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Started by Error, April 27, 2009, 05:00:44 AM

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#15
April 27, 2009, 05:42:06 AM
*starts making a fire*....I fucked up...no more trolling...want a connection to other Discordians...a way to learn...don't want to burn a bridge with you...my sense of humor is a little fucked up...sorry
I am a compulsive liar.   That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's the truth.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
April 27, 2009, 05:45:00 AM
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 05:42:06 AM
*starts making a fire*....I fucked up...no more trolling...want a connection to other Discordians...a way to learn...don't want to burn a bridge with you...my sense of humor is a little fucked up...sorry

Look.  It's very fucking simple.

LURK MOAR.

However, if you're the impatient type, try reading this:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=6878.0

After that, you're on your own.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Lecherous

#17
April 27, 2009, 05:47:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:36:21 AM
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 05:29:55 AM
Dude...I was just seeing if I could ruffle a feather or two...I think I hit a sore spot...sorry...the only true question I had was why there are so many "rules for noobs" posts...didn't mean to actually get you mad...thought I'd get some witty comebacks and move on

Okay, you wanted to stir shit, and you succeeded.  What the fuck now? 

Oh, wait.  You wanted to stir shit, and you thought people would just be quietly annoyed?  ASSHOLE.  We've seen this about 2 million fucking times.  Some jackass washes up, and decides he's gonna be REALLY ORIGINAL by TROLLING THE DISCORDIANS, because that hasn't BEEN DONE TO FUCKING DEATH.

Jesus fucking H Christ.  I get so fucking sick and tired of this shit.  It's the same fucking thing, every time we get a crop of noobs.  There's always ONE fuckhead who thinks we started this shit YESTERDAY, and his lame ass attempts at mindfucks are just gonna WOW THE LIVING PISS OUT OF US.

Goddammit.  Die in a fucking fire.

TGRR,
Sick to fucking death of this shit.

You act as if he's getting in your way.  For a brief time, it sounded as if you were fed up with us sticking apart and not being able to achieve something as meaningful as we could had the members of this site combined efforts.

Why is it of all the nonsense in the PD, stick apart was what people take the most seriously?  It is a mechanism to justify inaction.  People love to sit by and watch, add their 2 cents, and say stick apart.  BIG FUCKING JOKE
--- War to the knife, knife to the hilt.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
April 27, 2009, 05:51:36 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:47:23 AM
You act as if he's getting in your way.  For a brief time, it sounded as if you were fed up with us sticking apart and not being able to achieve something as meaningful as we could had the members of this site combined efforts.

Why is it of all the nonsense in the PD, stick apart was what people take the most seriously?  It is a mechanism to justify inaction.  People love to sit by and watch, add their 2 cents, and say stick apart.  BIG FUCKING JOKE

OLD FUCKING JOKE.

So worn out and busted that it pisses me off just to see it.  Should I apologize for that?  Fuck you.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
April 27, 2009, 05:54:08 AM
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 05:00:44 AM
So...a man walks into a Discordian forum and makes an ass out of himself.  That man was me.

Happens to the best of us. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Lecherous

#20
April 27, 2009, 05:55:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:51:36 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:47:23 AM
You act as if he's getting in your way.  For a brief time, it sounded as if you were fed up with us sticking apart and not being able to achieve something as meaningful as we could had the members of this site combined efforts.

Why is it of all the nonsense in the PD, stick apart was what people take the most seriously?  It is a mechanism to justify inaction.  People love to sit by and watch, add their 2 cents, and say stick apart.  BIG FUCKING JOKE

OLD FUCKING JOKE.

So worn out and busted that it pisses me off just to see it.  Should I apologize for that?  Fuck you.

I actually liked the direction you were going.  It's too bad nobody wanted to help you.  Not even being sarcastic.  SO, NO.  Not fuck me.  Fuck you for having a dream and investing the amount of effort you have into trying to make something out of this.  Because fuck me too
--- War to the knife, knife to the hilt.

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
April 27, 2009, 06:01:01 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:55:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:51:36 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:47:23 AM
You act as if he's getting in your way.  For a brief time, it sounded as if you were fed up with us sticking apart and not being able to achieve something as meaningful as we could had the members of this site combined efforts.

Why is it of all the nonsense in the PD, stick apart was what people take the most seriously?  It is a mechanism to justify inaction.  People love to sit by and watch, add their 2 cents, and say stick apart.  BIG FUCKING JOKE

OLD FUCKING JOKE.

So worn out and busted that it pisses me off just to see it.  Should I apologize for that?  Fuck you.

