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Started by fomenter, May 27, 2009, 12:57:33 AM

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May 27, 2009, 12:57:33 AM Last Edit: May 27, 2009, 01:20:08 AM by fomenter
2009 world beard and moustache championships http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/ results are in compitition held on 5/23 (fnordpinalomg)
QuoteThe United States is the world's new facial hair super power, having captured eleven world championship titles out of eighteen categories at the World Beard and Moustache Championships in Anchorage, Alaska on May 23, 2009. Possessing home field advantage, the USA was able to dethrone Germany which had dominated this competition since its inception.

Hometown favorite and Beard Team USA member David Traver was crowned overall champ, having styled his beard to resemble an Alaska snowshoe which earned him top honors in the freestle full beard category. Meanwhile Germany's Karl-Heinz Hille's elaborate moustache earned him second. San Franciscan Jack Passion placed third with his long, red natural beard.

Nearly 300 competitors from 15 separate countries competed. All of the winners received engraved Alaska gold pans as trophies.


"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


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Pariah

#1
May 27, 2009, 01:21:24 AM
Outlandish
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

fomenter

#2
May 27, 2009, 01:30:43 AM
the big winner

"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


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Jenne

#3
May 27, 2009, 02:01:08 AM
Woah. Is that ribbon on his shoulder for facial hair awareness?

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
May 27, 2009, 04:08:09 AM
<--- Cram's dad.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
May 27, 2009, 08:08:39 AM
I like beardos, but I probably would rather not date one.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

fomenter

#6
May 27, 2009, 03:59:36 PM
they have some good mustache small beard too http://www.beardteamusa.org/analysis.html has the categories and the winners in each,
ippy and cram have 720 days to get ready if they want to represent..
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Cramulus

#7
May 27, 2009, 04:03:48 PM
you guys know I wear a fake because I am completely incapable of growing facial hair, right?


well I can grow it, it just looks all patchy peachfuzz like I'm a teenage burn victim.   :p

fomenter

#8
May 27, 2009, 04:10:52 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2009, 04:03:48 PM
you guys know I wear a fake because I am completely incapable of growing facial hair, right?


well I can grow it, it just looks all patchy peachfuzz like I'm a teenage burn victim.   :p


:x :cry: :cry: say it ain't so,
i insist that its for quick identity changes only,
and refuse to believe you don't grow your own mustaches to build your fakes, and sell the extras to support your family...
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Faust

#9
May 27, 2009, 04:11:47 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2009, 04:03:48 PM
you guys know I wear a fake because I am completely incapable of growing facial hair, right?


well I can grow it, it just looks all patchy peachfuzz like I'm a teenage burn victim.   :p


Keep shaving, even if there's nothing there do it every day. grows back faster and thicker.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
May 27, 2009, 09:23:25 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2009, 04:03:48 PM
you guys know I wear a fake because I am completely incapable of growing facial hair, right?


well I can grow it, it just looks all patchy peachfuzz like I'm a teenage burn victim.   :p



Are you part indian or something? My dad shaves once a month, whether he needs it or not.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
May 28, 2009, 05:09:12 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2009, 04:03:48 PM
you guys know I wear a fake because I am completely incapable of growing facial hair, right?


well I can grow it, it just looks all patchy peachfuzz like I'm a teenage burn victim.   :p



LIES
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#12
May 28, 2009, 07:45:50 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2009, 04:03:48 PM
you guys know I wear a fake because I am completely incapable of growing facial hair, right?


well I can grow it, it just looks all patchy peachfuzz like I'm a teenage burn victim.   :p



Lucky.  Being clean shaven is a soure of constant facial irritation to me.  Lighter hair would be MUCH easier to remove.
Incidentally, I'm growing it out, and it's improved my quality of life.  I only need to shave my neck every day or so.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Cramulus

#13
May 28, 2009, 07:47:44 PM
yeah, you do not want to be known as a "neckbeardo"

Triple Zero

#14
May 28, 2009, 10:40:57 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 28, 2009, 07:45:50 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2009, 04:03:48 PM
you guys know I wear a fake because I am completely incapable of growing facial hair, right?


well I can grow it, it just looks all patchy peachfuzz like I'm a teenage burn victim.   :p



Lucky.  Being clean shaven is a soure of constant facial irritation to me.  Lighter hair would be MUCH easier to remove.
Incidentally, I'm growing it out, and it's improved my quality of life.  I only need to shave my neck every day or so.

being clean shaven is the same for me. so I havent been doing it for years.

basically I have a hair trimmer with which I trim the stuff at 1mm (shortest it goes) every couple of days or so. no irritation, and it looks kinda good. also the trimmer is useful for a bunch of other things.
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