More OK Cupid fun

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Ignore this if you want but I bet your pervert will go WOW.

So did your pervert end up going wow? 

Also Puppy Love?  In this modern, post-internet age, I suspect this being a way to combine beastiality and pedophilia into a single package.

YES

My inner pervert went "WOW... GROSS! GET ME THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS GUY."

I can't tell if he's really just now having some kind of midlife sexual awakening and is harmlessly and kind of pathetically earnest about the idea of helping other poor repressed souls, or if he's just a garden-variety creepy predator. That he assumes everyone else is also stuck in some kind of sad, intimidated sexually repressed reality is kind of depressing though.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm going to sign up as an indopagan midget with a glandular disorder, seeking someone with giantism and an open mind.

Just as soon as I'm on a comp with no nannywall.

[Freeky]

I'm going to sign up as an indopagan midget with a glandular disorder, seeking someone with giantism and an open mind.

Just as soon as I'm on a comp with no nannywall.

I will totally favorite you.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm going to sign up as an indopagan midget with a glandular disorder, seeking someone with giantism and an open mind.

Just as soon as I'm on a comp with no nannywall.

Holy shit! 

[Dysnomia]

you're 5'3?    

Yep!

You look about 5'8+ in your pics.  This of course means that when we finally do visit each other you're getting a Lizzayboob2facehug. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

you're 5'3?    

Yep!

You look about 5'8+ in your pics.  This of course means that when we finally do visit each other you're getting a Lizzayboob2facehug. 

YES! 

It's true. I come from a long line of midgets and dwarves.

[Freeky]

you're 5'3?    

Yep!

You look about 5'8+ in your pics.  This of course means that when we finally do visit each other you're getting a Lizzayboob2facehug. 

YES! 

It's true. I come from a long line of midgets and dwarves.

Nigel is adorably tiny. TINY TINY TINY! <3

[Cramulus]

it's true, nigel is pocket sized.

I wanted to take her back to the east coast in my pocket.

Her kids can fend for themselves anyway.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

  You guys! 

I make of for my small size with my voracious appetite and needle-like teeth.

[Don Coyote]

You guys! 

I make of for my small size with my voracious appetite and needle-like teeth.

Do you wear jaunty red hats?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You guys! 

I make of for my small size with my voracious appetite and needle-like teeth.

Do you wear jaunty red hats?

No. I only have two hats; a brown pimp hat and a cheap sun hat.

[Dysnomia]

you're 5'3?    

Yep!

You look about 5'8+ in your pics.  This of course means that when we finally do visit each other you're getting a Lizzayboob2facehug. 

YES! 

It's true. I come from a long line of midgets and dwarves.

I give the breast hugs in the south bay area.   

[East Coast Hustle]

I knew I should have made the detour.

[Dysnomia]

UR OWN FAULT

[BadBeast]

Well you don't look 53!