I actually liked the direction you were going.  It's too bad nobody wanted to help you.  Not even being sarcastic.  SO, NO.  Not fuck me.  Fuck you for having a dream and investing the amount of effort you have into trying to make something out of this.  Because fuck me too

wut
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Lecherous

#22
April 27, 2009, 06:03:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 06:01:01 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:55:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:51:36 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:47:23 AM
You act as if he's getting in your way.  For a brief time, it sounded as if you were fed up with us sticking apart and not being able to achieve something as meaningful as we could had the members of this site combined efforts.

Why is it of all the nonsense in the PD, stick apart was what people take the most seriously?  It is a mechanism to justify inaction.  People love to sit by and watch, add their 2 cents, and say stick apart.  BIG FUCKING JOKE

OLD FUCKING JOKE.

So worn out and busted that it pisses me off just to see it.  Should I apologize for that?  Fuck you.

I actually liked the direction you were going.  It's too bad nobody wanted to help you.  Not even being sarcastic.  SO, NO.  Not fuck me.  Fuck you for having a dream and investing the amount of effort you have into trying to make something out of this.  Because fuck me too

wut

It is a shame for you to fight a good fight with no one beside you
--- War to the knife, knife to the hilt.

East Coast Hustle

#23
April 27, 2009, 12:54:46 PM
who says he's the only one who actually DOES shit?

or are we supposed to all come in here boasting and bragging about doing things that would probably end with us making Applebee's uniforms for 25 cents an hour if the wrong people found out?

shit, Roger, I guess we need to go get ourselves on the evening news to prove to some forumites that we're not just angry pixels.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

hooplala

#24
April 27, 2009, 01:27:55 PM
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 05:21:14 AM
no...let's not stir things up... :evil:...what's the definition of a neophobe?...anyone?

The definition of a neophobe is someone who uses the name of a popular discordian character on a discordian forum, rather than taking the time and the braincells to create one of their own.  Isn't it?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

AFK

#25
April 27, 2009, 01:30:25 PM
I don't know if I'd get fired if I fessed up and told the higher-ups I was incorporating elements of Discordianism and BIP-isms into my prevention work, but they'd at least give me funny looks.  So, for now, I keep it to myself.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
April 27, 2009, 02:55:40 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 12:54:46 PM
who says he's the only one who actually DOES shit?

or are we supposed to all come in here boasting and bragging about doing things that would probably end with us making Applebee's uniforms for 25 cents an hour if the wrong people found out?

shit, Roger, I guess we need to go get ourselves on the evening news to prove to some forumites that we're not just angry pixels.

Or we could just, you know, tell him to fuck off.

One or the other.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#27
April 27, 2009, 03:30:23 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 12:54:46 PM
who says he's the only one who actually DOES shit?

or are we supposed to all come in here boasting and bragging about doing things that would probably end with us making Applebee's uniforms for 25 cents an hour if the wrong people found out?

shit, Roger, I guess we need to go get ourselves on the evening news to prove to some forumites that we're not just angry pixels.

From the Chao te Ching, chapter 17:


People who are asleep want Authority to make decisions.
They want an Authority they agree with.
They do not want to be told "no",
They do not want to be given responsibility.

Authority lacks trust, and will not be trusted.
The wise spag accomplishes their task,
And keeps their mouth shut,
So as not to get caught.

Cainad (dec.)

#28
April 27, 2009, 06:53:10 PM
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 05:29:55 AM
Dude...I was just seeing if I could ruffle a feather or two...I think I hit a sore spot...sorry...the only true question I had was why there are so many "rules for noobs" posts...didn't mean to actually get you mad...thought I'd get some witty comebacks and move on

Rules? :?

I'm too lazy to check, but beyond the obvious legal stuff, most of the threads directed at noobs seem to be "Tips On How To Not Be Annoying," rather than rules.

Pope Lecherous

#29
April 27, 2009, 06:54:02 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 12:54:46 PM
who says he's the only one who actually DOES shit?

or are we supposed to all come in here boasting and bragging about doing things that would probably end with us making Applebee's uniforms for 25 cents an hour if the wrong people found out?

shit, Roger, I guess we need to go get ourselves on the evening news to prove to some forumites that we're not just angry pixels.

People DO shit.  His was the effort most noticeable to get everyone on this forum together. ACTUALLY cooperate and do some shit.  He expressed a lot sentiments a lot of people agree with and tried to get a momentum for us to unify.

That's admirable.

As for people "bragging" what is the label of the Operation Mindfuck section?  No one cares and thats not the issue
--- War to the knife, knife to the hilt.
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