WingNutDaily's Idiotic Article of the Day

[Iason Ouabache]

Janet Porter is pulling out the "nucular option":

http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=111349

Congress has tuned out the town halls and record-breaking tea parties. They've turned a deaf ear to our switchboard-jamming calls and deleted our e-mails.

All the while, socialized medicine is on a fast track to ration our health care and bill us for baby killing. Cap-and-trade has already passed the House to tax us for driving to work and heating our homes. Thought-crime legislation is sitting in a conference committee threatening to Criminalize Christianity. And more trillion-dollar spending bills are on the way.

How can we possibly fight all these attacks effectively with a Congress that isn't listening?

I believe we've found a way.

What is it that members of Congress care about most? It's not their hostile agenda. It's not even their liberal leaders. The three things members of Congress care about most are: 1) getting re-elected, 2) getting re-elected, and 3) getting re-elected.

That's nice, but we can't wait until 2010 – if they keep going at this rate, we may not have a country or any freedoms left to protect.

It's time for a "nuclear option" of our own. We must deliver a message they can't ignore on the issue they care about most: keeping their jobs.

That "nuclear option" is officially launched. I announced it at the How to Take Back America Conference to hundreds in a sold-out crowd in St. Louis and to a hundred thousand watching online. We are going to put Congress on notice with a personalized pink slip delivered to their door by Fed Ex.

With one click of a button we can now send all 535 members of the U.S. House and Senate a personalized pink slip – reminding them that they work for you. They'll also get the message that if they vote for government health care, cap-trade, hate crimes, or any more spending, their "real pink slip" will be issued in the next election. Signed by you, their employer. It also asks them to write and inform us of what they intend to do.

Oh noes!!! She is going to give them a piece of paper! Everyone run!!!!

[Cain]

Would that be the same take back America conference where Mike Huckabee came up with the ever so practical idea of cutting the UN headquarters off from the mainstream USA and somehow towing it to Saudi Arabia?

This is a rhetorical question by the way, of course it is.  Great job Janet Porter, I'm sure if your group keeps repackaging the same tired and old issues in new hysterical and impractical packaging, then you're sure to win back Congress.  Almost certainly.

[LMNO]

They should have hired Ben Mack.  I'm sure he would have come up with some amazing marketing plan.

[Iason Ouabache]

Would that be the same take back America conference where Mike Huckabee came up with the ever so practical idea of cutting the UN headquarters off from the mainstream USA and somehow towing it to Saudi Arabia?

One and the same. Right Wing Watch did a good job covering the conference with lots of video. From that conference we learned that Obama is an evil dictator that is an "enemy of humanity" and wants to reenact slavery. And that we should abolish Medicare and Medicaid. And if a government employee tries to give you a vaccine to stop a swine flu epidemic then it is ok to shoot them.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/category/subjects/how-take-back-america-conference

This is a rhetorical question by the way, of course it is.  Great job Janet Porter, I'm sure if your group keeps repackaging the same tired and old issues in new hysterical and impractical packaging, then you're sure to win back Congress.  Almost certainly.

You underestimate the number of raving loons we have in this country. Remember that we elected Bush twice.

[Iason Ouabache]

IMPEACH! IMPEACH! IMPEACH!
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http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=112098

A political activist who was behind the famous Willie Horton advertisement that left Gov. Michael Dukakis' candidacy for president floundering and was among the first to sound the alarm on the need for Bill Clinton's impeachment says the United States is collapsing around its citizens right now, but there is a defense.

"Make no mistake. We're now in the middle of a bloodless coup – the takeover of an entire nation by the hate-America crowd – a cold-blooded gang that despises America's prosperity, our standing in the world, our trust in God and our generosity and goodness," says political activist Floyd Brown in a post on the new Impeach Obama Campaign website.

His suggested defense is nothing more or less than a strike at the emperor, plans which are detailed on the website.

"Like so many on the far-left before him, going all the way back to Karl Marx, he [Obama] believes that it's his mission to promote 'equality of outcome' over 'equality of opportunity' even if Americans must learn to live in chains to make it happen," Brown said. "That worldview makes Barack Hussein Obama a very dangerous man and one of the greatest threats to your personal liberty today."

Brown said that view also explains why Obama "has already gobbled-up major banks and why the government now controls more and more of our money – yours and mine. And if you wake up one day to discover you're broke, don't be surprised. Barack Hussein Obama is Bernie Madoff with the political power of the presidency at his disposal."

"That dangerous worldview explains why his attorney general, Eric Holder, despises the 2nd Amendment... And that dangerous worldview explains why Obama intends to take away your freedom to choose your own doctor .... Your own treatment," he said.

Brown said the only one solution to the problem he described as a "monomaniac."

"Article I, Section 4 of the Constitution reads: 'The President, Vice President and all civil officers of the United States, shall be removed from office on impeachment for, and conviction of, treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors.'"

According to the Impeach Obama Campaign, Obama already has:

    * Lied to the American people when he said people could keep private insurance, knowing full well that his legislation would inevitably drive private insurers out of business.

    * Vindictively fired Inspector General Gerald Walpin, who investigated Kevin Johnson, a buddy of the president, for misuse of funds from an AmeriCorps grant.

