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Started by Telarus, June 16, 2009, 12:08:38 AM

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#30
April 08, 2011, 03:48:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 23, 2009, 05:00:37 AM
What the FUCK?  RPG theory?

Look, all I want to do is get the refinery out of my head on the weekend by hacking shit up.  Just give me something with a CR that's like 3 too high for my dude, and a big honkin' sword, and that's all I fucking need.  THEORY, MY ASS!  I JUST WANT TO KILL SOMETHING WITH TENTACLES!

Ok, so your Flag is that you want to kill things with tentacles. That's good. We're getting somewhere.
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Luna

#31
April 08, 2011, 03:53:43 PM
Quote from: Unqualified on April 08, 2011, 03:48:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 23, 2009, 05:00:37 AM
What the FUCK?  RPG theory?

Look, all I want to do is get the refinery out of my head on the weekend by hacking shit up.  Just give me something with a CR that's like 3 too high for my dude, and a big honkin' sword, and that's all I fucking need.  THEORY, MY ASS!  I JUST WANT TO KILL SOMETHING WITH TENTACLES!

Ok, so your Flag is that you want to kill things with tentacles. That's good. We're getting somewhere.

Straight up hack and slash campaign, then, that's easy.   :lulz:  THOSE I can just about run without notes, with a system I'm comfortable with.
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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The Good Reverend Roger

#32
April 08, 2011, 06:23:00 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on June 23, 2009, 07:10:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 23, 2009, 05:00:37 AM
What the FUCK?  RPG theory?

Look, all I want to do is get the refinery out of my head on the weekend by hacking shit up.  Just give me something with a CR that's like 3 too high for my dude, and a big honkin' sword, and that's all I fucking need.  THEORY, MY ASS!  I JUST WANT TO KILL SOMETHING WITH TENTACLES!

Theory is more for people like me who design the damned systems.

It's taken me two years to see this, but it still made me laugh.

Guess what I was doing from 1999-2003, Requia?  Take a fucking guess.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#33
April 08, 2011, 06:29:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2011, 06:23:00 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on June 23, 2009, 07:10:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 23, 2009, 05:00:37 AM
What the FUCK?  RPG theory?

Look, all I want to do is get the refinery out of my head on the weekend by hacking shit up.  Just give me something with a CR that's like 3 too high for my dude, and a big honkin' sword, and that's all I fucking need.  THEORY, MY ASS!  I JUST WANT TO KILL SOMETHING WITH TENTACLES!

Theory is more for people like me who design the damned systems.

It's taken me two years to see this, but it still made me laugh.

Guess what I was doing from 1999-2003, Requia?  Take a fucking guess.

:lulz:

Betcha I know. 
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#34
April 08, 2011, 06:30:12 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 08, 2011, 06:29:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2011, 06:23:00 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on June 23, 2009, 07:10:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 23, 2009, 05:00:37 AM
What the FUCK?  RPG theory?

Look, all I want to do is get the refinery out of my head on the weekend by hacking shit up.  Just give me something with a CR that's like 3 too high for my dude, and a big honkin' sword, and that's all I fucking need.  THEORY, MY ASS!  I JUST WANT TO KILL SOMETHING WITH TENTACLES!

Theory is more for people like me who design the damned systems.

It's taken me two years to see this, but it still made me laugh.

Guess what I was doing from 1999-2003, Requia?  Take a fucking guess.

:lulz:

Betcha I know. 

"ROGER, YOU JUST LEAVE THE THEORY TO SMART PEOPLE LIKE ME!"

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Requia ☣

#35
April 08, 2011, 08:23:40 PM
Yeah, I don't know what the hell I was thinking.
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Wyldkat

#36
April 10, 2011, 04:59:36 AM
Lots of good info in this thread.  I got a lot of ideas, but need some time to digest it all!
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