 27, 2009, 04:31:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 04:29:54 AM
Quote from: Jenne on April 27, 2009, 04:27:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2009, 06:18:32 PM


Indeed.  Roger will be spending all day Monday being poked, prodded, and lectured by his physician for that very reason.

Also:  No more cheap cigars.  :tgrr:

Make sure you adjust your diet and stress management too, dude.  SO GLAD you are back, though.  You scared the shit outta me.

Scared the piss out of myself while I was at it, now that you bring it up.

I shall do whatever the Docs tell me.  Tobacco, diet, you name it.

But I keep the rage.  Life just isn't worth it without the rage.

You're just trying to prove to the world that if you don't shit your hate, YOU WILL DIE...right?

Yeah...but if you poop it TOO hard, you can die too, apparently.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

Yes, so have a care, wouldja?  (I think I have just been too near CCU's lately, I fear.  Dialysis machines ABOUND in those places--so fucking depressing.)