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I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #240 on: July 20, 2004, 08:58:56 pm »
Here ya go, Commander.
This should hold you until the pirate can round up a new pair of eyeballs.


 My Name Is Lisa Kalvelage

My name is Lisa Kalvelage, I was born in Nuremberg
And when the trials were held there nineteen years ago
It seemed to me ridiculous to hold a nation all to blame
For the horrors that the world did undergo
A short while later when I applied to be a G. I. bride
An American consular official questioned me
He refused my exit permit, said my answers did not show
I'd learned my lesson about responsibility.

Thus suddenly I was forced to start thinking on this theme
And when later I was permitted to emigrate
I must have been asked a hundred times where I was and what I did
In those years when Hitler ruled our state
I said I was a child or at most a teen-ager
But that only extended the questioning
They'd ask, where were my parents, my father, my mother
And to this I could answer not a thing.

The seed planted there at Nuremberg in 1947
Started to sprout and to grow
Gradually I understood what that verdict meant to me
When there are crimes that I can see and I can know
And now I also know what it is to be charged with mass guilt
Once in a lifetime is enough for me
No, I could not take it for a second time
And that is why I am here today.

The events of May 25th, the day of our protest,
Put a small balance weight on the other side
Hopefully, someday my contribution to peace
Will help just a bit to turn the tide
And perhaps I can tell my children six
And later on their own children
That at least in the future they need not be silent
When they are asked, "Where was your mother, when?"
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

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« Reply #241 on: July 22, 2004, 12:52:43 am »
My Name Is Lisa Kalvelage: Anti-Vietnam War Activist Speaks About Bob Kerrey, Henrykissinger, and Everyone's Responsibility

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Lisa Kalvelage is a German immigrant from Nuremberg who moved to the United States when she was 22, just after theSecond World War. Upon her arrival, she was repeatedly asked what her parents, friends, and teachers had done tostop the atrocities of the Nazi regime. The questioning had an effect on her: when she began to see atrocities beingcommitted again, this time during the Vietnam War, she took action. She and her friends engaged in civildisobedience to try to stop a shipment of napalm and to raise consciousness about the issue.
Her story inspired the folksinger Pete Seeger to write a song about her, and Ani DiFranco to sing a cover of thatsong.



Lisa Kalvelage, anti-Vietnam war activist. Kalvelage is now 78 and lives in San Jose, CA.


Lisa Kalvelage is so cool!


(I may use her song in my defence when the demon seeds and I
are arrested for protesting Bush and possibly the rodeo in SLC...  :twisted:  )

Then we may have some friends protesting our protest.

 
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« Reply #242 on: July 22, 2004, 09:35:20 pm »
I went down to DC to protest the inauguration.  It was generaly a rainy, crappy day.  I even slammed the side of my head into the bus when I slipped down the stairs getting off of it.  

If George gets elected again I'm going to do my damnedist to move overseas.  I think it is hilarious that Germany, the site of one of the most brutal fascist states of all time, now has a democratic system that better represents the people and in general just plain works better.  Although they still have a few issues to work out regarding freedom of speech.

*gets off of ranting box*

Please...someone from Europe rescue me from America!

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« Reply #243 on: July 23, 2004, 07:03:33 am »
Hell yeah!

Tongans are in the house!

IT WAS ABOUT TIME!
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« Reply #244 on: May 05, 2005, 04:43:54 am »
bump.

note the chef posts on this were ebfore everyone knew chef was roger.

which makes it doubly funny.
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« Reply #245 on: May 05, 2005, 05:27:30 am »
I always knew it was Roger.
And Guido guessed correctly within a day or two.
just like in a dream
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and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

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« Reply #246 on: May 05, 2005, 05:28:23 am »
eyah i had no idea. btu id on't usualyl guess until i feel like it.


and it was alot funner to pick on chef when i didn;t knwo it was roger.
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« Reply #247 on: May 05, 2005, 03:14:44 pm »
Wow.  Just readt the thread from the beginning.

I'm now thinking I'd love to lock horns w/ TJ regarding Erisian theology.




I guess I just like ripping apart the intellectually inferior.  


Does that make me a bad person?

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« Reply #248 on: May 05, 2005, 03:19:32 pm »
Quote from: Prince Tao Jones
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Prince Tao Jones
Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?

Many on this forum seem to think so.


What?  There's RULES, now?


It's called the Principia.

You should read it sometime.

Also to be Discordian one must think for themself


WTF? :lol:

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« Reply #249 on: May 05, 2005, 06:11:27 pm »
I'm still rather proud of this thread.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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« Reply #250 on: May 06, 2005, 05:55:07 pm »
Good god!

Where the hell are Tao Jones and his concubine now?  Maybe they've finally made their own site . . . anyone know the address?
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« Reply #251 on: May 06, 2005, 06:00:42 pm »
yup.

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« Reply #252 on: May 06, 2005, 06:02:45 pm »
I'd love to join up to that site too . . . I've been called dogmatic by some, but I've never seen a Discordian Nazi before!
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« Reply #253 on: May 06, 2005, 06:27:16 pm »
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Good god!

Where the hell are Tao Jones and his concubine now?  Maybe they've finally made their own site . . . anyone know the address?

http://kamelopedia.mormo.org/index.php/Deutsches_Diskordisches_Reich

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« Reply #254 on: May 06, 2005, 06:29:03 pm »
For once, I'm glad I don't speak german...