ITT: easy delicious ways to die

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Chicken Finger Bacon Pizza

A pizza consisting of Thousand Island dressing as the sauce, topped with a family size bag of chicken fingers, a container of bacon bits all smothered in sliced mozzarella cheese.


Dorm Food Casserole

Bottom to top: stuffing, ramen, ground beef, shredded cheese, mac and cheese, ramen, shredded cheese, garlic mashed potatoes, shredded cheese, bread crumbs, all topped with sliced onions and pound of bacon.

Just looking at this stuff makes half of me gag and the other half just stares with delight, wanding, wonderment, watery eyes, etc...

Oh look, it's almost healthy.. but 100% cute

Spam Musubi

Rice, seaweed and Spam.

[Richter]

 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Did I seriously try to use "wanding" as a word?
Fuck. I wasn't even drinking.

But now I don't remember what it should have been. Coulda been anything. CAR.

Ah delicious delicious crap.

[AFK]

I think I just got a clot in a blood vessel in my eye. 

[Richter]

Some part of me sort of wants, just for the caloric value, the rest of me wants to scream and not eat breakfast

[Cainad (dec.)]

Oh look, it's almost healthy.. but 100% cute

Spam Musubi

Rice, seaweed and Spam.

This is disgustingly common in Hawaii (as in, school cafeteria and 7-11s sell them). You're giving me PTSD by making me think about it.

[Kai]

This is disgustingly common in Hawaii (as in, school cafeteria and 7-11s sell them). You're giving me PTSD by making me think about it.

:lulz:Oh Hawai'i and your love for spam...

[East Coast Hustle]

I'm totally going to make the chicken finger and bacon pizza today.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Mork's Dork From Ork

A half pound duck and pork patty, cheddar cheese, seven pieces of maple bacon, sauteed onions and zillion island sauce on a kaiser roll.



Meatbread

Bread infused with ground beef, sausage, and cheese.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Why does that meatbread look so good?   

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I want both of those, honestly.

I'm an awful human.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

meatbread looked interesting. maybe even edible.

the top one made me nauseous.

and spam sushi... cute, yet inedible.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I miss spam.
I might buy some and eat it, just for nostalgia.

Then throw up and cry a lot.

[East Coast Hustle]

Mork's Dork From Ork

A half pound duck and pork patty, cheddar cheese, seven pieces of maple bacon, sauteed onions and zillion island sauce on a kaiser roll.

I came.