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Started by Sister_Gothique, July 04, 2009, 01:52:09 PM

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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: null & void on November 21, 2009, 11:29:31 AM
I know all about them. I have one similar but (IMO) cooler. Bionic Ghost Kids. SERIOUSLY, they are awesome. And with a band name like BIONIC FUCKING GHOST KIDS, how can it be bad?

EDIT: Their best song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMSb_ZQ4jWE

oh, that is GLORIOUS.

also, I love that there's a random giant axolotl in the video.
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I have at least 2 GB of this kind of stuff. My personal guess is closer to 5-10 GB. It's all awesome.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smgVLKoA1sE
Not an atrocity quite so much as Alan Jackson being a giant asshole. Still an atrocity in my book.
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Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 21, 2009, 11:27:38 AM
you oughtta check out Attack Attack!

(exclamation point is part of band's name, not added for emphasis)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5886Nb_psg

be sure to listen all the way through as they switch genres several times, including once that will make you stop and go "...what the FUCK?"

also, I'm pretty sure they're singing about Jesus.

some d-bags I know made a video about this.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f124e266fe/we-hate-music-attack-attack

...but the brokencyde one is funnier
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/107d1b8a51/we-hate-music-brokencyde?rel=player

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Quote from: null & void on November 21, 2009, 11:29:31 AM
I know all about them. I have one similar but (IMO) cooler. Bionic Ghost Kids. SERIOUSLY, they are awesome. And with a band name like BIONIC FUCKING GHOST KIDS, how can it be bad?

EDIT: Their best song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMSb_ZQ4jWE

Thats original in its own disgusting way. I could see this being the next big thing within 3-5 years.
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Given that the current tendency of attention span decrease continues its course.
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#126
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 21, 2009, 11:27:38 AM
you oughtta check out Attack Attack!

(exclamation point is part of band's name, not added for emphasis)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5886Nb_psg

be sure to listen all the way through as they switch genres several times, including once that will make you stop and go "...what the FUCK?"

also, I'm pretty sure they're singing about Jesus.

Gawd, screamo and death metal, now thats something new.

The electro bridge at 2:45 was totally WTF.
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Triple Zero

electro? more like eurotrance :-/

but that's it, from now on let it be known that my love for vocoders expicitly excludes autotuners, damnit. used to be funky, but now it's used by every band that cannot actually sing and supposedly validated cause it's such postpostpostmodern irony to use an autotuner in a musical style that does not fit it in the least.

these chips were designed for shitty trance, god forbit someone with some actual DSP knowledge would be able to alter the algorithm so it actually doesn't clash as much with the sound of the genre as this does.

It's like spareribs with cotton candy.

Sure the contrast is funny or even kind of nteresting, but that kind of goes away if every song uses it.

And btw it's not only this screamo that is guilty of this. Not by far.
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edit: never mind, I will do this properly. stay tuned.
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Triple Zero

AHA!!! NOW IT IS DONE PROPERLY!

BECAUSE I HATE YOU ALL AND YOUR iPODS

ALL TRACKS ITT RIPPED AND CONVERTED TO MP3

http://www.mediafire.com/file/w2xntn0ljll/atrocities.zip

62 TRACKS OF ATROCITY

TRACK 63 IS SOME RETARDED BONUS SHIT I FOUND ON MY HD

HAVE FUN WITH YOUR EARS WHILE THEY STILL LAST
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I'll have to make some room for that.
And maybe I'll dl all the ytmnd soundtracks too.

Triple Zero

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Cain

It's also currently downloading at 0.0 kB/s

Triple Zero

grrrr I don't have that fat of an internet connection anymore, otherwise I'd have put it up at several places, but it took me 1.5 hours to upload this 200mb. is it not working at all?
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It's started, but it's hella slow.  Right now it's 14 kB/s, which translates into roughly 4 hours of downloading.