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Started by Epimetheus, June 10, 2009, 06:42:29 AM

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June 10, 2009, 06:42:29 AM


Kiwifruits are probably the best fucking thing I've ever tasted. I love them intensely.
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Nast

#1
June 10, 2009, 06:44:27 AM
Oh man, me too.

Aren't the little crunchy black seeds sensual?
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#2
June 10, 2009, 04:40:45 PM
I like kiwis.

There's a beautiful vine a few blocks from my house, and I keep meaning to ask if I can take some cuttings.
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#3
June 10, 2009, 04:42:38 PM
I hate Kiwis.

Fucking sheep-shagging cheap Australian knock-offs, with their rain-filled "islands".

Oh, wait, nvm.

Richter

#4
June 10, 2009, 08:33:45 PM
Good fruit is good.

Quote from: Nasturtiums on June 10, 2009, 06:44:27 AM
Oh man, me too.

Aren't the little crunchy black seeds sensual?

I agree.  Tiny seeds stuck between my teeth really enhance my erection.
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#5
June 10, 2009, 08:35:24 PM
That's odd.  I though you had seed between your teeth after sex...

Richter

#6
June 10, 2009, 08:47:19 PM
Some days, it's just not STIMULATING until you've got at least 3 kinds of zygotes flying around.
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Epimetheus

#7
June 10, 2009, 10:09:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 10, 2009, 04:42:38 PM
I hate Kiwis.

Fucking sheep-shagging cheap Australian knock-offs, with their rain-filled "islands".

Oh, wait, nvm.

If anyone wasn't expecting a joke about NZers or the bird, raise your hand.
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#8
June 11, 2009, 12:30:31 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 10, 2009, 10:09:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 10, 2009, 04:42:38 PM
I hate Kiwis.

Fucking sheep-shagging cheap Australian knock-offs, with their rain-filled "islands".

Oh, wait, nvm.

If anyone wasn't expecting a joke about NZers or the bird, raise your hand.

*raises hand*

I must be going soft.
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Epimetheus

#9
June 11, 2009, 02:07:18 AM
Anyway,
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#10
June 11, 2009, 01:59:40 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 10, 2009, 10:09:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 10, 2009, 04:42:38 PM
I hate Kiwis.

Fucking sheep-shagging cheap Australian knock-offs, with their rain-filled "islands".

Oh, wait, nvm.

If anyone wasn't expecting a joke about NZers or the bird, raise your hand.

I'm still waiting for one about the shoe polish. 
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Cainad (dec.)

#11
June 12, 2009, 06:11:42 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2009, 01:59:40 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 10, 2009, 10:09:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 10, 2009, 04:42:38 PM
I hate Kiwis.

Fucking sheep-shagging cheap Australian knock-offs, with their rain-filled "islands".

Oh, wait, nvm.

If anyone wasn't expecting a joke about NZers or the bird, raise your hand.

I'm still waiting for one about the shoe polish. 

I guess we need to brush up on our shoe-related humor and punnery.

LMNO

#12
June 12, 2009, 07:16:05 PM
It don't matter as long as it's got sole.

Suu

#13
June 12, 2009, 09:15:24 PM
How's this for a shining example? I just polished off a kiwi this afternoon.
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Epimetheus

#14
June 13, 2009, 01:08:44 AM
They're laced with flavor.
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