I can haz puppy

[BADGE OF HONOR]

You are chopping his balls off though...right?  Right?!

[AFK]

Spike

Fido

Snoopy

Goofy

Pluto

Alpo

[P3nT4gR4m]

You are chopping his balls off though...right?  Right?!

No wai. I am going to train him to rape all the little female puppys. 

Also he's been named Sylar (decision was taken out of my hands)

[Cain]

Sylar being the villain from Heroes whose super power was being so incredibly smart he could even figure out how the show's plot worked, which is certainly more than the writers could do, uh eating peoples brains, or actually opening peoples skulls which turned out to be unnecessary because he could use empathy in order to emulate their powers but then decided....aw fuck this shit, his only power is being the only character in the show not to carry a giant sized Idiot Ball whereever he goes.

[Adios]

Sylar being the villain from Heroes whose super power was being so incredibly smart he could even figure out how the show's plot worked, which is certainly more than the writers could do, uh eating peoples brains, or actually opening peoples skulls which turned out to be unnecessary because he could use empathy in order to emulate their powers but then decided....aw fuck this shit, his only power is being the only character in the show not to carry a giant sized Idiot Ball whereever he goes.

[Cramulus]

Sylar?

Sylar???





Did you read her our list of names???

The Good Reverend Dog is such a better name

[AFK]

I liked Rev. What's-His-Dog? myself. 

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

 

Adorable puppy.  Not so great a name, but hey, I've had my damn kitten almost 2 weeks and we still call her hey you.... 

[Lyris_Nymphetamine]

You are chopping his balls off though...right?  Right?!

I was going to ask if I could eat them (the dog)
but now I want to know if I can eat them (the dog's balls)

[P3nT4gR4m]

Sylar?

Sylar???





Did you read her our list of names???

The Good Reverend Dog is such a better name

Training wise it's considered a good idea to keep the name down to two, possibly three syllables. Reason being the dog cant take in any more than that so you'll just confuse the hell out of it. This is funny in principle but when I call a dog's name it's usually cos I want it to pay attention to me for some reason, rather than wanting it to ignore me cos it lost track of what I was saying half way through it's name.  

[Pariah]

LITTLE BASTARD 

[Adios]

Sylar?

Sylar???





Did you read her our list of names???

The Good Reverend Dog is such a better name

Training wise it's considered a good idea to keep the name down to two, possibly three syllables. Reason being the dog cant take in any more than that so you'll just confuse the hell out of it. This is funny in principle but when I call a dog's name it's usually cos I want it to pay attention to me for some reason, rather than wanting it to ignore me cos it lost track of what I was saying half way through it's name.  

In the case of being in trouble my dog thinks his name is DAMMIT.

[Triple Zero]

Training wise it's considered a good idea to keep the name down to two, possibly three syllables.

doesnt rule out Zalgo or Quad.

and I dont think dogs can distinguish syllables, so if you say Thegoodreverenddog fast enough, it should work.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

In the case of being in trouble my dog thinks his name is DAMMIT.

I had an Uncle once who named his dogs Dammit and Asshole.  We always presumed this was in direct response to his baptist minister neighbor who felt my uncle was going straight to hell.

We always enjoyed being able to go over to his house and holler for the dogs....

I also had a friend (well he was a friend of the kid's dad) who named his dog Stain so he could yell out the door come Stain.... 

[-Kel-]

name it owlchow

cause if you leave it outside, an owl will inevitably swoop down and try to swallow it whole.
observe the one on  the left..... that's a puppy:

YOU ARE EVIL!!!!! 

you know i can't stop starting at that gif for days