It's mah birfday...

[Captain Utopia]

Did you read all of this thread?

You expect me to wade through five pages of this stuff?

Sadly, no. But if your assumptions are based upon the fact that an established member had already decided to take sides, then it doesn't really matter what happened in the last five pages.

You're new and you post like a spaz. There may be something there, but why should I invest the time finding out and going through all of your shit when you cannot simply address the first question I pose to you?

Quotes please for "pseudo-intellectual flag" and "false moral superiority" or stfu.

Most of the above could be applied to you.

True. But I don't weasel and avoid answering a simple question posed to me for five pages.

[Roaring Biscuit!]

but you do pose the same question for 5 pages, which is frankly kinda annoying.

[Captain Utopia]

but you do pose the same question for 5 pages, which is frankly kinda annoying.

Point taken. I guess I was the only one who found it entertaining. Incidentally, I still am curious to hear an answer, but the nearest I can figure out, he hasn't really thought about it.

[Roaring Biscuit!]

people tend not to until it becomes an issue, which I guess in his eyes, it hasn't yet.  That's almost an answer right there.

[Dimocritus]

but you do pose the same question for 5 pages, which is frankly kinda annoying.

Point taken. I guess I was the only one who found it entertaining. Incidentally, I still am curious to hear an answer, but the nearest I can figure out, he hasn't really thought about it.

I've given you many answers, and it's true that some may have been better than others, but I ask you this: why, my furry feline friend, are you such a douche? I expect a thorough explanation, and no dodging the issue.

[Captain Utopia]

but you do pose the same question for 5 pages, which is frankly kinda annoying.

Point taken. I guess I was the only one who found it entertaining. Incidentally, I still am curious to hear an answer, but the nearest I can figure out, he hasn't really thought about it.

I've given you many answers, and it's true that some may have been better than others,

Then humour me, with just one, which you believe? Or not. Because I still have no clue what you actually think.

but I ask you this: why, my furry feline friend, are you such a douche? I expect a thorough explanation, and no dodging the issue.

I'm a douche because I don't understand many things. Things which have been discussed in detail in many places, and many times before, many times over, this place being one of them. I'm a douche because instead of devoting another good portion of my life doing my own original research, I prefer to suck the time from those who have made that investment. I'm a douche because I don't show proper respect to that investment. I'm a douche because if my thinking is getting me nowhere fast, I'll quickly become impatient and ask a stupid question rather than work it out for myself. I'm a douche because I'll doggedly keep asking that question until I have an answer. I'm a douche because I believe in making my own mistakes instead of heading good advice, and trust me, that's stupid. I'm a douche because I don't lurk, I jump in. I'm a douche because I'll say some crazy shit one day, and have the audacity to deny the rabble a decent pounding because I'll frequently change my mind the next. I'm never going to claim that I'm a ninja or the smartest in the forum, and that there's some tasty low-hanging fruit of scorn. I'm a douche because even if I did believe those things privately, I'd never admit to them, because it'd totally ruin the parameters of this vast sociological experiment I must be executing. I'm a douche because I see myself a victim to my own delusions, and claim responsibility for them only in the most abstract of ways. I'm a douche because I know both my failings and my given station, yet I pretend to be the equal of anyone and everyone I converse with. I'm a douche because I know this causes ripples and wastes peoples time, yet I consistently put my own learning needs before those of others. I'm a douche because if "no" is an answer I don't like then I'll ignore it, especially if everyone says it in unison. I'm a fucking douche because I create my own universe of meritocracy, with my own relative scales, and fuck yours sonny. I'm a douche because I'll agree with you if I think you're right, or if it furthers my own interests, but you're on your own to figure that one out. I'm a stupid douche because I know I'm not as smart as I think I am, but I think thinking I am smarter than I am is one way to get there. I'm a douche because I'll troll, claim it was an accident, start bland secondary discussions which appear to give me the benefit of the doubt, then troll again and repeat the cycle to the point where anyone who ever took me seriously, seriously wishes they hadn't. I'm a douche because I know the way to avoid this would be to lurk moar and follow established methods of successful socialisation and communication, but I don't. I'm a douche because I'd rather go down in flames than submit to memes I don't find beneficial to me personally. I'm a douche because last night I cleaned out your mom.

EDIT: It should go without saying that I'm a douche in more ways than I can possibly imagine, but if I've left out some of the more obvious ones, do let me know.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Swiped for WOMP.  muhaha

[Dimocritus]

but you do pose the same question for 5 pages, which is frankly kinda annoying.

Point taken. I guess I was the only one who found it entertaining. Incidentally, I still am curious to hear an answer, but the nearest I can figure out, he hasn't really thought about it.

