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Started by 0, July 14, 2009, 06:40:19 PM

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Bu🤠ns

#45
July 16, 2009, 01:04:44 AM
I put a stop payment on a check but didn't know the number since it was an automated withdrawl.  She says sure,... no problem...i said it's 119 dollars....she said 124....i said, no 119,... okay, she said, 124 ... no, i said 119!!!, okay 124 ...no problem...119 motherfuckign washingtons~! okay, 119.

good, now put a stop payment...okay.

the next day.


check for 119 comes though!! WTF!?!? stop payment amount for .... 124!?!

Sir, once the transaction goes through it's out of our hands.  FUCK YOU.  i want to talk to a manager....

hello? sir can you speak up i can't here you. i'm trying to get my account correct from an error on your end.

hello?

HELLO?!?
hello? i'm speaking as loud as i can.

<more horseshit...>
someone will get back to you in a week.

a week later.

Hi. We want our money back...we pay on time..and have been great customers for over 5 years.
Hi.  We're terribly sorry and we can refund this transaction but we'll have to put a freeze on your account so that capital one (cunts) doesn't try to take it out again. 

<whew> 

....


...

.
OSHI-! Wal-Mart check for 124 dollars is coming through!

FUUUUUUUCK!

Requia ☣

#46
July 16, 2009, 01:07:41 AM
Check your state laws, here at least they have to reverse electronic payments as much as 4 years after it goes through.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

BADGE OF HONOR

#47
July 16, 2009, 08:09:59 AM
FUCKERS WHO SLOW DOWN TO 50 ON THE FREEWAY CAUSE THEIR EXIT IS COMING UP
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Requia ☣

#48
July 16, 2009, 01:39:34 PM
Erm... my bad.  Wait no, my car never gets past 50 in the first place.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

BADGE OF HONOR

#49
July 16, 2009, 05:48:57 PM
It's mostly when I'm getting on at 13th and 80 million people are getting off at 6th, so I get up to speed just in time to slam on my brakes cause some dipshit doesn't understand the concept of going fast.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Rod Stewart

#50
July 16, 2009, 07:29:14 PM
An empty glass!

Pope Pixie Pickle

#51
July 18, 2009, 12:16:07 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on July 14, 2009, 07:06:59 PM
Quote from: The Pariah on July 14, 2009, 07:04:28 PM
NOBODY HAS LOOKED AT MY WOMP!
:sad:


HEY!
I LOOKED AT YOUR COCKADOODY WOMP!

YOU DIDN'T NOTICE THAT I LOOKED AT IT!

THAT'S IT!
YOU'VE STIRRED ME TO ANGER!!!!!!!



other half just giggled at the WOMP.

people who have to talk about everything going thru their head all the fuckin time without taking much time to breathe.

Some people should be more self-editing.

BADGE OF HONOR

#52
July 18, 2009, 04:35:45 PM
People who bitch about every little thing instead of just taking the time to enjoy life.  A particularly bad example has inspired me to become a better person.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

The Good Reverend Roger

#53
July 18, 2009, 04:40:46 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 15, 2009, 09:41:54 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOD

I'VE BEEN DOING THIS WORK PROJECT SINCE DECEMBER

IT'S DUE IN TWO WEEKS
AND JUST NOW, THE FUCKING SPAGS IN NEW MEXICO TELL ME: "OH YEAH, ONE OTHER THING, YOU NEED TO GO INTO AN XML FILE AND PULL OUT TWO PIECES OF DATA FOR EVERY TEST QUESTION IN THE 12,000 QUESTION SET. AND THERE'S NO WAY TO AUTOMATE IT. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

THEN I GO TO MY BOSSES AND SAY "LISTEN YOU DESSICATED CUNTS, I AM OVERWHELMED BY BEING THE ONLY PERSON WORKING ON THIS MANY-PERSON PROJECT. I NEED HELP FROM PEOPLE WITH ACTUAL TECHNICAL SKILLS, NOT DATA ENTRY GOONS." AND THEY BASICALLY SAID, "YEAH..... WOW, THAT SUCKS, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!"


THEY'RE GOING TO BE LAUGHING OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF THEIR FACE WHEN I GET HIRED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND SLAP A TWO WEEK NOTICE ON THE DESK LIKE I'M DROPPING THE HAMMER ON THE RED BUTTON

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR HAVING THIS ENTIRE PROJECT HINGE ON A SINGLE PART TIME EMPLOPYEE TO WHOM YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE HEALTH INSURANCE

WHAT NOW? EAT DICKS TIMES INFINITY


on the bright side

I'M DRINKIN BEER!


Use those two weeks to cram bugs into the project.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Thurnez Isa

#54
July 18, 2009, 04:49:16 PM

Quote from: Cramulus on July 15, 2009, 09:41:54 PM

on the bright side

I'M DRINKIN BEER!



Im hoping your drinking with those two guys
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Suu

#55
July 19, 2009, 01:35:05 AM
Sewing through my thumb.

Fucking up on two dresses.

Roommates' cat peeing on the wall in my sewing room right in front of me.




...I think I need rum.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

0

#56
July 19, 2009, 01:50:12 AM
here ya go, hope it's racist enough for you, you nazi! DRINK UP!

the last yatto

#57
July 19, 2009, 04:00:27 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 18, 2009, 04:49:16 PM

Quote from: Cramulus on July 15, 2009, 09:41:54 PM

on the bright side

I'M DRINKIN BEER!



Im hoping your drinking with those two guys
they are crazier now they are older.
kidding still has those ugly glasses
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Bu🤠ns

#58
July 19, 2009, 04:05:31 AM
Quote from: NotARealFurby on July 19, 2009, 04:00:27 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 18, 2009, 04:49:16 PM

Quote from: Cramulus on July 15, 2009, 09:41:54 PM

on the bright side

I'M DRINKIN BEER!



Im hoping your drinking with those two guys
they are crazier now they are older.
kidding still has those ugly glasses

अंग्रेज़ी माँ-चोद! बोलता है तू?

Jenne

#59
July 19, 2009, 04:09:58 AM
Assholes who beat up their wives and then cry about it so the wives' brothers don't beat them right back.

(Fucking pussy needs putting in jail.  I'll be working on my husband to get him there.  I'm in Toronto atm, though, so I don't know how the shit works here for getting someone shit-canned into the clink for laying hands on his wife is.  Esp if she won't testify now that she's "giving him another chance.")

Women who give that "other chance."

Husbands who don't tell their wives the cousin they've been dancing at a wedding with the night before til 2 am has had the shit beat out of her because "it's not his business to tell" but damn if the mother-in-law won't tell as soon as you get alone with her.

(...yeah, it's been an interesting week here in Canuckistan--need to put some jackboots on and do some business tomorrow, which is probably why my husband didn't tell me till all the male relatives had had a crack at this bastard)
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