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Started by P3nT4gR4m, May 03, 2009, 08:08:43 PM

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Rumckle

#30
May 04, 2009, 07:50:04 AM
Pterodactyl!
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

AFK

#31
May 04, 2009, 11:09:44 AM
Butch

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#32
May 04, 2009, 01:24:19 PM
ZALGO.

Suu

#33
May 04, 2009, 02:03:58 PM
Schadenfreude
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain

#34
May 04, 2009, 02:06:16 PM
Advice Zalgo.

He comes, and gives you poor advice.

P3nT4gR4m

#35
May 04, 2009, 07:12:02 PM
Update - Puppy's rigorous training regimen has yielded results in short time.

Observe puppy obeying the "Eat" directive



Puppy will also "Drink"



Puppy will attack plastic squeaky objects on speaking the trigger word "boo boo boo"



(this plastic toy was disarmed in seconds and has given us no trouble since)

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cramulus

#36
May 04, 2009, 07:44:13 PM
HIMEOBS

Ringwad

Dorkplasm

Dogman

One-Up

XBox 360

Zupdawg

Darth Housepisser

Urkel

Smarmy

Pee Balloon

Fruit Snack

Fritter

Creampie

Ding Dong

Ring Ding

Rimjob Annie

Anakin Dogwalker

Handicapable

Cholera

Cholesterol (the Bad Cholesterol)

Roofie

Flapjack

Rug Muncher

Blockhead

Mr. Peabody

General Sherman

Ninja Turtle

Technodrome

Biodome

Pauly Shore

Parrot

Little Baby Jesus

Old Dirty Bastard

Cramulus

#37
May 04, 2009, 07:52:37 PM
Action Dog

Weiner

Frank

Puplin

Goblin

Gobbles

Racecar (it's a palindrome... AND he probably thinks he's a racecar)

Rev. Lovedog

The Good Reverend Dog

Reverened Whats-His-Dog

Dogulus

D0g4gr4m

Lasso (way more masculine than Lassie)

Tribble

Monstro (the whale from Pinnochio)

Danger Animal

Landmine

Zero

The Greatest Lover in Scottland

Mozambique 

Bonar the Barbarian

Fang the Unwashed

American Gladiator

John McCain

Poop Deck

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

Uncle Buck (starring John Candy)

Free Willy (starring a fucking whale)

P3nT4gR4m

#38
May 04, 2009, 07:54:01 PM
Quote from: Squid on May 04, 2009, 05:12:53 AM
name it owlchow

cause if you leave it outside, an owl will inevitably swoop down and try to swallow it whole.
observe the one on  the left..... that's a puppy:


That's not a puppy, that's an owl dumbass :argh!:

Puppys have moar legs and not so many feathers

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cramulus

#39
May 04, 2009, 07:56:05 PM
obligatory "Discordian" names:

Ho Chi Zen
Sri Syadisti
Zarathud
Malaclypse
Gulik
Dr. Van Van Mojo

Boomtime
Sweetmorn
Pungendog
Pickle Prickle

Mal
Omar
"Bob"

Cramulus

#40
May 04, 2009, 08:00:34 PM
I gotta say, "Van Mojo" is a pretty cute dog name.


Squeaktoy

Poopsmith

Dingbat

Squiggle

Unnecessary Surgery

fomenter

#41
May 04, 2009, 08:12:01 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 04, 2009, 07:54:01 PM
Quote from: Squid on May 04, 2009, 05:12:53 AM
name it owlchow

cause if you leave it outside, an owl will inevitably swoop down and try to swallow it whole.
observe the one on  the left..... that's a puppy:


That's not a puppy, that's an owl dumbass :argh!:

Puppys have moar legs and not so many feathers

i think the animal the owl is swallowing is a long tailed chiwawa or some other vile little breed of hollywood purse dog
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Honey

#42
May 04, 2009, 11:49:38 PM
He is still handsome & sweet in my book!

I like Zalgo (he comes) or Mozambique too or how 'bout Lenny (for Bruce) or Chou (as in mon petit chou).

He does NOT have bedroom eyes or you could have named him LMNO so scratch that.

What do you call him now?
Fuck the status quo!

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure & the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell

Jenne

#43
May 05, 2009, 12:44:47 AM
Puppy is cute!  My dog's name is Snickers, so really, I have NO credibility on this issue.  However, I do like Butch.  He looks sorta...Butch-y.

Triple Zero

#44
May 05, 2009, 08:49:44 AM
I think ZALGO is one of the better suggestions.

or Quad.

"The name's Druped. Quad Druped."
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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