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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1395 on: July 14, 2018, 09:59:09 am »
 
People are always complaining that the depiction of bondage in 50 Shades of Gray is unrealistic and over the top, so what I want to see is a parody of 50 Shades based on the Armin Meiwes case (the one where the guy agreed to be killed and to have his penis bitten off)
The Crucible meets Six Caracters in Search of an Author.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1396 on: July 15, 2018, 08:33:46 am »
I Know What You Did Last Summer, except with anthropomorphic deer
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1397 on: July 15, 2018, 11:47:15 pm »
 Diddy on someone being object of attack because their partner did not like the role of a doctor trying to abort the Antichrist in a movie that they themselves had not aborted viewing soon enough.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1398 on: July 17, 2018, 04:21:38 pm »
Anime where all conflicts are settled with rap battles
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1399 on: Yesterday at 12:45:56 am »
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1400 on: Yesterday at 05:04:25 am »
A book examining whether a person looking for success in the music industry is more likely to get a good deal by signig with a record label or by selling their soul to the devil at a crossroads
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1401 on: Yesterday at 09:09:38 am »
 Cereal box cartoon bunny
 Stept out of the flat top hat.
 Stood up to put his face on
 Down with the gates of Dawn
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« Reply #1402 on: Today at 01:15:33 am »
A demented bibliophage-librarian eats an entire encyclopedia.  Because of exposure to this information, his intestinal bacteria attain awareness, and eventually, intelligence.  After absorbing some revolutionary literature, they divide into two factions, one which reveres the host as a god, and another that wants to throw off the shackles of slavery, kill the host, and escape to freedom.

The pro-freedom faction wins, and the host dies of sepsis, but before the bacteria can escape, his body is cremated, and their civilization is wiped out.

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« Reply #1403 on: Today at 01:29:58 am »
Douglas Dietrich conjures Daniel Dennet from DoD document destruction incinerator using pulsed ultrasound tuned to the name of god.
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