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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1470 on: October 04, 2018, 03:59:15 am »
 Dr. Seuss 'Cat in the Hat' rendition: incorporating virtual concatenation of SONET/SDH optical fibre directly firing neuronal circuits.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1471 on: October 04, 2018, 04:14:05 pm »
conversations between a komodo dragon and a wildebeast while the dragon is following the beast waiting for it to die from the infection it got from its bite.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1472 on: October 04, 2018, 05:17:24 pm »
Dark energy turns out to be caused by the titan Atlas
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1473 on: October 04, 2018, 10:15:43 pm »
World population now at levels which cannot be contained within the limits of novelty's manifold. This results in novelty compression protocols that make several individuals share the same (identical) experience of novelty. This results in a whole new wave of identity politics that takes the manifold itself by surprise (in a good way)
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1474 on: October 04, 2018, 11:32:57 pm »
An aging legendary record producer makes a deal with the devil to resurrect from the dead all the legendary performers who died at age 27 in order to create a zombie supergroup -- The 27 Club -- but it all turns bad when personality conflicts make it impossible for them to work together on an album.


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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1475 on: October 05, 2018, 04:17:33 pm »
A superhero with powerful self-healing (to the point of actual resurrection) abilities that are only activated when he is critically injured or killed, so he's constantly having to shoot himself in the chest or head so that his bones will heal. His day job is as a punk rocker of a GG Allin-esque variety; he routinely blows his head off di=uring concerts as Allin had promised to
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1476 on: October 06, 2018, 07:25:44 pm »
Trump and Putin are gay lovers
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1477 on: October 06, 2018, 07:33:32 pm »
American politics is a proxy conflict between two demonic factions fighting for control of Hell. The Democrats are the minions of Moloch, and the Republicans represent an alliance between Mammon and the False Prophet.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1478 on: October 07, 2018, 04:24:10 am »
The existence of a seemingly unkillable James Bond-esque superagent working for the British government is an open secret. The real secret is that this agent does not work for MI6 he actually works for MI7, the officially disbanded propaganda office, and the "superagent" is actually several expendable body doubles. Their purpose is to draw attention to Britain and away from Britain's real agents. (I know Casino Royale sort of did this, butsmokescreen part and the part about the propaganda office are original) (Did I post this idea before?)
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1479 on: October 07, 2018, 06:40:43 am »
It's election time again in Dystopialand, and once again it's a tight race between the Smiling-Is-Forbidden Party with their platform of summary execution of anyone (other than top-level officials) who does not live a life of austere and pious self-denial, versus the Smiling-Is-Mandatory Party with their platform of compulsory euthanasia of anybody who is not both friendly to everyone they meet and happy all the time 24/7 (except for government officials, who are expected to be stern and serious, even when not on official business).
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1480 on: October 07, 2018, 07:57:56 am »
Dark energy turns out to be caused by the titan Atlas

A response to Atlas Shrugged in which rather than being likened to titans keeping the world from collapsing Galt is presented as an egotistical cult leader with a "dark energy" that threatens to "tear the world apart"
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1481 on: October 09, 2018, 04:01:45 am »
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1482 on: October 09, 2018, 06:06:04 pm »
The reason that current engagement algorithms select for outrage is actually because such strong emotions are all kinds of sticky. Not only does outrage elicit an immediate increase in responsive-ity, the "release of nor-epinephrine strengthens the long-term potentiation of memory" in service of maintaining interest for greater durations of time.

[edit: just realized this is like essentially ghostbusters II]
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« Reply #1483 on: October 11, 2018, 12:42:13 am »
All the crazy in the world right now is part of a global immunization effort to prepare humans for their next evolutionary 'leap.'
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1484 on: October 11, 2018, 06:50:43 am »
conversations between a komodo dragon and a wildebeast while the dragon is following the beast waiting for it to die from the infection it got from its bite.
Like this. Can see a monkey claiming to be the wildebeest's agent trying to negotiate story rights with dragon.
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