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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Iason Ouabache, May 16, 2009, 09:14:00 AM

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June 06, 2009, 08:00:33 AM
I have used this to affirm my belief that only old ladies are named "Agatha". They even had a graph and everything!
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June 06, 2009, 08:51:03 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on June 06, 2009, 08:00:33 AM
I have used this to affirm my belief that only old ladies are named "Agatha". They even had a graph and everything!

That is kind of AWESOME.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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