WingNutDaily's Idiotic Article of the Day

[Iason Ouabache]

Sarah Palin: Birther

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=117956

The public is "rightfully" making questions about Barack Obama's eligibility to be president into an issue, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin declared yesterday.

"Would you make the birth certificate an issue if you ran?" Palin was asked in an interview on the Rusty Humphries national radio show.

"I think the public rightfully is still making it an issue. I don't have a problem with that. I don't know if I would have to bother to make it an issue, because I think that members of the electorate still want answers," she replied.

Humphries asked: "Do you think it's a fair question to be looking at?"

"I think it's a fair question, just like I think past association and past voting records – all of that is fair game," Palin said. "The McCain-Palin campaign didn't do a good enough job in that area."

Palin said it was legitimate to question Obama's eligibility, referring to "the weird conspiracy theory freaky thing that people talk about that Trig isn't my real son – 'You need to produce his birth certificate, you need to prove that he's your kid,' which we have done.

"Maybe we can reverse that, and use the same [inaudible] thinking on the other one," she added.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

 

[Cain]

So because Andrew Sullivan (the commie!) and some Daily Kos diarist think her daughter might really be her grandaughter, its OK for OVER 50% OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY to suggest Obama is a Kenyan terrorist.

That is basically Palin's point.

Damn I cant wait to start her book.

[AFK]

Now that she doesn't have Steve Schmidt keeping a lid on things, it's ALL coming out.  

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Now that she doesn't have Steve Schmidt keeping a lid on things, it's ALL coming out.  

Ain't it cool?   

[AFK]

So, since the guy Huckabee let off the hook went and killed those police officers, it would make perfect timing for Fox to give him the heave ho and give Sarah a show.  Please, oh please!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So, since the guy Huckabee let off the hook went and killed those police officers, it would make perfect timing for Fox to give him the heave ho and give Sarah a show.  Please, oh please!

It's the only thing I can think of that would make this shit funnier.

[Iason Ouabache]

Ok, most of this article is just "GAYS!!!!!1!!!1 " But this one line is really really interesting:

http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=116595

In fact, I think Christians are the new Negro – but that's an issue for a follow-up column.

I can't wait for that column. I want to hear all about this new opressed majority.

Ask and you shall receive.

http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=118459

Today, my constitutional right of freedom of religion is being eroded again by laws such as the Hate Crimes Bill and repeated attacks by the politically correct crowd. Threats that came along as a result of an African American wanting to get out from under Jim Crow laws were formidable and scary and designed to keep African Americans quiet. The same thing is happening to Christians today.

That's right.  Not letting Christians beat the shit out of homosexuals violates their freedom of religion.

Another way secular society is trying to control Christians is by the fallacy of the separation of church and state. That establishment clause was intended to protect the church from the state, not to keep the church from participating in the state. Christians' ignorance of the meaning of the establishment clause has allowed us to be controlled just like the African Americans were in the 1950s and '60s.

This doesn't sound like a Wall of Separation so much as a door that one side can open anytime they want but the other can't.

Many may question why I'm writing this article because they can't see the fight in our society and world concerning the overt attack on Judeo-Christian values.

If you don't believe one could be attacked for their stand on Judeo-Christian beliefs alone, take the case of Miss California, Carrie Prejean. Look at her refusal to compromise her Christian values. She has been vilified, demonized and lost her title simply because of her constitutional right to freedom of religion. What is so encouraging is that she will not compromise; she will not give up her values and would rather please God than take what the world has to offer her.

I didn't realize that making solo sex tapes was now a Christian value. I need to go to church more often, obviously.

Sarah Palin is another example.

The politically correct crowd has a very difficult time dealing with Sarah because of who she is. Mrs. Palin is a pro-life, pro-gun, pro-traditional marriage, pro-hunting, white, conservative, Christian male who happened to have been born a woman! The politically correct crowd knows exactly what to do with a white male with those attributes, but a woman?

She is the perfect picture of the politically correct woman – strong, beautiful, able to both buy and fry the bacon, take care of the family, run an entire state and still take care of her baby. But because of who she is, and because she does not subscribe to politically correct thinking, she has been attacked for no other reason than her Judeo-Christian values, just as African Americans were attacked for no other reason than their skin color.

No, people attack Sarah Palin for being an ignorant hick who has a tendency to lie her ass off and quit when the going gets tough. She isn't qualified to run a Dairy Queen.

If you still don't think Christians are being attacked for our beliefs, consider Pastor Ake Green in Sweden and Pastor Stephen Boisson in Canada and many other men of God around the world who have been jailed and had their non-profit status threatened because they dare to call homosexuality a sin.

Uh... both of those guys were acquitted and neither spent any time in jail. You are still allowed to call homosexuals subhuman scum that want to destroy all children in every country in the world AFAIK.

The sad commentary is many Christians have backed off our God-given responsibility to tell the truth because secular society has deemed the truth "political." Marriage is a church issue,

No, marriage is a legal issue seeing as it is a contract.

pornography is a church issue,

Nope, that's free speech.

homosexuality is a church issue

Yes, we know. You hate the gays..

and divorce is a church issue

Ooh, yes! Let's see you back the divorce ban in California. That would really protect the sanctity of marriage.

