Author Topic: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.  (Read 53366 times)

Guido Finucci

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 3216
    • View Profile
I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #135 on: June 04, 2004, 02:31:12 am »
Quote from: Prince Tao Jones
OK, I can therefore now find meta-irony intelectually stimulting, thus am now free to laugh.


You were free to laugh anyway. I don't find 'meta-irony' (still hate that word) particularly funny. But I guess it takes all sorts.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 13840
    • View Profile
I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #136 on: June 04, 2004, 03:36:38 am »
Quote from: Prince Tao Jones
To cannonize a Greyface would be ABSURD.


That is precisely why I have nominated GWB for Sainthood!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

chaosgraves:agentoferis

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 4719
    • View Profile
I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #137 on: June 04, 2004, 03:38:13 am »
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Prince Tao Jones
To cannonize a Greyface would be ABSURD.


That is precisely why I have nominated GWB for Sainthood!
we were already over this with him... his arguement with that is where we got the idea for metairony...
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 13840
    • View Profile
I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #138 on: June 04, 2004, 03:44:03 am »
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Prince Tao Jones
To cannonize a Greyface would be ABSURD.


That is precisely why I have nominated GWB for Sainthood!
we were already over this with him... his arguement with that is where we got the idea for metairony...


Good. I need a meta-iron. My clothes have some serious wrinkles.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Fnord Ranger

  • Known
  • *
  • Posts: 46
    • View Profile
I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #139 on: June 04, 2004, 03:49:20 am »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Yeah, but they weren't funny.

Winnar.
In the universe
every zero adds up
to infinity.

~That's my haiku, and I'm sticking to it.

Efrim

  • I believe in Harvey Dent.
  • Outlandish
  • ***
  • Posts: 420
    • View Profile
I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #140 on: June 04, 2004, 03:54:44 am »
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Prince Tao Jones
To cannonize a Greyface would be ABSURD.


That is precisely why I have nominated GWB for Sainthood!
we were already over this with him... his arguement with that is where we got the idea for metairony...


Good. I need a meta-iron. My clothes have some serious wrinkles.


Don't you need a full iron then?
"There comes a time when every man feels the urge to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats." -- H.L. Mencken

L,
Efrim

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 13840
    • View Profile
I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #141 on: June 04, 2004, 03:56:22 am »
Meta-irons work better with this particular species of wrinkle.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

  • Horrible Bastard
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 90428
    • View Profile
I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #142 on: June 04, 2004, 07:54:57 am »
Quote from: Fnord Ranger
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Yeah, but they weren't funny.

Winnar.


Okay.

*Unloads torpedo*
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

PrincessEris von Tartarus

  • Outlandish
  • ***
  • Posts: 676
    • View Profile
    • http://www.domicella.de.vu
I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #143 on: June 04, 2004, 02:01:20 pm »
Gnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 :roll:


meta iron - isn't that the state of the art high-tech superiron that can iron three shirts at once?
Atomic Assassin - Die Attentäterin - DIA/DND
International Mush Mullah with Tao Jones

Ich liebe dich mein wunderbarer Kohlkopfkiller! Du hast mein
Herz erwärmt und lässt meine Gedanken erblühen und meine Muschi glühen.... *g*



Colonel Failure

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 2102
    • View Profile
I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #144 on: June 04, 2004, 06:08:15 pm »
Quote from: PrincessEris von Tartarus
Gnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 :roll:


meta iron - isn't that the state of the art high-tech superiron that can iron three shirts at once?


No, that's the Multi-Iron, from your friend the wacky inventor, Ron Popiel. Only 29.95 if you order today....
All I knew, all I believed
Are crumbling images
No longer comforting me.
Scramble to reach higher ground,
Order and sanity,
Something to comfort me.

I take what is mine, and hold what is mine,
Suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
And claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
And climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.


   Tool, Flood

----------------
Do you believe
In the lies, the lies, the lies that shape your world?
Do you believe
In your own, your own, fictitious immortality?

The world won’t end while you walk the earth
And when you realize that your life don’t matter
You’ll turn to something to help you forget
That you’re only young once, old forever

And we become what we hate
(Don’t think of us)


     -Screeching Weasel, What We Hate[/size][/color]

DJRubberducky

  • PolyVinyl Club Fixture
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 3003
  • The Flash liked me better when I made poopy noises
    • View Profile
    • Something*Positive
I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #145 on: June 04, 2004, 06:12:33 pm »
Oooooh!  Do I get the in-the-shell egg scrambler with it too?
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNO
DJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Lister

  • Outlandish
  • ***
  • Posts: 543
    • View Profile
I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #146 on: June 04, 2004, 06:15:15 pm »
I thought meta-irons not only removes the wrinkles, but also the wrinkles' soul, spirit, ancestors and religious system.
Multi-irons' purpose is quantity with a bit of frif, Meta-Irons' purpose is quality without the usual porp porp normally associated with the removal of ancestors.
When I was a little man
Playdough came in a little can
I was Star Wars' biggest fan
Now I'm stuck without a plan
GI Joe was an action man
Shaggy drove the mystery van
Devo was my favorite band
Take me back to my happy land

Colonel Failure

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 2102
    • View Profile
I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #147 on: June 04, 2004, 06:19:21 pm »
Quote from: DJRubberducky
Oooooh!  Do I get the in-the-shell egg scrambler with it too?


Only if you call within the next 30 MINUTES!
All I knew, all I believed
Are crumbling images
No longer comforting me.
Scramble to reach higher ground,
Order and sanity,
Something to comfort me.

I take what is mine, and hold what is mine,
Suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
And claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
And climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.


   Tool, Flood

----------------
Do you believe
In the lies, the lies, the lies that shape your world?
Do you believe
In your own, your own, fictitious immortality?

The world won’t end while you walk the earth
And when you realize that your life don’t matter
You’ll turn to something to help you forget
That you’re only young once, old forever

And we become what we hate
(Don’t think of us)


     -Screeching Weasel, What We Hate[/size][/color]

CNN

  • Known & Noted
  • **
  • Posts: 53
    • View Profile
    • http://www.cnn.com
CNN Investigative Reports
« Reply #148 on: June 04, 2004, 08:50:07 pm »
::sculking in the background::
Don't click the words, THIS IS CNN. Whatever you do, don't click there! It is the Voice of Doom. Luke! I am your father!

The Good Reverend Roger

  • Horrible Bastard
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 90428
    • View Profile
Re: CNN Investigative Reports
« Reply #149 on: June 05, 2004, 11:50:42 am »
Quote from: CNN
::sculking in the background::


That can't be good.

I haven't seen much coverage of the Jihaad.  Get on the stick, already.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.