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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1395 on: July 14, 2018, 09:59:09 am »
 
People are always complaining that the depiction of bondage in 50 Shades of Gray is unrealistic and over the top, so what I want to see is a parody of 50 Shades based on the Armin Meiwes case (the one where the guy agreed to be killed and to have his penis bitten off)
The Crucible meets Six Caracters in Search of an Author.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1396 on: July 15, 2018, 08:33:46 am »
I Know What You Did Last Summer, except with anthropomorphic deer
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1397 on: July 15, 2018, 11:47:15 pm »
 Diddy on someone being object of attack because their partner did not like the role of a doctor trying to abort the Antichrist in a movie that they themselves had not aborted viewing soon enough.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1398 on: July 17, 2018, 04:21:38 pm »
Anime where all conflicts are settled with rap battles
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1399 on: July 18, 2018, 12:45:56 am »
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1400 on: July 18, 2018, 05:04:25 am »
A book examining whether a person looking for success in the music industry is more likely to get a good deal by signig with a record label or by selling their soul to the devil at a crossroads
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1401 on: July 18, 2018, 09:09:38 am »
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 Down with the gates of Dawn
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« Reply #1402 on: July 19, 2018, 01:15:33 am »
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1403 on: July 19, 2018, 01:29:58 am »
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1404 on: July 21, 2018, 12:09:58 am »
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« Reply #1405 on: July 21, 2018, 12:11:55 am »
Anime where all conflicts are settled with rap battles
I'd watch the fuck out of this. Three quarters of shonen fighting anime battles are just people yelling snide remarks at each other interspersed with infodump flashbacks anyway, so why not remove the punching altogether? (Battle anime about cooking competitions have become extremely popular so it's not like this is an unproven premise.)


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« Reply #1406 on: July 21, 2018, 02:00:11 am »
A story about how the snake was fitted with legs and made upright to represent Empire.
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« Reply #1407 on: July 22, 2018, 05:24:03 pm »
A popular recreational drug confers temporary immunity to the zombie virus


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« Reply #1408 on: July 24, 2018, 12:04:53 am »
The Wizard of Oz is part of an organ trafficking cartel
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1409 on: July 24, 2018, 12:12:11 am »
A combination of H.G.Wells' The Door in the Wall, Disneyworld's use of "noseeum green"/"Go away green paint on staff entrances, and Matrix Reloaded
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