The problem is, as soon as the secular elites named them political, the evangelical church – especially the white evangelical church – retreated and held up the cowardly white flag.

You dumbasses are the one that decided to make everything political in the 70s because you got power hungry. What ever happened to "Render unto Caesar?"

How about the wonderful greeting, "Happy Holidays!"? Department stores are afraid to put up signs with the word "Christmas" on them. Don't mistakenly think this is anything new. Secular society began taking Christ out of Christmas when they started calling it "Xmas" – and we let it happen.

You dumbass! Christians are the one that started the tradition of writing it Xmas. It's been around since at least the early 1800s and it meant to pay homage to the Chi Rho christogram. Shouldn't the senior pastor of a church be trained in stuff like this?

In my wonderful state of Washington just last year, Gov. Christine Gregoire and the state legislators allowed an Atheist Manifesto to be put up right next to the Nativity scene of our Lord Jesus Christ! I have to say straightforward: the state of Washington is the armpit of the United States, and our lovely legislators are supplying the odiferous scent to the armpit.

Oh noes! The government treated other religion equally. How stinky of them!!!

The only difference between Christians and African Americans is that Christians put up with this intolerance while standing behind the false disguise of humility and love. We are obsessed with showing the world our love when our primary job is to tell them the truth. The Bible does not say, "Sensitivity shall set you free." It says, "The truth shall set you free." Are we not the truth-tellers?

When are we as believers, like the African Americans that came before us, going to say, enough is enough? No more "separate but equal!" Our battle cry is "We are the salt of the earth, onward Christian soldiers and to God be the glory! For in unity we will stand and we will not be stopped!

What a whiner! If he wants to see real intolerance he should try some street preaching in Saudi Arabia. Let's see how long he makes it.

[AFK]

What a fruit-loop.

[Iason Ouabache]

A quick run down of their top 10 stories of the year:

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=119774

1. Czar wars - Lies about Van Jones, Cass Sunstein, and Kevin Jennings

2. U.S. Border Patrol Agents Ignacio Ramos and Jose Compean - Because it is heroic to shoot a guy in the butt.

3. Is Barack Obama constitutionally eligible to serve as president? - BIRTHER MADNESS!!!

4. "Where's the birth certificate?" - Uh... isn't this the same as #3?

5. Department of Homeland Security vs. "right-wing extremists" - Wingnuts only like profiling when it is done to brown people.

6. Something in the air - Teabaggers yelling at random people!

7. Miss California Carrie Prejean - How have her sex tapes not been leaked to the internet yet? C'mon people!

8. The "pink-slips" campaign - I guarantee no one outside of WND even cares about this stupid waste of paper.

9. Michael Savage banned in Britain - Now, if only we could get him banned here...

10. Muslim Mafia - People pull an ACORN-like sting on CAIR. No one ends up CAIRing.

[Thurnez Isa]

wow nothing about communism and health care
strange...

[Pariah]

I have to say straightforward: the state of Washington is the armpit of the United States,

I wonder if he says that to his congregation every Sunday in Kirkland, WA

I'm sure they all love having their state called the armpit of the country. Especially from this asshole coming from Alabama.

[Iason Ouabache]

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=120712

Since the end of World War II, I contend that we have an even more wicked, incorrigible enemy that Western civilization must fight, but unlike Hitler's conspicuous legions of Brownshirts and SS shock troops goose-stepping in front of the Reichstag, this enemy of modern times, this Liberal-Muslim Axis has as its greatest weapon deception, lies and Machiavellian tactics. They hide in the halls of Congress , the White House, the courts, behind 501(c)(3) organizations. The Muslim Axis powers hide behind Allah, Muhammad, the Quran, women's burqas, among civilians; inside Mosques, caves and desolate places in the mountains of Pakistan, Afghanistan, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, as well as inside the halls of power in England, France and America.

Conventional wisdom tells us that the greatest trick of the devil was to make everyone believe that he doesn't exist. Likewise, the greatest trick of the Liberal-Muslim Axis is to maneuver and wield vast religious, political and economic power without alerting people who they really are.

[Cain]

I saw this via Twitter, earlier in the day.

Basically, Muslims and liberals are everywhere, including under your bed and in your worst nightmares.  And they do LIBERAL-MUSLIMY THINGS INSIDE YOUR HEAD.

[Kai]

I saw this via Twitter, earlier in the day.

Basically, Muslims and liberals are everywhere, including under your bed and in your worst nightmares.  And they do LIBERAL-MUSLIMY THINGS INSIDE YOUR HEAD.

Billy was having these aching nightmares recently. In his dreams, Muslims and liberals were everywhere, under his bed, in his closet, and they were taking over his mind. He would wake up in a cold sweat, chest heaving, sick to his stomach.

After several weeks of this, he went to his parents and told them about his nightmares. He told them that the Muslims and liberals were invading his mind, and he didn't know what to do. His parents told him, "But Billy, you ARE a Liberal-Muslim."

And then Billy was a Liberal-Muslim.