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Started by Sister_Gothique, July 04, 2009, 01:52:09 PM

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Sister_Gothique

July 04, 2009, 01:52:09 PM Last Edit: July 04, 2009, 01:54:26 PM by Sister_Gothique
Well, I was apparently trying to give myself a brain hemorrhage earlier, looking up these godawful music videos. So, I ask you to share your worst; your musical abortions, if you will....be it horrible lyrically, an eyesore of a video or some unholy combination of the two..


Here's a gem I found yesterday morning. It has twins, bad teeth, bad dancing, bad lyrics and shiny hot-pants...what more could you want?
"Touch my bum; this is life"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX3S1f_7dI4&feature=channel_page
I'm the new "God's Will"...Soon it'll be, "Oh, I can't be held accountable for THAT, Sister Gothique made me do it!"

Bruno

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July 04, 2009, 02:47:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7rG9n684-w

The Residents - Constantinople

Big fat naked guy falling out of the sky w/ gratuitous crotch shots.
Black skullfaced guy presenting you corn.
Singing disembodied disfigured head.
Formerly something else...

Cain

#2
July 04, 2009, 04:34:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bINYgVtRVjU

A lost love affair, ancient Egypt, pyramids and skies on fire, a young queen, magic, the afterlife, Anubis, the Underworld, Vampires....apparently.  Also shitty, atonal singing.

I'd like to point out the Cheeky Girls were very popular in the UK, and an MP dated one of them.  Or was it both?  Then again, how would he know?

Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

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July 04, 2009, 04:39:43 PM Last Edit: July 04, 2009, 04:42:05 PM by Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard
Quote from: Cain on July 04, 2009, 04:34:08 PM
I'd like to point out the Cheeky Girls were very popular in the UK, and an MP dated one of them.  Or was it both?  Then again, how would he know?

Paddy "Nine-And-A-Half Seconds" Ashdown.
Nick "No-More-Than-Thirty" Clegg.
Lembit "Check-For-Your-Name" Opik.

What is it with these Lib Dems?
"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009

Cain

#4
July 04, 2009, 04:40:42 PM
Its a party of sex-machines.

Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

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July 04, 2009, 04:43:18 PM Last Edit: July 04, 2009, 05:02:10 PM by Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on July 04, 2009, 01:52:09 PM
"Touch my bum; this is life"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX3S1f_7dI4&feature=channel_page

Do I recall correctly that their mother wrote that song?

Quote from: Cain on July 04, 2009, 04:40:42 PM
Its a party of sex-machines.

Mark "(That's quite enough. –Ed)" Oaten...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIJHaQ8EGn0  The more I watch this video, the more I'm appalled by it.
"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009

Cain

#6
July 04, 2009, 05:00:41 PM
I thought she made their costumes, but she might have written the song too.

Oaten is the exception that proves the rule.

Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

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July 04, 2009, 05:18:20 PM Last Edit: July 04, 2009, 05:23:50 PM by Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGoWtY_h4xo  was so out of touch with the associated film, which Alan Rickman just about managed to salvage by turning it into a comedy.

Quote from: Cain on July 04, 2009, 05:00:41 PM
I thought she made their costumes, but she might have written the song too.

Yep, composer credit is for cheeky-mum, Margaret Irimia [1].

Quote from: Cain on July 04, 2009, 05:00:41 PM
Oaten is the exception that proves the rule.

From back before someone deleted all the funny stuff from Uncyclopedia: http://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/Charles_Kennedy

[1] http://allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=33:djfqxbtrldje
"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009

Sir Squid Diddimus

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July 04, 2009, 05:53:37 PM

Suu

#9
July 04, 2009, 08:09:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA5GkLM5C7M

Finnish disco wins it ALL.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Thurnez Isa

#10
July 04, 2009, 08:15:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp_PIjc2ga4



oh wait this is the BEST video ever
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

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July 04, 2009, 10:38:26 PM Last Edit: July 04, 2009, 10:40:13 PM by Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 04, 2009, 08:15:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp_PIjc2ga4

Since this thread is all about musical atrocities, I should point out that since the mid-1950s, 20–30 have been perpetrated across Europe and near-Asia on an annual basis.
"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009

Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

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July 04, 2009, 10:44:52 PM
Quote from: Squid on July 04, 2009, 10:39:20 PM
Quote from: Squid on July 04, 2009, 05:53:37 PM
Quote from: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on July 04, 2009, 04:43:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIJHaQ8EGn0  The more I watch this video, the more I'm appalled by it.

Why?

No specific reason other than it evokes for me a general feeling of disgust and uneasiness, and sympathy for Jarvis Cocker. I cannot quite say why. What I can determine is that this is not due to who the singer is.
"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009

Sir Squid Diddimus

#14
July 04, 2009, 10:53:23 PM
Hmm.
I don't know. I'd never seen the video before (or payed attention to it) but I'd heard the song.
The baby seal made me cringe as well as the elephant, but I see the point he was trying to make.
The strange melody gives it an eerie effect.

I kinda like it? I can't tell. Mixed feelings.
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