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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, July 16, 2009, 08:18:59 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#45
October 17, 2010, 01:49:10 AM
I want to try some passive trolling; create an account of a pretty woman with a completely intolerable personality, and then go look at the profiles of a bunch of guys with really low match scores to see how many of them hit on me.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk

#46
October 19, 2010, 05:56:44 PM
Do eet :lulz:

Don Coyote

#47
October 24, 2010, 02:11:57 PM
Is this anyone here?
hxxp://www.okcupid.com/profile/shello97203 :lulz:
Also
hxxp://www.okcupid.com/profile/BettieMachete :lulz:

Something about these two profiles just scream PD.com.

Dysnomia

#48
October 24, 2010, 05:27:01 PM
not me.


and WHY are all the guys they match me with UGLY, FAT, OLD(forme), or a general LOZER????


:x
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Don Coyote

#49
October 24, 2010, 06:10:58 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 24, 2010, 05:27:01 PM
not me.


and WHY are all the guys they match me with UGLY, FAT, OLD(forme), or a general LOZER????


:x

I'm getting matched either cute girls who think torture is ok, or fat bi-sexual women that want to be poly.

Daego

#50
October 24, 2010, 07:33:43 PM
Science is wronge and math is wronge GOD IS EVERYTHING WHY WONT YOU ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR SAVIOR?
Not Impressed, FuX uR peE

Freeky

#51
October 24, 2010, 07:34:18 PM
Onte internet, OKCupid trolls YUO

Phox

#52
October 24, 2010, 07:49:30 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 24, 2010, 06:10:58 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 24, 2010, 05:27:01 PM
not me.


and WHY are all the guys they match me with UGLY, FAT, OLD(forme), or a general LOZER????


:x

I'm getting matched either cute girls who think torture is ok, or fat bi-sexual women that want to be poly.

Tell me how you are doing that! I'd sign up for that...

Dysnomia

#53
October 24, 2010, 08:12:56 PM
ATTN 30-50SOMETHING MEN IN MY AREA

STOP LISTING YOURSELF AS 25 YOU AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE



It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Don Coyote

#54
October 24, 2010, 08:25:52 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 24, 2010, 07:49:30 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 24, 2010, 06:10:58 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 24, 2010, 05:27:01 PM
not me.


and WHY are all the guys they match me with UGLY, FAT, OLD(forme), or a general LOZER????


:x

I'm getting matched either cute girls who think torture is ok, or fat bi-sexual women that want to be poly.

Tell me how you are doing that! I'd sign up for that...
The torture or the poly chicks?

Phox

#55
October 24, 2010, 08:56:47 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 24, 2010, 08:25:52 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 24, 2010, 07:49:30 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 24, 2010, 06:10:58 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 24, 2010, 05:27:01 PM
not me.


and WHY are all the guys they match me with UGLY, FAT, OLD(forme), or a general LOZER????


:x

I'm getting matched either cute girls who think torture is ok, or fat bi-sexual women that want to be poly.

Tell me how you are doing that! I'd sign up for that...
The torture or the poly chicks?

Both.  :lulz:

Freeky

#56
October 25, 2010, 01:11:51 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 24, 2010, 08:12:56 PM
ATTN 30-50SOMETHING MEN IN MY AREA

STOP LISTING YOURSELF AS 25 YOU AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE





:vom:

LMNO

#57
October 25, 2010, 02:10:30 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 24, 2010, 05:27:01 PM
not me.


and WHY are all the guys they match me with UGLY, FAT, OLD(forme), or a general LOZER????


:x

Apparently, OKCupid thinks you deserve a bit of PUNISHMENT SEX.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#58
October 25, 2010, 10:29:31 PM
I am working on my troll profile. http://www.okcupid.com/profile

I need ideas to give this girl the most unappealing personality possible.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#59
October 25, 2010, 10:35:09 PM
Hahaha wow, she doesn't even have a personality yet and she's getting hit on left and right... I have to figure out the funniest angle to play this from.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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