Right now...WHAT STIRS YOU TO ANGER?!!!!

[Suu]

Well now that you mention it...

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Apples getting stuck in between my teeth.
I hate that shit.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Pretty much everything. Especially the stupid legislation they have about killing annoying people 

[Corvidia]

Everything. Every fucking thing under the goddamn sun.
More specifically, everyone assumes eReader = kindle. Every fucking thing has to come with umpteen frills--can't I have good sound quality, basic playlist function, and +8gb? Players with these basic features and little more are IMPOSSIBLE to find. I don't WANT the internet on my mp3, or picture shows, or even movies.
Stupidity is contagious. Immerse yourself in stupidity for any reason, and you start to pick it up. The snaggle toothed, inbreeds are like a VIRUS. I come home from work, feeling the dumb in my very soul and I have to find something intelligent to get rid of it. I want to leap across the counter and shake them, asking why Cabela's Dangerous Hunts comes with the notice "the ability to read improves gameplay."
No, seriously, it does. The empty, vacant expression I would get in reply as I shook them just makes me all the madder. Fucking brainless cabbages, signing over their minds because thinking requires effort and energy. God forbid anyone EVER try at anything. They alll would rather just glide along in life like a goddamn kite, shifting in the breeze as they're pulled along by the people who hold the strings. Little shitfaces who hold the strings might just drag their pathetic asses through the sand because they can and no other reason.

Little shitfaces never seem to learn, either (see Goldman Sachs's CEO's (I think?) most recent statement, saying that their business model has not changed in the least/.


Argh, this is going to turn into an angry, exhausted rant that never, ever ends if I don't cut it off here.

[LMNO]

Ok, you want to know what makes me angry?

I like newspapers, I really do.  And the Boston Globe has been known for pretty good reporting.  Leans left, sure, but it tries impartiality.

But $50 for a monthly subscription?  Really?  And then to top it off, YOU GIVE A HALF PAGE OP ED TO SOME DICK FROM THE DISCOVERY INSTITUTE TO ARGUE THE CASE FOR INTELLIGENT DESIGN BECAUSE JEFFERSON WAS A DEIST!?





Fuck this.  Boston.com on my iPhone for here on out.

[Suu]

Having to go back to said work where she is the only server now since the other one quit yesterday.

2 more weeks...
2 more weeks...

Ok, you want to know what makes me angry?

I like newspapers, I really do.  And the Boston Globe has been known for pretty good reporting.  Leans left, sure, but it tries impartiality.

But $50 for a monthly subscription?  Really?  And then to top it off, YOU GIVE A HALF PAGE OP ED TO SOME DICK FROM THE DISCOVERY INSTITUTE TO ARGUE THE CASE FOR INTELLIGENT DESIGN BECAUSE JEFFERSON WAS A DEIST!?





Fuck this.  Boston.com on my iPhone for here on out.

It could be worse. It could be the Providence Journal.

[Suu]

Men.

Yes, fuck you.

BOTH of you.

Also: Job.

[Cramulus]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I'VE BEEN DOING THIS WORK PROJECT SINCE DECEMBER

IT'S DUE IN TWO WEEKS
AND JUST NOW, THE FUCKING SPAGS IN NEW MEXICO TELL ME: "OH YEAH, ONE OTHER THING, YOU NEED TO GO INTO AN XML FILE AND PULL OUT TWO PIECES OF DATA FOR EVERY TEST QUESTION IN THE 12,000 QUESTION SET. AND THERE'S NO WAY TO AUTOMATE IT. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

THEN I GO TO MY BOSSES AND SAY "LISTEN YOU DESSICATED CUNTS, I AM OVERWHELMED BY BEING THE ONLY PERSON WORKING ON THIS MANY-PERSON PROJECT. I NEED HELP FROM PEOPLE WITH ACTUAL TECHNICAL SKILLS, NOT DATA ENTRY GOONS." AND THEY BASICALLY SAID, "YEAH..... WOW, THAT SUCKS, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!"


THEY'RE GOING TO BE LAUGHING OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF THEIR FACE WHEN I GET HIRED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND SLAP A TWO WEEK NOTICE ON THE DESK LIKE I'M DROPPING THE HAMMER ON THE RED BUTTON

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR HAVING THIS ENTIRE PROJECT HINGE ON A SINGLE PART TIME EMPLOPYEE TO WHOM YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE HEALTH INSURANCE

WHAT NOW? EAT DICKS TIMES INFINITY


on the bright side

I'M DRINKIN BEER!

[Cramulus]

wow. General Stuart - this thread rules. Bravo!

[AFK]

Mother Nature

[Richter]

I just covered a salesfuck's ASS while they were out on vacation.  Now they're back, and haven't even checked in about the issue.

Some know how to work with people, others are hurtling into a wreck of their own primadona bullshit attitude.  I don't want them co - responsible for doing the business that pays me.

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wow. General Stuart - this thread rules. Bravo!

FUCK YOUR EARDRUMS!!!!!!!!

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also, what really pisses me off....

Is when you get a nice.....


fresh.........

ICE CREAM CONE................

AND......


IT FUCKING FALLS ON YOUR SHOE!!!!!!

[Requia ☣]

Everything. Every fucking thing under the goddamn sun.
More specifically, everyone assumes eReader = kindle. Every fucking thing has to come with umpteen frills--can't I have good sound quality, basic playlist function, and +8gb? Players with these basic features and little more are IMPOSSIBLE to find. I don't WANT the internet on my mp3, or picture shows, or even movies.

Little shitfaces never seem to learn, either (see Goldman Sachs's CEO's (I think?) most recent statement, saying that their business model has not changed in the least/.

Try the cowon i7 series: http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/507571-REG/iAudio_I7_08RD_I7_08RD_iAudio_7_8.html
Best sound quality in any portable player, (even better with good headphones) pretty basic and the battery lasts a couple days. (fair warning, it won't play AAC files).

And why would Goldman Sachs change its business model?  Looting America bare is still profitable, i mean they scored what, 27 billion in taxpayer money?

[Corvidia]

Everything. Every fucking thing under the goddamn sun.
More specifically, everyone assumes eReader = kindle. Every fucking thing has to come with umpteen frills--can't I have good sound quality, basic playlist function, and +8gb? Players with these basic features and little more are IMPOSSIBLE to find. I don't WANT the internet on my mp3, or picture shows, or even movies.

Little shitfaces never seem to learn, either (see Goldman Sachs's CEO's (I think?) most recent statement, saying that their business model has not changed in the least/.

Try the cowon i7 series: http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/507571-REG/iAudio_I7_08RD_I7_08RD_iAudio_7_8.html
Best sound quality in any portable player, (even better with good headphones) pretty basic and the battery lasts a couple days. (fair warning, it won't play AAC files).

And why would Goldman Sachs change its business model?  Looting America bare is still profitable, i mean they scored what, 27 billion in taxpayer money?

Hmm, thank you, Requia. Hadn't seen that model before, despite all my research.

Also, little shitfaces should have figured out looting America they way they've been doing it will eventually mean there's nothing left. There's only so much money we can hemorrhage before the veins are dry.