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Musical Atrocities

Started by Sister_Gothique, July 04, 2009, 01:52:09 PM

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Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

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Cocker's stage-invasion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upbbz_Eyq4Q . From http://music.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=310994 :

Quote from: Jarvis CockerMy actions were are form of protest at the way Michael Jackson sees himself as some kind of Christ-like figure with the power of healing. The music industry allows him to indulge his fantasies because of his wealth and power.

:? Cannot say whether this is representative of Cocker's views these days.
"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009

Sir Squid Diddimus


PopeTom

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I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Messier Undertree

Anything from bands who are all male with shoulder-length hair and were formed sometime in the past 10 years, especially if they have "The" at the start of their name.

BigBadCalla

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo&feature=related

Maybe these kids should've waited a few years to hone their skills before getting into music...
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Bruno

Quote from: BigBadCalla on July 05, 2009, 05:23:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo&feature=related

Maybe these kids should've waited a few years to hone their skills before getting into music...

Uh oh. If you're playing that card, I'm gonna have to break out some Old Skull.

No musical skills? Try punk!


Old Skull - Homeless

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtEmcruWTso
Formerly something else...

Cain

Quote from: Malachite on July 05, 2009, 03:16:41 AM
Anything from bands who are all male with shoulder-length hair and were formed sometime in the past 10 years, especially if they have "The" at the start of their name.

"The Discordian Society"

http://www.myspace.com/discordiansociety

Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009

Sir Squid Diddimus


Sister_Gothique

Quote from: PopeTom on July 05, 2009, 03:02:58 AM
4b-4 - "Get Down"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97CtEReZEaQ

How did this get to page two w/o Tommy Seebach?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFGzGfym-7Y
I'm a little surprised of that, myself. I was trying to forget the damn thing.....though, the look on the Reverend's face when I introduced him to it was amazing. Payback for all the horrible things I've seen!
I'm the new "God's Will"...Soon it'll be, "Oh, I can't be held accountable for THAT, Sister Gothique made me do it!"

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Suu

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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

PROTIP:  A drum machine really isn't a suitable replacement for an actual band playing real instruments. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.