TV Tropes, I hate you so much....

[The Wizard]

Here are some choice pieces of crap for observation:

"Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!"

Then I herd someone shooting angrily.

Draco and Vampire came to contort me

"But you have to tell me why your being all erective."

made cool tears down my feces

I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped.

And that's just from what you guys quoted.  

[LMNO]

I laffed statistically. I tok some photons of him and Snap bing torqued.

[Jenne]

You guys wouldn't last long in my line of work.    I get worse than this everyday, all day.

[Kai]

I laffed statistically. I tok some photons of him and Snap bing torqued.

*dies*

"I tok some photons of him and Snap bing torqued" is now a meme. 

[Iason Ouabache]

You guys wouldn't last long in my line of work.    I get worse than this everyday, all day.

Pics or it didn't happen!!!!

[Rumckle]

I love how the main character's name is even spelt incorrectly at time.

Especially when it is TaEbony.

Either it is a troll, or Tara's keyboard doesn't have a backspace.

[rubickspoop]

This is, by far, the most amazing satirical work I've ever seen. After some muffled laughter and streaming tears, I had to dive in. I just finished the first two chapters. FULL of  . Whoever wrote this beautiful work is a very smart, very dedicated saint. I hereby canonize the author of my immortal saint frantic salad, patron saint of satirical writers.

[Roaring Biscuit!]

 

althou reading this is a little like hitting mself in da face with a birck wall.

[Raphaella]

  I love/hate you all right now

[Kai]

This is, by far, the most amazing satirical work I've ever seen. After some muffled laughter and streaming tears, I had to dive in. I just finished the first two chapters. FULL of  . Whoever wrote this beautiful work is a very smart, very dedicated saint. I hereby canonize the author of my immortal saint frantic salad, patron saint of satirical writers.

So, you think its satire and not the real deal?

[LMNO]

If only so I don't lose all hope for humanity's future, yes.

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

Being someone who reads a lot of fanfiction (a lot of really bad stuff as well, including on occasion stuff written by people who do not appear to be writing in their native language -- or a language they know) I would have to say this *has* to be parody. This is way beyond the worst fanfiction I have read.

[Cain]

If you want good fanfiction, by the way, there is an excellent House novella where Princeton Plains Hospital is overrun by zombies.  Apart from House strangely referring to Wilson as "Jimmie", something I have never seen him do in the series, the character is perfect.

Especially when he's cracking jokes while killing zombie toddlers with a sledgehammer.

[rubickspoop]

This is, by far, the most amazing satirical work I've ever seen. After some muffled laughter and streaming tears, I had to dive in. I just finished the first two chapters. FULL of  . Whoever wrote this beautiful work is a very smart, very dedicated saint. I hereby canonize the author of my immortal saint frantic salad, patron saint of satirical writers.

So, you think its satire and not the real deal?

Being someone who reads a lot of fanfiction (a lot of really bad stuff as well, including on occasion stuff written by people who do not appear to be writing in their native language -- or a language they know) I would have to say this *has* to be parody. This is way beyond the worst fanfiction I have read.

I read a lot of fanfic for the comedy of people with few language skills and little creativity trying their hand at creative writing. While there is some hilarious shit out there, this takes the shit cake. It's definitely parody.

BTW: if you like this kinda shit:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5121419/1/Strangers_part_1 This one made me lol

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

Going through at a glance, these three pretty much defined "good fanfiction" for me:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4077113/1/A_Question_of_Accuracy
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3886999/1/Shinji_and_Warhammer40k
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3035048/1/Dissonance

On the low end, you've got some stuff that may be worse than My Immortal but merely gets to the So Bad Its Horrible level. It will take time for me to find any of that that isn't satire but is a good example.

That said, there is a very wide middle space that is merely mediocre, and there is a lot that falls just short of 'good'.