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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

April 24, 2009, 06:03:24 AM
...is in the hospital. He says to tell you all to fuck off.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Bruno

#1
April 24, 2009, 06:12:43 AM
Why is he in a hospital?

I hope it's some hilarious reason.
Formerly something else...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
April 24, 2009, 06:13:54 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on April 24, 2009, 06:12:43 AM
Why is he in a hospital?

I hope it's some hilarious reason.

Hilarious as a heart attack.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nast

#3
April 24, 2009, 06:14:45 AM
 :x

Shit, that is awful!
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Bruno

#4
April 24, 2009, 06:23:07 AM
Goddammit. How serious?
Formerly something else...

Iason Ouabache

#5
April 24, 2009, 06:31:20 AM
Fuck! Hope he gets better soon. Who here is brave enough to send him flowers?
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
April 24, 2009, 06:50:47 AM
Sounds like he's going to be OK. He's pissed as hell, and tired.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

BADGE OF HONOR

#7
April 24, 2009, 07:05:32 AM
Oh no tell him he's not allowed to die. 
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

bds

#8
April 24, 2009, 07:12:45 AM
You have got to be fucking kidding me.

As if this week couldn't get any more fucked up and terrible. Holy shit.

Jenne

#9
April 24, 2009, 07:42:45 AM
Goddammit.

I hope he's answering his cell phone tomorrow.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#10
April 24, 2009, 07:47:55 AM
Tell him to cut that heart attack shit out and get back here.

Jenne

#11
April 24, 2009, 07:50:31 AM
:(  This weeks sucks ass.  And dick.  FUCK.

Von Melee

#12
April 24, 2009, 07:52:37 AM
Are we talking about TGRR?

Corvidia

#13
April 24, 2009, 08:14:56 AM
Yes we are.

Bad shit. :( Hope he's back on the keyboard soon.
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

Von Melee

#14
April 24, 2009, 08:22:05 AM
Godfuckingdamnit!!!
Fucking meatsack monkey-bodies!
Why do they have to be full of
organs?!?
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