I can haz puppy

[Cain]

DON'T YOU KNOW COLLARS ARE JUST TOOLS OF GREYFACE

They're also the law in this country and one I happen to agree with on practical grounds. If and when the dumb little bastard gets lost and someone finds his ass it's much easier to read the phone number off his collar than try to get him to tap it out with his paw.

And instead, you can teach him to tap out Prodigy's Smack My Bitch Up with his paw.

get it chipped.

then thieves can find it via gps.

[Faust]

Coming from a human the irony of this statement is so thick that you could choke on it...

If contraception didn't exist, your statement here wouldn't seem as stupid.
It does exist however so go fuck yourself you ill informed moron.

You misunderstand me. I was referring to human overpopulation in general; People have contraception, but they generally don't use it, and when they decide that they want kids, they stop using it. It doesn't matter whether the offspring (of humans) are wanted or not, they are still superfluous and in excess. (Six billion people...six BILLION.....)

How altruistic and responsible of you. This argument has made me seen the error of my ways, we must not neuter animals even if it will extend their life and improve the quality of their life. For our own inherent fucking and overpopulation makes it hypocritical for us to do so.
*smokes shitloads of weed*
*has "informed" sociological views despite never setting foot outside of basement*

[Cain]

Faust expertly demolishes the Ad Hominem Tu Quoque argument, for all the world (that logs onto PD.com) to see.

[Cainad (dec.)]

1.  Squirrels and songbirds aren't predators

Predation is just as natural and beautiful as anything else, but I guess YOU'RE one of THOSE people......

It's hard to pull off misdirection on the internet, Houdini.

[fomenter]

http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/BusinessTravel/Story?id=4305319&page=1

packs of wild dogs are nature's way of telling you to slow down

Andrei Akinin, one of the millions of Moscovites who take the underground train to work, told ABC News, "I work in the very center of the city. There is a pack of dogs at my metro station and I'd passed by them every day, but one day I was late for work and was running. The whole pack attacked me. My clothes were torn, I was bitten and had to have nine painful injections for rabies."

[Cain]

God I love Russia.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.

And being aggressive toward other dogs, and being driven to get out and roam and getting injured or killed, and health problems such as prostate and testicular cancer. Neutered dogs have a longer life span, and best of all, they don't knock up your irresponsible neighbor's bitch and produce a generation of unwanted pups that have a high chance of having a short, sad life.

There are literally billions of non-canine animals which roam around breeding unchecked and not recieving vetrinary care, and nobody cares a whit about it. How are the dogs any different from the squirrels or the songbirds? Should we control their populations as well? Shall we sterilize the cities of all non-human life?

Squirrels and songbirds aren't vaccinated, either, you dipshit. There's a difference between wild animals and animals we have decided to take into our families, love, and take responsibility for the well-being of. Are you really so retarded that you can't discern that? Tell you what: If you get a dog, don't bother to vaccinate it or neuter it. In accordance with your philosophy, let it roam the streets freely. Get swastika tattoos on your knuckles, and cover your bedroom window with a confederate flag. Then, if you don't already have one, get a meth-whore girlfriend with one of those stupid skinhead haircuts, you piece of trashy shit.

and best of all, they don't knock up your irresponsible neighbor's bitch and produce a generation of unwanted pups

Coming from a human the irony of this statement is so thick that you could choke on it...

Red herring. Shut up,  you stupid fucking bitch. I will grant that you, at least, should forgo breeding, lest your intellectual defectiveness spread to another generation.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

get it chipped.

then thieves can find it via gps.

Chipping is definitely the way to go; my big old guy is an escape artist and he's come home a bunch of times thanks to the chip.

Of course, chipping might just be a TOOL OF GRAYFACE, so you might want to not, so you can be extra-cool with that asshole who thinks pets should be treated the same as wild squirrels.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

1.  Squirrels and songbirds aren't predators

Predation is just as natural and beautiful as anything else, but I guess YOU'RE one of THOSE people......

Seriously, I hate you and I hope that someday you choke to death on your own feces. In fact, I hope that happens today.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Moar Cute ...

That puppy is so fucking cute I want to snuggle his little wrinkly ass SO HARD and kiss him all over his wrinkly little horrible puppy face! Seriously, that kind of cuteness should be illegal. I want one!

[fomenter]

God I love Russia.

we must not let Russia get a head of us...  in the spirit of cold war escalation i give you... the American response
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/08/0821_030821_straydogs.html

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Coming from a human the irony of this statement is so thick that you could choke on it...

If contraception didn't exist, your statement here wouldn't seem as stupid.
It does exist however so go fuck yourself you ill informed moron.

You misunderstand me. I was referring to human overpopulation in general; People have contraception, but they generally don't use it, and when they decide that they want kids, they stop using it. It doesn't matter whether the offspring (of humans) are wanted or not, they are still superfluous and in excess. (Six billion people...six BILLION.....)

6.75 Bn.

So kill yourself.  One less superfluous piece of excess walking around.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.

And being aggressive toward other dogs, and being driven to get out and roam and getting injured or killed, and health problems such as prostate and testicular cancer. Neutered dogs have a longer life span, and best of all, they don't knock up your irresponsible neighbor's bitch and produce a generation of unwanted pups that have a high chance of having a short, sad life.

There are literally billions of non-canine animals which roam around breeding unchecked and not recieving vetrinary care, and nobody cares a whit about it. How are the dogs any different from the squirrels or the songbirds? Should we control their populations as well? Shall we sterilize the cities of all non-human life?

Squirrels and songbirds aren't vaccinated, either, you dipshit. There's a difference between wild animals and animals we have decided to take into our families, love, and take responsibility for the well-being of. Are you really so retarded that you can't discern that? Tell you what: If you get a dog, don't bother to vaccinate it or neuter it. In accordance with your philosophy, let it roam the streets freely. Get swastika tattoos on your knuckles, and cover your bedroom window with a confederate flag. Then, if you don't already have one, get a meth-whore girlfriend with one of those stupid skinhead haircuts, you piece of trashy shit.

and best of all, they don't knock up your irresponsible neighbor's bitch and produce a generation of unwanted pups

Coming from a human the irony of this statement is so thick that you could choke on it...

Red herring. Shut up,  you stupid fucking bitch. I will grant that you, at least, should forgo breeding, lest your intellectual defectiveness spread to another generation.

Nigel is my hero.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

[fomenter]

  it has me convinced that all who called for the kinder gentler Nigel to come back, had there heads up there asses