Rhode Island: obviously racist because of old colonial history.

[Honey]

  

"You're very creative. I bet you're very popular with your dungeons & dragons friends."  Ooooooh Puhleeeeze!  Don't hold anything back either kind Sir.  Bully for You!   

You can kiss my sweet ass.       


Please note:  it's as real as day & so are my titties.  I've been told they're beeeeeyuuuuuuuutttteeee(hee)ful! 
(I'm betting TGGR would just love'em!)

Hugs & Kisses,
a malignant blight on the face of this fair message board

xoxox

[LMNO]

First of all:

Honey. Oh my shite. enough is enough. Really, I can only remain silent for so long before the dull biting pain of your stupidity begins to rot away at the tissue of my cerebral cortex. Honestly, it almost feels like my brain is going to turn into Yorkshire pudding and slowly ebb away through my foramen magnum, out my mouth, and on to my keyboard when i read your horrifically Mal-formed ideas of American history.

Honestly, I can cull much better VOLUMES of information from the pages of a GOLDEN BOOK! Remember Golden Books? Pokey Little Puppy, Mother Goose, even Goodnight House!

I apologize, truly apologize, for the volatile nature of this post. But if I have to abide sullying my computer screen with another one of your posts aimed at sating your own need for seeing your words in digital print, then I feel that a toaster bath is imminent on my part.

Your posts give me life cancer in a way that I have never known before.

Truly, a malignant blight on the face of this fair message board.

Yours Forever,

General Seumais Stuart.

Secondly,

Suu,
We prefer to be called portch-monkeys.

Thanks.

Honey, in case you were wondering, that is what an insult looks like.


LMNO
-still insulted that you were insulted.

[Richter]

Don't be hatin', she's just here to laugh and stir shit.  Not that it's much different than what we all do. 
In her case, I'm thinking the grasp of social conext to know when to stop is lacking.

There's also some failure to fit her sentiments into type, like her drawn out expressions of exasperation.  These are really only effective in IRL disscussion, if then, and just make people sound like pissed soccer moms.

Why any of us should care about T n' A we'll never see / verify the presence of, I'm lost on.

[AFK]

I care, deeply.  What are we talking about again? 

[LMNO]

I'm not sure, I think it's...




But I could be wrong.

[AFK]

Whoa, now that's some big T N A. 

[Richter]

OK, it's sinking in now.  Thanks man.

[Suu]

First of all:

Honey. Oh my shite. enough is enough. Really, I can only remain silent for so long before the dull biting pain of your stupidity begins to rot away at the tissue of my cerebral cortex. Honestly, it almost feels like my brain is going to turn into Yorkshire pudding and slowly ebb away through my foramen magnum, out my mouth, and on to my keyboard when i read your horrifically Mal-formed ideas of American history.

Honestly, I can cull much better VOLUMES of information from the pages of a GOLDEN BOOK! Remember Golden Books? Pokey Little Puppy, Mother Goose, even Goodnight House!

I apologize, truly apologize, for the volatile nature of this post. But if I have to abide sullying my computer screen with another one of your posts aimed at sating your own need for seeing your words in digital print, then I feel that a toaster bath is imminent on my part.

Your posts give me life cancer in a way that I have never known before.

Truly, a malignant blight on the face of this fair message board.

Yours Forever,

General Seumais Stuart.

Secondly,

Suu,
We prefer to be called portch-monkeys.

Thanks.

Honey, in case you were wondering, that is what an insult looks like.


LMNO
-still insulted that you were insulted.

Wow...this is what happens when I go to bed early and my computer is jacked.

[Adios]

wtf

[Adios]

(I just saw this, even though it's 2 months old...)

http://www.abc6.com/news/rhodeisland/41164627.html

When you hear the word "plantations," what comes to mind? For some people, it's a word that brings up a whole lot of bad memories in Rhode Island's history, and one of the reasons many want the words "Providence Plantations" removed from the states official name.

All this is showing is the ignorance of people in this state and country.

"I'm black and I don't want it to be called a Plantation cause of slaves and stuff."

Providence Plantations was the original name of the mainland colony, and Rhode Island was a different colony, now where Newport/Middletown/Portsmouth is. Fuck, I'm not even a native of this state and I know this. Maybe if people were taught more accurate history instead of the typical American "Slavery and plantations are the really real cause of the Civil War" bullshit, people would have a different opinion.

Seriously, we have an unemployment rate of 11%, and our government is bankrupt, so let's spend money changing the NAME instead of doing something to help our failing State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.

And people wonder why I want to get the fuck out of here. Rhody = 

Hawk,
putting the train back on the track.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Don't be hatin', she's just here to laugh and stir shit.  Not that it's much different than what we all do. 
In her case, I'm thinking the grasp of social conext to know when to stop is lacking.

There's also some failure to fit her sentiments into type, like her drawn out expressions of exasperation.  These are really only effective in IRL disscussion, if then, and just make people sound like pissed soccer moms.

Why any of us should care about T n' A we'll never see / verify the presence of, I'm lost on.

Because we are all geeky men who have never seen a woman naked before, of course, and thus are deeply impressed/stricken with longing by the fact that she is female and has tits and a cunt.

[LMNO]

Ahem.  There are no women on the Internet.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Truth. Therefore Honey's alleged sweet t its and ass are fictional; therefore moot. Have you seen my 20-sided die?

[LMNO]

I think i saw it next to the first edition of Fiend Folio.

[Richter]

Schrodinger's Balls Principle:  Genitals, body parts, or physical dimesions claimed to on the internet neither exist or don't exist because there are no pics.  Further, possibility that the pics were shopped makes the anatomy even less likely.  I can tell because of the pixels, and from seening quite a few shoops in my time.