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OMFG HARRY POTTER IS OUT THIS WEEK LOLOLOLOLOL

Started by Suu, July 13, 2009, 11:09:11 PM

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Da6s

#15
July 14, 2009, 01:38:13 AM
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

Rumckle

#16
July 14, 2009, 02:00:53 AM
In the words of my friend: "If one more person calls me Hermione fucking Granger I swear to God I will impale them with a particularly blunt kitchen knife."

Also, I'm disappointed wizardcockrub.com isn't a real site
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Dysnomia

#17
July 14, 2009, 02:21:36 AM
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Sir Squid Diddimus

#18
July 14, 2009, 07:25:31 AM
I'm totally going now.
Because of that last picture.

AFK

#19
July 14, 2009, 01:26:38 PM
Yeah, my wife wants to go see it.

Which means of course....

...Hey, anybody with Swine Flu wanna go hang out sometime soon? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#20
July 14, 2009, 02:40:05 PM
Haha, my entire household is going to see it too.
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Suu

#22
July 14, 2009, 03:01:14 PM
He didn't know that was your GF's name, AI. He's mocking Twilight, not her.
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

P3nT4gR4m

#24
July 14, 2009, 03:04:24 PM
This entire fread make me want to fistfuck a pidgeon.  :argh!:

Harry Potter is shite. There - I've said it. Read a grownup book FFS! Watch a grownup movie FFS! It's a fucking children's story. :x

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#25
July 14, 2009, 03:10:34 PM
damn. now I want to fistfuck a pidgeon, too. :argh!::1fap:
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#26
July 14, 2009, 03:30:16 PM

Cain

#27
July 14, 2009, 04:09:42 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 14, 2009, 03:04:24 PM
This entire fread make me want to fistfuck a pidgeon.  :argh!:

Harry Potter is shite. There - I've said it. Read a grownup book FFS! Watch a grownup movie FFS! It's a fucking children's story. :x

I think thats an insult to good children's writing, to be honest.

Hodge-podge of every piece of fantasy literature and childrens writing ever + semi-decent characterization =/= a masterpiece of literature.

Goddamn, I need to sign up to the Leaky Cauldron forum and troll some Pottertards.

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#28
July 14, 2009, 04:48:09 PM
Quote from: Broken AI on July 14, 2009, 03:36:16 PM
QuoteHe didn't know that was your GF's name, AI. He's mocking Twilight, not her.

oops! sorry General! internet confusion strikes again!

QuoteHarry Potter is shite. There - I've said it. Read a grownup book FFS! Watch a grownup movie FFS! It's a fucking children's story

NO SHANT!

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!! NUR NUR NEENER NUR NUR!

Not a problem!

AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME, NEITHER!!!!!!!  DURRRRRHUUUURRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::drops to the floor and throws a pottertantrum::




Dysnomia

#29
July 14, 2009, 04:52:42 PM
roomie and I have tickets to one of the midnight showings tomorrow night.   :D
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