"The worst forum on the internet"

[Rumckle]

Maybe we're not "the worst forum on the internets" because PD.com is so bad, it's good.

[AFK]

Yeah but Verriwung is the worst blog on the Internet.  Why bother.  

[lumberjim]

So does lumberjim

no.  i post and then delete my stupid shit, and then i come back and troll, and then i magically earn pariah status because of a big ole pile of lies and innuendo , and then i stop posting again, and then i get drunk one night and decide to look in again, and then i fucking post again for some reason.  it's just plain wrong at heart.

PD: it's truly the worst stinking pit of despair and self loathing available, without actually applying electrical tape to your nipples, on the internet.

sezzmee

[rubickspoop]

So does lumberjim

no.  i post and then delete my stupid shit, and then i come back and troll, and then i magically earn pariah status because of a big ole pile of lies and innuendo , and then i stop posting again, and then i get drunk one night and decide to look in again, and then i fucking post again for some reason.  it's just plain wrong at heart.

PD: it's truly the worst stinking pit of despair and self loathing available, without actually applying electrical tape to your nipples, on the internet.

the difference between you and me is that i don't delete my stupid shit. i own up to it. i also don't troll, so i don't "magically" earn pariah status. however, i also get drunk, and i too believe this is the worst forum ever, the worst forum on the web, AND the worst forum on the net AND internet.

By the way, how do you delete a thread? you see, i posted something that proved how dumb and lazy i am, and now i regret it, but i'm too dumb and lazy to figure out how to delete that damn thread. cn sum1 plz shw mee hao?

[Faust]

We don't allow it. It deletes every post in response to it which is unfair on the people who have responded.
These things die out fairly quickly. If you mean the link to the pd thread, why would you want to delete it, its fun (or was until it descended into shitty contextless memes).

[rubickspoop]

We don't allow it. It deletes every post in response to it which is unfair on the people who have responded.
These things die out fairly quickly. If you mean the link to the pd thread, why would you want to delete it, its fun (or was until it descended into shitty contextless memes).

oh, i don't actually don't want to delete it. i was being a dick to lumberjim, who sounded like a whiny bitch (please let me know if i'm wrong, jim). that kinda turned into making fun of myself. the first four pages are good, i don't want to delete that comic gold.

[Roaring Biscuit!]

i've seen the word "worst" so many times its stopped looking like a real word and I keep thinking you guys are retards who can't spell.

This is unfortunately (for me) not the case.

This truly is the wurst forum (in the world)/(ever).  [delete as applicable]

x

edd

[Cait M. R.]

We don't allow it. It deletes every post in response to it which is unfair on the people who have responded.
These things die out fairly quickly. If you mean the link to the pd thread, why would you want to delete it, its fun (or was until it descended into shitty contextless memes).

oh, i don't actually don't want to delete it. i was being a dick to lumberjim, who sounded like a whiny bitch (please let me know if i'm wrong, jim). that kinda turned into making fun of myself. the first four pages are good, i don't want to delete that comic gold.

Don't worry. lumberjim is worthless in ways you don't even really want to understand. Of course, if you're curious, I recommend finding the SO ARAFAILIS thread, where his stupid shines most brightly.

[rubickspoop]

well, i had a look through the arafelis board, and saw all that creepy shit with regards to nigel.
what a creepy motherfucker. why is he still here?
sorry to bring this up in another thread, but lumberjim started it by posting again.

edit: the worst forum on the internet, the worst forum ever, the worst forum on the net, the worst forum in the world

[Cait M. R.]

Nowhere in sight for "worst forum ever" or "the worst forum ever", NUMBER ONE for "the worst forum on the net", second place for "worst forum on the net", third place for "worst forum on the internet", fourth for "worst forum on the web" and "the worst forum on the web".

So close, for most of them.

[Telarus]

This is really good practice with google-meme-bombing to influence page rank, we should keep that in mind. I recommend also making the phrase a link-back to the forum, such as:

Nowhere in sight for "worst forum ever" or "the worst forum ever", NUMBER ONE for "the worst forum on the net", second place for "worst forum on the net", third place for "worst forum on the internet", fourth for "worst forum on the web" and "the worst forum on the web".

[Cait M. R.]

This is really good practice with google-meme-bombing to influence page rank, we should keep that in mind. I recommend also making the phrase a link-back to the forum, such as:

Nowhere in sight for "worst forum ever" or "the worst forum ever", NUMBER ONE for "the worst forum on the net", second place for "worst forum on the net", third place for "worst forum on the internet", fourth for "worst forum on the web" and "the worst forum on the web".

Yes, I'll do that from now on.

[Cetaphobia]

I don't even know how to accurately explain how much Principiadiscordia.com sucks. It is truly  the worst forum on the web. If  Principiadiscordia.com were a country, I would hope Barack Obama would bomb the shit out of it. I don't know why other people don't know that it is  the worst forum on the net.

[Cramulus]

After we've got the rank, if we edit our posts ITT to make it look like we're complaining about the forum, will we lose that rank?

At the very least, the OP should be transformed into a magnificent tirade.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

After we've got the rank, if we edit our posts ITT to make it look like we're complaining about the forum, will we lose that rank?

At the very least, the OP should be transformed into a magnificent tirade.

I like this idea. Especially if we can be convincing enough that new people who have a problem with us join in.