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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1545 on: January 03, 2019, 09:01:28 am »
The Oath, except that everyone has to choose to either be a soldier or a spook.

[edit] Something detective-like about a cult ritually sacrificing people by first branding their symbol on the inside of their eyelids, then, for posterity, cutting them off. Except that everything, from the victim's perspective, does not seem so sinister.
« Last Edit: January 03, 2019, 09:14:45 am by axod »
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1546 on: January 04, 2019, 09:07:22 pm »
A retelling of A Christmas Carol goes off the rails when the narrator confuses Jacob Marley with Bob Marley, Bob marley with BOB Dobbs, and BOB Dobbs with Lou Dobbs

EDIT:
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A skit advertises "breath mints for your butthole"
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1547 on: January 09, 2019, 04:09:34 am »
A ridiculous homeopathy superhero who was born when somebody got menstural blood on freshly laundered hotel linens and, by the principle of dilution the union of the diluted egg in the menstural blood and the diluted sperm in he hotel sheets created a superhuman creature
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1548 on: January 09, 2019, 03:26:44 pm »
Two related ideas that could either be combined or done seperately

*"Dementtio" In the shop of a lonely puppetmaker a puppet shaped like an old man comes to life

*A puppet in the image of a particular old man comes to life and gains the original's memories as the original loses them to senility
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1549 on: January 10, 2019, 05:29:32 pm »
Skit spoofing the Left Twix-Right Twix commercials. The skit introduces "Far Left Twix" which is made by political prisoners in a gulag, and "Far Right Twix" which is made by black slaves and/or made out of jews.

EDIT:
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"For He's A Jolly Goodfellow" - The tale of Santa Claus' sordid past as a hitman for the mob
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1550 on: January 12, 2019, 04:55:47 am »
Satirical comedy. It starts in a factory in the flyover states, where a redneck woman is talking to a coworker. She launches into an anti-immigration tirade, "they're living off the government, they're bringing drugs, they're taking our jobs". The friend replies that they don't believe that. The redneck woman then launches into a convoluted story about how immigrants pushed her out of her previous career as a drug dealing welfare queen. This flashback forms the bulk of the movie.

(like, I can't be the only person who's noticed that those arguments, taken together, imply that the speaker's ideal preferred job is drug dealer)
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1551 on: January 17, 2019, 06:20:22 pm »
A TV show that teaches children that they should share even when big business says its not ok. The show's villains are businessmen who try to stop them from doing things like transferring non-transferrable items, sharing their steam and netflix logins, and copying CDs and mp3s. The show will also teach them how to do these things things discretely so that the evil businessmen won't bother them. I legitimately think we need a children;s show like this.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1552 on: January 21, 2019, 10:53:17 pm »
A primitive tribe of islanders consisting of the inbred distant descendants of the cast of Gilligan's Island
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