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Started by Error, April 27, 2009, 05:00:44 AM

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April 27, 2009, 05:00:44 AM Last Edit: April 27, 2009, 05:51:54 AM by simonmoon333
So...a man walks into a Discordian forum and makes an ass out of himself.  That man was me.
I am a compulsive liar.   That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's the truth.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
April 27, 2009, 05:05:49 AM
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 05:00:44 AM
So a man walks into a Discordian forum site and expects to find people who beleive in true freedom.  Why is it that he finds multiple posts about what noobs should and shouldn't do?  Why are there "forum leaders"?  I feel a system here.  I feel THE system.  Please respond with why I'm wrong.  I was starting to enjoy it here...til i noticed the government that rules this place.

Government cannot give you freedom, it can only take it away

1.  By definition, Discordians don't believe in freedom, they believe in Discord. 

2.  Wouldn't it be HILARIOUS if the biggest Discordian board in the world was actually run by the US government, as a means to entrap any potential dissidents?  I mean, that would really take the old Mickey, wouldn't it?  They'd be bundling you into the back of a van, and you'd be all like "GOOD ONE, DUDE!  YOU TOTALLY HAD ME GOING!".

3.  What "forum leaders"?  What the fuck are you talking about?

4.  Of COURSE there's a fucking system.  Just because you recognize that you're a primate doesn't mean you stop being one.  Damn.

5.  "Government" doesn't exist.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Error

#2
April 27, 2009, 05:08:31 AM
Thank you *gets in the van*
I am a compulsive liar.   That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's the truth.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
April 27, 2009, 05:10:21 AM
I still don't understand the "forum leaders" thing.   :?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Lecherous

#4
April 27, 2009, 05:10:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:05:49 AM

2.  Wouldn't it be HILARIOUS if the biggest Discordian board in the world was actually run by the US government, as a means to entrap any potential dissidents?  I mean, that would really take the old Mickey, wouldn't it?  They'd be bundling you into the back of a van, and you'd be all like "GOOD ONE, DUDE!  YOU TOTALLY HAD ME GOING!".

You know damn well Discordians can't be fucking bothered to do anything to be taken notice of as a potential threat to anyone or the oppressive "Machine."
--- War to the knife, knife to the hilt.

Pope Lecherous

#5
April 27, 2009, 05:11:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:10:21 AM
I still don't understand the "forum leaders" thing.   :?

outspoken = leaders?
--- War to the knife, knife to the hilt.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
April 27, 2009, 05:12:36 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:10:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:05:49 AM

2.  Wouldn't it be HILARIOUS if the biggest Discordian board in the world was actually run by the US government, as a means to entrap any potential dissidents?  I mean, that would really take the old Mickey, wouldn't it?  They'd be bundling you into the back of a van, and you'd be all like "GOOD ONE, DUDE!  YOU TOTALLY HAD ME GOING!".

You know damn well Discordians can't be fucking bothered to do anything to be taken notice of as a potential threat to anyone or the oppressive "Machine."

Your indolence will not save you.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
April 27, 2009, 05:13:03 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:11:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:10:21 AM
I still don't understand the "forum leaders" thing.   :?

outspoken = leaders?

Dunno.  I think he means official leaders or something.

Not sure yet.  He might just be a nutcase.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Lecherous

#8
April 27, 2009, 05:16:04 AM
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 05:08:31 AM
Thank you *gets in the van*

FORUM LEADERS CRANK OUT APPROVED WIN MATERIAL

FOLLOWERS POST MITTENS

STYLE PRAISED

CONTENT IGNORED

NOOBS FLAMED

REPOST UNTIL FAILURE


------that is how it goes and you better not stir shit up
--- War to the knife, knife to the hilt.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
April 27, 2009, 05:18:46 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:16:04 AM
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 05:08:31 AM
Thank you *gets in the van*

FORUM LEADERS CRANK OUT APPROVED WIN MATERIAL

FOLLOWERS POST MITTENS

STYLE PRAISED

CONTENT IGNORED

NOOBS FLAMED

REPOST UNTIL FAILURE


------that is how it goes and you better not stir shit up

I find your lack of faith...disturbing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Error

#10
April 27, 2009, 05:21:14 AM
no...let's not stir things up... :evil:...what's the definition of a neophobe?...anyone?
I am a compulsive liar.   That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's the truth.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
April 27, 2009, 05:23:46 AM
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 05:21:14 AM
no...let's not stir things up... :evil:...what's the definition of a neophobe?...anyone?

Oh, fuck off.  You think you're being "new" bringing THAT shit up?

Answer the fucking question...what the fuck were you talking about with this "forum leaders" bullshit?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Error

#12
April 27, 2009, 05:29:55 AM
Dude...I was just seeing if I could ruffle a feather or two...I think I hit a sore spot...sorry...the only true question I had was why there are so many "rules for noobs" posts...didn't mean to actually get you mad...thought I'd get some witty comebacks and move on
I am a compulsive liar.   That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's the truth.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.  That's a lie.

Pope Lecherous

#13
April 27, 2009, 05:31:38 AM
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 05:21:14 AM
no...let's not stir things up... :evil:...what's the definition of a neophobe?...anyone?

We don't know if you're an agent sent to infiltrate our grand conspiracy (that has a lot of influence)

You don't seem well versed in The Tone, so of course you are suspect
--- War to the knife, knife to the hilt.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
April 27, 2009, 05:36:21 AM
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 05:29:55 AM
Dude...I was just seeing if I could ruffle a feather or two...I think I hit a sore spot...sorry...the only true question I had was why there are so many "rules for noobs" posts...didn't mean to actually get you mad...thought I'd get some witty comebacks and move on

Okay, you wanted to stir shit, and you succeeded.  What the fuck now? 

Oh, wait.  You wanted to stir shit, and you thought people would just be quietly annoyed?  ASSHOLE.  We've seen this about 2 million fucking times.  Some jackass washes up, and decides he's gonna be REALLY ORIGINAL by TROLLING THE DISCORDIANS, because that hasn't BEEN DONE TO FUCKING DEATH.

Jesus fucking H Christ.  I get so fucking sick and tired of this shit.  It's the same fucking thing, every time we get a crop of noobs.  There's always ONE fuckhead who thinks we started this shit YESTERDAY, and his lame ass attempts at mindfucks are just gonna WOW THE LIVING PISS OUT OF US.

Goddammit.  Die in a fucking fire.

TGRR,
Sick to fucking death of this shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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