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How to save the manatees

Started by Zenpeanut, May 14, 2009, 04:26:26 AM

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Zenpeanut

May 14, 2009, 04:26:26 AM
Market the hell out of them!

Seriously, they are begging to have an entire line of food products made from them. Imagine the market for such paltry dishes like Mana-meat, Mana-milk, and my personal favorite, Mana-cheese.

It all worked out for the cows, and hell, these are sea-cows! It can't fail. And besides, let's all face it, if it weren't for cows being so damn tasty, they'd probably be on an even worse footing than bison due to their having not anywhere near the girth or smarts of their gigantic cousins.

On a side note, the main point of this whole thing is to get Novatore's hackles up, but hopefully it brought some lails along with it,

Triple Zero

#1
May 14, 2009, 09:40:43 AM
You could sell T-shirts perhaps

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LMNO

#2
May 14, 2009, 01:39:45 PM
If you just let all the sea cows free, they will naturally migrate to where they're needed most...

AFK

#3
May 14, 2009, 01:46:04 PM
Which is apparently on the business end of an outboard motor. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#4
May 14, 2009, 01:52:15 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 14, 2009, 09:40:43 AM
You could sell T-shirts perhaps

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mana-tees


BWAHAHAHAHA
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

LMNO

#5
May 14, 2009, 01:59:16 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 14, 2009, 01:46:04 PM
Which is apparently on the business end of an outboard motor. 

Cainad (dec.)

#6
May 14, 2009, 06:02:53 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 14, 2009, 01:52:15 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 14, 2009, 09:40:43 AM
You could sell T-shirts perhaps

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mana-tees


BWAHAHAHAHA

:clint:






Okay, bonus points for spreading it out across two non-adjacent posts.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#7
May 14, 2009, 07:26:53 PM
You save the manatees by buying Jimmy Buffet albums and then using them for coasters on your boat....

AFK

#8
May 14, 2009, 07:32:51 PM
 :?

I don't get it. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#9
May 14, 2009, 07:41:21 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 14, 2009, 07:32:51 PM
:?

I don't get it. 

I guess it's more of a FL joke.  Jimmy Buffett started the "Save the Manatees" club in the early 80's with some other guy no one remembers...  You hear a lot about it when you live in south Florida.  Jimmy used to do a huge fundraiser every year.  Admission got you a "Save the Manatees" button. 

Sorry, didn't think before I posted it.....  :sad:

AFK

#10
May 14, 2009, 07:44:49 PM
I figured there was a backstory. 

And now I want a cheeseburger. 
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P3nT4gR4m

#11
May 14, 2009, 09:19:34 PM
They're stupid, ugly looking animals.

Fuck Manatees  :argh!:

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#12
May 14, 2009, 09:59:26 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 14, 2009, 07:44:49 PM
I figured there was a backstory. 

And now I want a cheeseburger. 

You can get a darn good one at Margaritaville......

Corvidia

#13
May 14, 2009, 11:41:40 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 14, 2009, 09:19:34 PM
They're stupid, ugly looking animals.

Fuck Manatees  :argh!:
I think they're kind of cute, in a I'm-so-ugly-I'm-cute kind of way.

Market enormous foam propellers. With manatees on them.
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

AFK

#14
May 15, 2009, 01:40:43 PM
I'm thinking when God was making the manatees and the beluga whales he was kind of bored and was just half-assing it a bit. 

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