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Started by Captain Utopia, July 17, 2009, 04:25:35 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

I am no longer going to do anything about pinealists, Great Teachers, or any other of the more odious forms of noobs. 

Find someone else to be the sucker, PD.  I'm restricting myself to new accounts, dealing with what few spam bots get past Cain, and flagrant violations of the few rules we have.  I have no further interest in keeping the AKKs and DKs of the world from spewing wherever they please, provided they don't legally endanger the board, or attempt to crash it.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pariah

Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

the last yatto

not all of them just go FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

AFK

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on July 17, 2009, 09:34:37 PM
Okay, so, I'm putting down a wager of 50 imaginary dollars that this thread is 15 pages when I get back on Monday.  

Well, I was close.  I think I at least beat the spread. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

The whole damn place is stuck on a broken record.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

AFK

Did Benjamin turn the wheel again? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on July 20, 2009, 01:50:25 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on July 17, 2009, 09:34:37 PM
Okay, so, I'm putting down a wager of 50 imaginary dollars that this thread is 15 pages when I get back on Monday.  

Well, I was close.  I think I at least beat the spread. 

you would probably have been right if the odds were 66% :)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

AFK

Quote from: Triple Zero on July 20, 2009, 06:28:51 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on July 20, 2009, 01:50:25 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on July 17, 2009, 09:34:37 PM
Okay, so, I'm putting down a wager of 50 imaginary dollars that this thread is 15 pages when I get back on Monday.  

Well, I was close.  I think I at least beat the spread. 

you would probably have been right if the odds were 66% :)

I just need to use more madjickes.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: fictionpuss on July 17, 2009, 06:01:37 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on July 17, 2009, 05:54:04 PM
Yeah, sorry man, that's pretty old news. I think it's one of those games the phys ed teacher had us play in 6th grade.
Then can you tell me the punchline - why it works the way it does? It's a two part question I ask, the first being the initial post, but I can't ask the second without invalidating your answers to the first.

It doesn't work. At least, it does at first but then if you think about it you can go in opposite directions. It's just one of those concentration things.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: fictionpuss on July 17, 2009, 06:57:14 PM
Is there _anyone_ on this board with enough intellectual curiousity to try the experiment?

D000000D EVERYONE KNOWS THE PUNCHLINE

FUCKING GOOGLE IT OR SOMETHING
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."