More OK Cupid fun

[Freeky]

Some are. But they've all got one thing in common: They're using the internet to find a date.

I just like to point out it worked for me freaky brilliant, but NOT via a dating site. Only thing I ever got from them was a monthly bill.

Well, yes. That happens. And good for you and Bella, too.

[Dysnomia]

I found a hawt hippie on okcupid and I think I already have the biggest crush on him.    

It's a trap.

His pic is probably 15 years old, and he's a 45 year old fat guy that wants to stick his finger in your ear.

Which is hot.

That is why god gave us tazers.   

[Hanni]

I found a hawt hippie on okcupid and I think I already have the biggest crush on him.    

It's a trap.

His pic is probably 15 years old, and he's a 45 year old fat guy that wants to stick his finger in your ear.

Which is hot.

That is why god gave us tazers.   

We can't carry anything exciting... not even pepper spray

[Dysnomia]

keys, lined between your knuckles also work well in a pinch.  Also, TEETH



Lizzay,
fights dirty

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

From what I've read... he was probably really disappointed it was just your cat.

They sound like some weirdos on there- any niceish people at all?

There are actually quite a few nice-seeming, sincere young men. Those ones are pretty sweet, if boring as hell, and I leave them alone.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I found a hawt hippie on okcupid and I think I already have the biggest crush on him.    

It's a trap.

His pic is probably 15 years old, and he's a 45 year old fat guy that wants to stick his finger in your ear.

Which is hot.

THIS

is exactly accurate.

The corollary to "There are no girls on the internet" is "There are no hot guys on dating sites".

[Hanni]

You sound like you're speaking from experience...

Stiletto shoes if you've got them on also make good defences.

[Don Coyote]

From what I've read... he was probably really disappointed it was just your cat.

They sound like some weirdos on there- any niceish people at all?

Some

[Triple Zero]

Some are. But they've all got one thing in common: They're using the internet to find a date.

I just like to point out it worked for me freaky brilliant, but NOT via a dating site. Only thing I ever got from them was a monthly bill.

I would even like to point out it worked for me freaky brilliant, EVEN via a dating site. However, it wasn't OKCupid.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Not OKCupid, but holy shit check this out.

Quick! Before it's flagged!

http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/m4w/2019075599.html

Text, just in case:

Virgin lady over 45 - 60 ( Portland area)

So many women changed / tested, have sex with so many men, and then "I want to start all over again". Oh, yes, but NOT for me these kind of women. I'm very healthy middle age man and do NOT want to satisfy this kind of women.

I'm loking for a Treasure: a healthy virgin lady over 45. One-man's woman.. Prefer Jewish, Christian or ...... smart lady.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I would even like to point out it worked for me freaky brilliant, EVEN via a dating site.

WOW!  I'm honestly shocked! I've never heard of a none sob story from a dating site, baring the ones that they advertise with.

I've met awesome people on the internet, and I've met two amazing wonderful men who ended up being close friends on Craigslist casual encounters.

OK Cupid, on the other hand; pure suck and fail.

[Don Coyote]

I would even like to point out it worked for me freaky brilliant, EVEN via a dating site.

WOW!  I'm honestly shocked! I've never heard of a none sob story from a dating site, baring the ones that they advertise with.

I met a very nice lady via a dating site, we dated for a few months, then I joined the Army and that was that sadly.

I would even like to point out it worked for me freaky brilliant, EVEN via a dating site.

WOW!  I'm honestly shocked! I've never heard of a none sob story from a dating site, baring the ones that they advertise with.

All I get are bots, and I might be having legit success via OkCupid.

I've met awesome people on the internet, and I've met two amazing wonderful men who ended up being close friends on Craigslist casual encounters.

OK Cupid, on the other hand; pure suck and fail.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You know, my troll account just can't top the freak magnet that my real account already is. Something about being 39 and unavailable really calls to these people.

From http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Salem_Runner

So, OKC thinks we are a match... lets look at your profile... hhhhmmm... interesting. We could spend allot of time talking and seems like never running out of things to say.

Let me get to brass-tacks, so to speak. I like people and the people I associate like me, those that don't, I stay away from, I learned a long time ago how to avoid the toxic relationship thing... been there, done that, don't want to do it again, besides, it interferes in the bliss of OMF.

So, cutting to the chase, how would you like to meet, get to know each other a little bit, see/feel that neither of us feels turned-off by the other, then let me do what I do best, give you a mind-blowing massage, the kind that is *NOT* covered by an LMT License and have some great adult fun activity? If you like, we can do it again and again for months or years as the case may be, or if you don't, well, it was fun while it lasted... no "clingy" attitude here, as I won't force you to worship any particular hot-dog to the exclusion of all other hot-dogs. This is not a "casual" offer, but it's not a "serious" relationship or LTR either. Yes, I know, we are not a "perfect match" and there are some things about me that don't match you and things about you that don't match me... but really, isn't it the differences that attract?

I have been told recently that I'm "too forward" or "too direct" with messages like this. While I understand the few who have said that, I still must go with the majority of those who say that my approach is just right, as I'm not wasting anybody's time. By those who have responded to my very direct approach, and eventually had me come over, I have been asked to put a "disclaimer" in my message, so here it is: while you may end up yelling "OMG! OMG! OMG!" at a rather climatic moment, this does NOT necessarily count as a "religious experience." >grin<

What do you say? Look my profile over, you will see that even though it's not a robust as I want it to eventually be, I am a Renaissance Man and sapiosexual who truly loves life. Those that take the time to get to know me, tell me I give off wonderful "vibes"... but I'm still not sure what that means... well, maybe I am, but to admit it would be a bit discordant, wouldn't you say? >grin<

M. Roy, aka The Kilted Massage Man

[Don Coyote]

I am not sure if I want to talk to a girl that chills with pedo-bear...but it is soooooo tempting.

[Doktor Howl]

manic overuse of >grin< obviously some kind of skin eater 

Holy shit, it's EvT!