ITT: easy delicious ways to die

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

i liek peas.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

I used to think I hated peas, but then I realized it was just because my mom insisted on having the frozen peas with butter sauce. 

[AFK]

Give peas a chance.


















Aw c'mon, it was laying right there, I couldn't ignore it.  It would be unconscionable. 

[BADGE OF HONOR]

I love peas.

[LMNO]

I used to think I hated peas, but then I realized it was just because my mom insisted on having the frozen peas with butter sauce. 

Yup, that'll do it.

[fomenter]

who wouldnt want whirled peas

rwhn is a bad influence on us all

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

i used to hate them cause my dad made us eat those green shit balls in a can, just thrown into a pot and heated up.
if you're gonna do that shit why bother even dirtying a pot, just throw em in a fucking bowl and microwave em.
or better yet, just shit on our plates and sit there yelling at us till we fucking finish you fucking bastard!!
wash it down with some god damn chunky warm milk.

FUCK YOU!!

hmm. guess i have issues with my dad 

[Eater of Clowns]

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

I don't know if anyone has checked this out before.  It's all quite disconcerting.

Squid, don't worry too much about eating healthy.  If you do it long enough and then go back to a fast food joint or something you'll just shit yourself so much that you'll never make that mistake again.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

that site's where i got all those pics from.

[Iason Ouabache]

[Iason Ouabache]

Pie Suckers!!!

http://topcultured.com/food/pie-like-youve-never-seen-it/

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Is that from that Heart Attack Cafe or whatever it's called with the nurse waitresses?

Also, pie lollipops.... WANT!

[trippinprincezz13]

Quadruple?!? I'd be lucky to get through the single.