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iason on rampage first jacko now farrah

Started by fomenter, June 26, 2009, 12:16:35 AM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

#15
June 26, 2009, 07:44:12 AM
Do ya really wanna go hand to hand with me?

I mean I'm liable to smear you with my own feces.

Feces man, feces.

Sister_Gothique

#16
June 26, 2009, 11:34:00 AM Last Edit: June 26, 2009, 11:42:05 AM by Sister_Gothique
It's a bad time to be an aging celebrity. Gah, it seems like the past couple years they've been dropping like flies. Dom Deluis passed not too long ago, too. The great Page went earlier in the year.

It's a fucking epidemic. Roger?! What would Tegra and Bunny do??


Edit: Oh, and don't let me forget David Carradine. Homoerotic asphyxiation for the win.  :oops:
I'm the new "God's Will"...Soon it'll be, "Oh, I can't be held accountable for THAT, Sister Gothique made me do it!"

Cain

#17
June 26, 2009, 12:13:49 PM
OK, two dead means one is left.  Celebrity deaths always come in threes.

AFK

#18
June 26, 2009, 12:45:17 PM
Well, Ed McMahon, Jonny Carson's sidekick, did kick the bucket a couple of days earlier. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Wizard

#19
June 26, 2009, 01:58:10 PM
So who else has Iason murdered? Bruce Lee? Captain America? Jesus?
Insanity we trust.

Cain

#20
June 26, 2009, 02:02:20 PM
Everyone needs to keep Googling "is michael jackson dead?" on Google.  Its already triggered their DOS attack defence system, due to the volume of searches.  Today could be the day we take down Google!

LMNO

#21
June 26, 2009, 02:04:44 PM
Take down google?

Yes!



DEATH TO ALL FALSE GODS!

Darth Cupcake

#22
June 26, 2009, 02:35:22 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 26, 2009, 12:13:49 PM
OK, two dead means one is left.  Celebrity deaths always come in threes.

I wonder if celebrities slowly get more and more paranoid as the first one, then two celebrities die. As the wait for the third is drawn out, they all start slowly going insane.

Then the third dies and they all breathe these huge sighs of relief and have a fucking huge party. "WE DID NOT DIE! WOOOOOOO!"

...And then three more celebrities die in fallout from the party. And so on. It's a vicious cycle.





That would be wonderful.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

LMNO

#23
June 26, 2009, 02:37:41 PM
Carradine
McMahon
Fawcett
Jackson


...


So, two more need to die.  Bets, place your bets!

Suu

#24
June 26, 2009, 02:48:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 26, 2009, 02:37:41 PM
Carradine
McMahon
Fawcett
Jackson


...


So, two more need to die.  Bets, place your bets!

Spears
Lohan
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LMNO

#25
June 26, 2009, 02:50:39 PM
Lohan makes sense.


But Britney can't die, she has to star in the Holocaust movie!

Darth Cupcake

#26
June 26, 2009, 03:33:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 26, 2009, 02:50:39 PM
Lohan makes sense.


But Britney can't die, she has to star in the Holocaust movie!

Snuff film?
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Cain

#27
June 26, 2009, 03:36:35 PM
If she died during filming, she'd be like the next Heath Ledger, and get an Oscar.

Thus confirming how meaningless and devoid of worth industry wankfests like the Oscars are.  I therefore approve.

Pariah

#28
June 26, 2009, 04:57:42 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 26, 2009, 02:02:20 PM
Everyone needs to keep Googling "is michael jackson dead?" on Google.  Its already triggered their DOS attack defence system, due to the volume of searches.  Today could be the day we take down Google!

I hear there were so many tweets about Michael Jackson it crashed twitter's servers for a while.
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
June 26, 2009, 10:48:59 PM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on June 26, 2009, 11:34:00 AM
Roger?! What would Tegra and Bunny do??

Die prematurely, it seems.   :lulz:
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