I've given you many answers, and it's true that some may have been better than others,

Then humour me, with just one, which you believe? Or not. Because I still have no clue what you actually think.

but I ask you this: why, my furry feline friend, are you such a douche? I expect a thorough explanation, and no dodging the issue.

I'm a douche because I don't understand many things. Things which have been discussed in detail in many places, and many times before, many times over, this place being one of them. I'm a douche because instead of devoting another good portion of my life doing my own original research, I prefer to suck the time from those who have made that investment. I'm a douche because I don't show proper respect to that investment. I'm a douche because if my thinking is getting me nowhere fast, I'll quickly become impatient and ask a stupid question rather than work it out for myself. I'm a douche because I'll doggedly keep asking that question until I have an answer. I'm a douche because I believe in making my own mistakes instead of heading good advice, and trust me, that's stupid. I'm a douche because I don't lurk, I jump in. I'm a douche because I'll say some crazy shit one day, and have the audacity to deny the rabble a decent pounding because I'll frequently change my mind the next. I'm never going to claim that I'm a ninja or the smartest in the forum, and that there's some tasty low-hanging fruit of scorn. I'm a douche because even if I did believe those things privately, I'd never admit to them, because it'd totally ruin the parameters of this vast sociological experiment I must be executing. I'm a douche because I see myself a victim to my own delusions, and claim responsibility for them only in the most abstract of ways. I'm a douche because I know both my failings and my given station, yet I pretend to be the equal of anyone and everyone I converse with. I'm a douche because I know this causes ripples and wastes peoples time, yet I consistently put my own learning needs before those of others. I'm a douche because if "no" is an answer I don't like then I'll ignore it, especially if everyone says it in unison. I'm a fucking douche because I create my own universe of meritocracy, with my own relative scales, and fuck yours sonny. I'm a douche because I'll agree with you if I think you're right, or if it furthers my own interests, but you're on your own to figure that one out. I'm a stupid douche because I know I'm not as smart as I think I am, but I think thinking I am smarter than I am is one way to get there. I'm a douche because I'll troll, claim it was an accident, start bland secondary discussions which appear to give me the benefit of the doubt, then troll again and repeat the cycle to the point where anyone who ever took me seriously, seriously wishes they hadn't. I'm a douche because I know the way to avoid this would be to lurk moar and follow established methods of successful socialisation and communication, but I don't. I'm a douche because I'd rather go down in flames than submit to memes I don't find beneficial to me personally. I'm a douche because last night I cleaned out your mom.

EDIT: It should go without saying that I'm a douche in more ways than I can possibly imagine, but if I've left out some of the more obvious ones, do let me know.

See, I assumed that, just because I don't care bout your massive wall o' text, that you didn't care about mine. If you wanted an essay you should have specified, but to be frank, I have better things to spend my time on than explaining myself to some stranger on a discordian forum. Jeez, kid.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

you butt horns!!

Dimo- i didn't really get a chance to read anything. i'm always pressed for time. i was only pointing out a picture i thought was crap.
doesn't mean the rest of your site is crap, i wouldn't know, i didn't READ IT.

you'll learn, many of us are quite abrasive. (at least i am) and i don't mind giving my opinion no matter how much it's not wanted. i'm a jerk. a bitter bitter jerk.

Now you guys quit all your damn bickering. I'm sure his "freedom of speech" rules apply the same as they do anywhere. Long as no laws are broken then WHATEVER.

So let's all yank those kiwano fruits out of our asses and lighten up.

[Captain Utopia]

See, I assumed that, just because I don't care bout your massive wall o' text, that you didn't care about mine. If you wanted an essay you should have specified, but to be frank, I have better things to spend my time on than explaining myself to some stranger on a discordian forum. Jeez, kid.

Well ya, you got me good. But you know what, I think I learned more from this experience than you did. And I spent less time doing so. Claim victory if you like, but by my math, I'm still ahead. So I guess I owe you some thanks.

My universe is just a little bit brighter knowing that the moronic vapidity that was Dimo1138 has turned out to be fiction, and that whoever you really are will just be endlessly consumed, concocting increasingly elaborate hoaxes.

But until we meet again, fuck off, eh?

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I thought we were DONE here
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[Payne]

Now see, fictionpuss posted a pic there, and I bet you thought he was "pulling a face" but he isn't, oh no.

Western Canadians all look like that after 10 years or so. It's something to do with the water, or standing all skew-wiff on the Rockies, or drinking piss poor B.C. beer or something.

Also, yes, yoinked for WOMP. This will come in very handy.

[hooplala]

Hey fictionpuss... suck an ass.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Hey fictionpuss... suck an ass.

this made me lol

[Captain Utopia]

Western Canadians all look like that after 10 years or so. It's something to do with the water, or standing all skew-wiff on the Rockies, or drinking piss poor B.C. beer or something.

But... I'm from Scotland. It's probably just close proximity to weegees and buckfast.