    * Supervised the effective takeover by government of banks, the largest insurance company (AIG), and General Motors (GM) and Chrysler... the bulk of the U.S. auto industry, thus depriving bondholders, shareholders, and others of their property.

    * Pursued cap-and-trade legislation. It would in a manner of speaking tax the very air people exhale and give the government unprecedented control over the economy and American businesses.

    * Added a trillion dollars to the national debt in just a handful of weeks.

    * Appointed "Czars" to oversee everything from the closing of Guantanamo to the nation's food.

    * And finally, Obama has consistently refused to approve the release of his actual birth certificate, college transcripts and his medical records.

They took every single shitty right-wing talking point, smashed them together and think that that will be enough to throw him out of office.  It would probably help them if any of those were actually a "high crime" or a misdemeanor.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The only thing I like about The Smiler is how much these nutjobs hate him.

[Iason Ouabache]

The only thing I like about The Smiler is how much these nutjobs hate him.

The are starting to sound like a broken record already. If you want to know what tomorrow's talking points are going to be just look at what Obama is doing today, then think of the most batshit insane excuse for not liking what he is doing. Boom! That's what tomorrow's WND looks like.

For instance, last night there was a big astronomy part at the White House. Obvious right wing talking point: "Obama is trying to indoctrinate our children with the evil idea that the universe is older than 6000 years old!"

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The only thing I like about The Smiler is how much these nutjobs hate him.

The are starting to sound like a broken record already. If you want to know what tomorrow's talking points are going to be just look at what Obama is doing today, then think of the most batshit insane excuse for not liking what he is doing. Boom! That's what tomorrow's WND looks like.

For instance, last night there was a big astronomy part at the White House. Obvious right wing talking point: "Obama is trying to indoctrinate our children with the evil idea that the universe is older than 6000 years old!"

And thanks to NCLB and Faith-Based initiatives, this is only to get funnier in 10 years.

[Bruno]

Was researching making soymilk and tofu and came across this.

Soy is making kids 'gay'

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327

[Requia ☣]

Soy is a health food?

I thought it was a horrible junk food addition that makes the shit even more fattening and addictive.   

[Bruno]

I guess it depends on your definition of health food, and what you compare it to. It is used as cheap filler in a lot of foods, but I don't know that it is bad for you per se.

[Iason Ouabache]

Was researching making soymilk and tofu and came across this.

Soy is making kids 'gay'

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327

Yeah, that one is a classic. Stuff like that tempts me to turn off AdBlock when I'm on their site so I can see all the shit that they advertise. Then I remember how horrific it would be to see Ann Coulter's face everywhere.

[Requia ☣]

Was researching making soymilk and tofu and came across this.

Soy is making kids 'gay'

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327

Yeah, that one is a classic. Stuff like that tempts me to turn off AdBlock when I'm on their site so I can see all the shit that they advertise. Then I remember how horrific it would be to see Ann Coulter's face everywhere.

The text ads are:

A Soy Nutritional Drink
A delicious way to enjoy the many health benefits of soy nutrition.

Soy Myths About Children
Learn About the Positive Effect Soy is Having on Health Issues Today

Soy really does have estrogen though, I can't see how that would make somebody gay, and it isn't feminizing except in very large dosages, but it encourages fat growth and can have weird effects on people's behavior.

[Jenne]

The only thing I like about The Smiler is how much these nutjobs hate him.

The are starting to sound like a broken record already. If you want to know what tomorrow's talking points are going to be just look at what Obama is doing today, then think of the most batshit insane excuse for not liking what he is doing. Boom! That's what tomorrow's WND looks like.

For instance, last night there was a big astronomy part at the White House. Obvious right wing talking point: “Obama is trying to indoctrinate our children with the evil idea that the universe is older than 6000 years old!”

And thanks to NCLB and Faith-Based initiatives, this is only to get funnier in 10 years.

They're "dropping" NCLB, as a catchword, etc.  Interestingly enough.  I forget what the dude on The Daily Show said was the "new replacement"--this is Obama's Ed Czar I'm talking about--but it was kinda funny the way he smirked as he said it.

[Iason Ouabache]

ZOMG! An Obama nominee once said something positive about polygamy!!!

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=112002

President Obama's nominee to become commissioner for the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission signed a manifesto praising polygamy and arguing traditional marriage should not be privileged above other forms of union.

Chai Feldblum, an outspoken homosexual rights activist and Georgetown University law professor, is a signatory to an online petition entitled "Beyond Same-Sex Marriage: A New Strategic Vision For All Our Families and Relationships."

The organization defines itself as "a diverse group of nearly twenty LGBT and queer activists [who] came together to discuss marriage and family politics as they exist in the United States today."

The manifesto, first noticed by the Catholic News Agency, calls for a "new vision" for securing governmental and private institutional recognition of "diverse kinds of partnerships."

Among the stated "partnerships" the petition seeks to protect is "households in which there is more than one conjugal partner."

The petition laments what it claims are conservative attempts to push for "abstinence-only sex education, stringent divorce laws, coercive marriage promotion policies directed toward women on welfare, and attacks on reproductive freedom."

Looks like someone hasn't read their Bible. Polygamy is traditional marriage. Just ask King David or Solomon.