RIP, Geocities!

[Cramulus]

The 90s internet is finally over?

I'll miss midi background music, animated gifs, guestbooks, webrings and entire sites dedicated to MSPaint pictures of celebrities eating testicles.

http://www.powow.com/ammo/msub05.htm  <---- soo many broken links 
    luckily tripod: http://members.tripod.com/~tuck1/balls.html
    this still remains: http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/5680/david.html


MR T ATE MY BALLS 4 EVER

[Sheered Völva]

Yeah, what the hell, i already wrote the script (the GNU toolkit is a truly blessed thing).

I'll pull a spare hard drive and reformat it later, could probably fit all of geocities on one of the 750s.

Yes, please. Several things that are now "Discordian classics" (if there is such a thing) first appeared on Geocities, and many of them are still there.  Some of them may not be anywhere else, at least not in their original format. It's stuff to show your grandkids, folks.

[Messier Undertree]

http://www.powow.com/ammo/msub05.htm  <---- soo many broken links 

That's depressing.

Most of these seem to be up though: http://dir.yahoo.com/entertainment/humor/tasteless/ate_my_balls/

Also, the birth of a legend: http://web.archive.org/web/19981202133702/http://www.cen.uiuc.edu/~nkpatel/mr.t/

[Lies]

[PopeTom]

*goes through her old Geoshitties sites and cleans up*

*found this*





Don't even think it, boys. I was 17 at the time.

This picture scored 10 out of 10 on the Kip Winger scale of fappability.

[LMNO]

MR T ATE MY BALLS 4 EVER

Oh, shit!  I had almost forgotten about Mr T's awesome ball-eating ability!



Thanks, internet!
     \

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

*goes through her old Geoshitties sites and cleans up*

*found this*





Don't even think it, boys. I was 17 at the time.

And?

[Cain]

In the UK, that counts as "legal".

Or, in Liverpool, "grandmother age".

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

In the UK, that counts as "legal".

Or, in Liverpool, "grandmother age".

[Iason Ouabache]

Good night, sweet prince.  

http://tech.blorge.com/Structure:%20/2009/10/26/geocities-is-no-more-from-hero-to-zero-in-a-decade/
http://geocities.yahoo.com/

[Zenpeanut]

xkcd's site is now x1000 more hilarious.

[Remington]

xkcd's site is now x1000 more hilarious.

Haha, yes.

Also, HAWT.

[Dalek]

*goes through her old Geoshitties sites and cleans up*

*found this*





Don't even think it, boys. I was 17 at the time.

Wow! 


Btw, check out xkcd today


Holy sweet merciful !

[Thurnez Isa]

I miss the old internet. Sure it was full of crackpots and misfits, but those where the days when crackpots knew how to be crackpots. (anyone remember the old witchvox webpage, or the old subgenius one?)
Those were the days.
I remember listening to midis music from classic nintendo games and actually being exited. Free webpages, gifs of animated dinosaurs, free access to information you may or may have not heard of, and best of all finding out you weren't the only person in the world who enjoyed B-movies, monster movies, collecting fish tank ornaments (OK I'm still probably the only one doing the latter).
Discordia spread through the internet then. Any stupid, silly thing you could worship discordists made a webpage on. Fish, bunnies, beer.
Now the internet is slowing going to shit. It's turning into one large suburban shopping mall, the only difference being I get to read a tweet on when some celebrity is taking a shit. YAY

[Thurnez Isa]

also nothing demonstrates the state of current affairs better then Miley Cyrus rapping on youtube about why she is leaving Twitter.