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Attention WOMP sissies...I do not fear your wrath.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 07, 2009, 04:54:50 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
June 12, 2009, 03:52:28 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 11, 2009, 07:17:58 PM
It's for the best. We hot wimminz have been known to turn men docile with our wiles. I'd hate to see you less hateful. That is a world I do not want to live in.

Actually, women just make me hate more.  Not them, of course, but their wiles load my hate gland up, and then I puke it like a lazor all over random passers-by.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dr Goofy

#31
June 12, 2009, 04:30:07 AM

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#32
June 12, 2009, 05:20:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 03:52:28 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 11, 2009, 07:17:58 PM
It's for the best. We hot wimminz have been known to turn men docile with our wiles. I'd hate to see you less hateful. That is a world I do not want to live in.

Actually, women just make me hate more.  Not them, of course, but their wiles load my hate gland up, and then I puke it like a lazor all over random passers-by.
:fap:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#33
June 12, 2009, 05:28:06 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 12, 2009, 05:20:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 03:52:28 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 11, 2009, 07:17:58 PM
It's for the best. We hot wimminz have been known to turn men docile with our wiles. I'd hate to see you less hateful. That is a world I do not want to live in.

Actually, women just make me hate more.  Not them, of course, but their wiles load my hate gland up, and then I puke it like a lazor all over random passers-by.
:fap:

Do you think maybe it's the women I find myself attracted to?  I mean, my sense of judgement with women is kind of like Sonny Bono's skiing ability.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#34
June 12, 2009, 06:04:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 05:28:06 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 12, 2009, 05:20:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 03:52:28 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 11, 2009, 07:17:58 PM
It's for the best. We hot wimminz have been known to turn men docile with our wiles. I'd hate to see you less hateful. That is a world I do not want to live in.

Actually, women just make me hate more.  Not them, of course, but their wiles load my hate gland up, and then I puke it like a lazor all over random passers-by.
:fap:

Do you think maybe it's the women I find myself attracted to?  I mean, my sense of judgement with women is kind of like Sonny Bono's skiing ability.

From what you've described so far... YES.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#35
June 12, 2009, 06:06:19 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 12, 2009, 06:04:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 05:28:06 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 12, 2009, 05:20:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 03:52:28 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 11, 2009, 07:17:58 PM
It's for the best. We hot wimminz have been known to turn men docile with our wiles. I'd hate to see you less hateful. That is a world I do not want to live in.

Actually, women just make me hate more.  Not them, of course, but their wiles load my hate gland up, and then I puke it like a lazor all over random passers-by.
:fap:

Do you think maybe it's the women I find myself attracted to?  I mean, my sense of judgement with women is kind of like Sonny Bono's skiing ability.

From what you've described so far... YES.

I don't mind a bucket of fail, if it has boobs and lots of crazy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#36
June 12, 2009, 06:16:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 06:06:19 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 12, 2009, 06:04:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 05:28:06 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 12, 2009, 05:20:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 03:52:28 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 11, 2009, 07:17:58 PM
It's for the best. We hot wimminz have been known to turn men docile with our wiles. I'd hate to see you less hateful. That is a world I do not want to live in.

Actually, women just make me hate more.  Not them, of course, but their wiles load my hate gland up, and then I puke it like a lazor all over random passers-by.
:fap:


Do you think maybe it's the women I find myself attracted to?  I mean, my sense of judgement with women is kind of like Sonny Bono's skiing ability.

From what you've described so far... YES.

I don't mind a bucket of fail, if it has boobs and lots of crazy.

I'm right there with you, except I prefer mine... with dick.  :fap:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

PopeTom

#37
June 12, 2009, 12:36:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 06:06:19 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 12, 2009, 06:04:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 05:28:06 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 12, 2009, 05:20:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 03:52:28 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 11, 2009, 07:17:58 PM
It's for the best. We hot wimminz have been known to turn men docile with our wiles. I'd hate to see you less hateful. That is a world I do not want to live in.

Actually, women just make me hate more.  Not them, of course, but their wiles load my hate gland up, and then I puke it like a lazor all over random passers-by.
:fap:

Do you think maybe it's the women I find myself attracted to?  I mean, my sense of judgement with women is kind of like Sonny Bono's skiing ability.

From what you've described so far... YES.

I don't mind a bucket of fail, if it has boobs and lots of crazy.

Crazy has this way of making wyminz hotter.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Richter

#38
June 15, 2009, 01:10:59 AM
Damn work.  Keeping me from wrathing...

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#39
June 15, 2009, 06:51:43 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 12, 2009, 12:36:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 06:06:19 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 12, 2009, 06:04:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 05:28:06 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 12, 2009, 05:20:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 03:52:28 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 11, 2009, 07:17:58 PM
It's for the best. We hot wimminz have been known to turn men docile with our wiles. I'd hate to see you less hateful. That is a world I do not want to live in.

Actually, women just make me hate more.  Not them, of course, but their wiles load my hate gland up, and then I puke it like a lazor all over random passers-by.
:fap:

Do you think maybe it's the women I find myself attracted to?  I mean, my sense of judgement with women is kind of like Sonny Bono's skiing ability.

From what you've described so far... YES.

I don't mind a bucket of fail, if it has boobs and lots of crazy.

Crazy has this way of making wyminz hotter.

Well I guess that's good, because last night...  :x

I am waiting for Optimus Pinecone to call me and fill me in. Maybe he knows how I did this to my face.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#40
June 15, 2009, 06:52:12 PM
RICHTER :mittens:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#41
June 16, 2009, 03:06:04 AM
just a little bump for Roger so he doesn't miss my present for him in the WOMP thread:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13438.msg715498#msg715498
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Payne

#42
July 17, 2009, 08:12:37 PM



Darth Cupcake

#43
July 17, 2009, 08:15:12 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

That third one has got to be one of my favorites of a while.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Payne

#44
July 18, 2009, 03:50:58 PM Last Edit: July 18, 2009, 03:53:33 PM by Payne
BUMP, and all that.

Might as well put the other WOMP I did for him in with this lot too:

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